Will a real Twerpshipper please stand up?
HII!!!! It is I…me….no I! No me! Whatever! It is me/I, Marimato – kun with a song about how no one supports Ash x Misty anymore! ;-;
(intercom noise)
May I have your attention
May I have your attention please?
Will a real twerpshipper please stand up?
Come on! Will a real Twerpshipper please stand up!
…We're gonna have a problem here
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You all act like you never seen Ash and Misty before
Team Rocket's a bore
Like Jesse and James just burst in the door
And started dating way much more than before
They were first two friends, flunkin' outta PT…(Ahhh!)
It's the return of the…"No way, come on, your kidding"
"He didn't just say that he loves Misty, did he?"
And Giovanni said…
Nothin you Slowpokes, Giovanni's dead, he's locked up in my basement
The better people love Twerpshipping
(turntable: chigga-chigga-chigga)
Twerpshipping, people sick of it
Ash walking around, battlin' you know whats, talking to you knows whos
Random Ash Fangirl: "Yeah, but he's so cute though…"
Ash "Yeah I probably got a couple of volts left from Pikachu
But no worse then what's goin on in Jessie's head (whoo!)"
Sometimes they wanna get on TV and tell the truth, but can't,
'Cause it's cool for J and J to be the stupid old news
My Spoink is on your lips, my Spoink is on your lips
And if you lucky you might evade and hit or miss
And that's the message we try to deliver to little kids
Of course they know what Yu-Gi-Oh! Is
By time they hit the fourth grade
They got the anime channel, don't they?
Intercom : "We ain't nothin but mammals"
Well, some pokémon are cannibals
Who cut other poke's open like cantaloupes (BURP)
But if we can catch old dead slowpokes and a trainer's hope
Then there's no reason a poké and another one can't be caught (Mo/Marcus: huh?)
But if you're poisoned, yeah, I got the antidote
Jessie, slap James and be cold, sing the chorus, and it goes:
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Cuz I'm a Twerpshipper
Yes I'm a Twerpshipper
All you other poza shippers
Are all Rocketshippers
So won't the real twerpshippers please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
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Ash Ketchum got to be clean on set to catch poke's
Well I don't
So haha, you stupid loose
You think I give a Gloom about r-Shipping?
Half of you r-shippers can't even flame me, let alone grave me
Reporter Dude: "But Chris, why do you do, is it too weird?"
Why? So you guys could bribe just to get me here?
Sit me here next to Ivy's chair?
Well, James & Jessie Morgan better switch me chairs
So I could it next to Ash & Misty and Tracy
And hear 'em argue bout who she had a crush on first (haha)
Jessie : "You little twerp, blasting us off from the PT"
Professer Ivy: "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Jessibelle (hmmph)"
I should have download the info back in season 3
And show the whole world how you gave Misty a kiss (AHHH!!)"
Sick of you little Rocketshippers
All you are is persistent
So I have been sent her to dismiss you (BING)
And there's no other person just like me
That fuss like me, that just don't give a mew like me
That dress like me, speak, reek, and freak (out) like me
No one can be the next best thing, or even me!
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Cuz I'm a Twerpshipper
Yes I'm a Twerpshipper
All you other poza shipper
Are all Rocketshippers
So won't the real Twerpshippers please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
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I'm like mini Oak to listen to, cause I only rant about things
You talk about with trainers
Inside the Union Room
I just got the pokémon to back me up
Don't yuck it up, and I don't got to be false or berry-sweetened at all
Just step up to the field and kill it
And whether you like to admit it (ERR) I really give it
Better than 90 of your battlers out there can
Then you wonder how kids can catch poke's like bouquets
It's funny, cause at the way I'm goin when I'm sixty
I'll be the only one on earth like Bill Bixby (What?)
Pinchin pennies savin up for PokéDex workins
And I'm quirking cause this whole set of upgrades isn't workin
And every single person is a Rocketshipper lurkin
They could be workin at the PokéMart
Bein' dumb, not quite as smart (Duhh…)
Or round the Cycle Shop, circlin'
Saying, "I don't see a tree!" (CRASH)
With the brain dead now and his voice shut up
Now, will the real Twerpies please stand up?
And put one of those Pokéballs on each end up
And be proud to be outta the time and outta the roll
Callin Twerpshippers, scream loud as ya can, g-go go!
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Cuz I'm a Twerpshipper
Yes I'm a Twerpshipper
All you other poza shippers
Are all Rocketshippers
So won't the real Twerpshippers please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
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Haha
Guess there's a Twerpshipper in all of us
Screw it, let's all raise up
