READ THE BOLD!!!!
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!
Just thought I'd put this at the back up for laughs. This was an author's note that I had deleted a while back around chapter 22 or something. You can tell it's old because it's right before Demona finds out about Kagome. But I thought you might like to have this. But this is the end, no more. Sorry guys. This is just up to look and laugh at while you reminisce…this is no longer a valid author's note. It's just been put back up to add a light note to the ending. Sorry, but I didn't want to get you guys hopes up for more.
READ THIS IT'S IMPORTANT!
(This is in no way, shape, or form related to the actual story Rumors Ruin Reputations.)
Kagome sighed as she downed the last of her beer. "That's right folks." She murmured in her drunken stupor. "Due to," hiccup, "complication's beyond our control this story will be temporarily put," hiccup, "on standby."
Spike snorted as he leaned in and whispered to Kitty. "I think, Kagome's-" Kagome fell to the floor, "drunk." They watched as she snored in her coma.
Katsumi giggled as she took a sip of her own drink. "Of course she is, our story is being cancelled. What do you expect?"
Spike rolled his eyes. "Do you not listen? It's not being cancelled, she's just sort of having to put it on pause for a while…we'll be back soon."
Katsumi hmphed as she took a large swig of her Budweiser, "You just speak for yourself…the only reason you're not complaining is because blackcat7 liked you so damn much she put you in her other story, Ecstasy."
Spike's smirk widened. "Damn straight…she likes me and not you. Nanner-nanner-boo-boo. I'm in another one of her stories and you're not. So there."
Katsumi and her sister, Ryoko, gave him the finger.
"I don't get what everyone is so depressed for." Inuyasha sighed. "It's not like she's quitting Rumors Ruin Reputations, she told me she was going to start back in like another week or so when her grades pick up and she can get out of her writers' block."
"Oh screw you, Yash." Duo whined. "The reason you ain't complaining is cause you're in every damn story blackcat7 writes."
"Now that's not true…" He protested. "I wasn't in um…um…ok yes I am but who cares. This story sucks anyway." Inuyasha folded his arms across his chest.
Katsumi's catlike orbs rolled. "Please…you just like it cause she's been working more on her other story, Murder Man…where you get to be a vampire. Even if you're a big cry-baby during the whole thing."
"I'm not a cry-baby." Inuyasha snapped. "I happen to be a very kick ass vampire, thank you very much. I'm so kick ass…that I won the best vampire award…which Lestat handed to me personally."
Katsumi took another drink to wash her sorrow away. "Please." She snorted. "You have a better chance of getting a date with Buffy."
Taki whimpered from his spot between Sano and Daisuke. "Does this mean I'm not going to get my tragic love scene where I save the world and get the girl?"
Sano rolled his eyes. "You? Save the world? My ass. You weren't even going to get one of those to begin with." He grabbed another can before he popped it open and watched it fizz.
Taki crossed his arms over his chest and pouted. "Fine then. You're just jealous cause blackcat7 but me in Ecstasy with Spike."
"Why you little." Everyone except Spike, Kagome, Kenji, and Inuyasha jumped him.
Kenji looked at the dog pile with a raised eyebrow and then shook his head in disdain. "Ok since everyone else seems to be too drunk to actually tell you guys anything I'll do it. I'm really sorry but blackcat7 is going through a lot right now. For starters a biased teacher towards gothic students and a grandmother who thinks she's going to burn her house down cause she joined some kind of Satanist occult. This of which is untrue. But yes this story won't be updated for a little while due to a writers' block and messed up nerves. But she did want you to know that she's not dead. Although, seeing as she has already written ahead of herself on her other two current stories, Ecstasy and Murder Man she will be updating on those this week. You should really check them out."
"I think Ecstasy is one of her better works, she made me a hottie." Spike interrupted.
Kitty's anger bubbled over. "You stupid little pincushion. My grandpa's hotter than you."
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!" Kenji screamed.
Silence.
"Thank you, now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. But yes, please check these out, and the author sincerely apologizes for the inconvenience. She says you may flame her as you like."
"No don't flame…I don't like fire." Shippou whimpered.
Kenji glared and then continued where he was. "She says flame as you like, she completely understands. Now on a lighter note she does promise that when she does come back she'll have an e-x-t-r-a long chapter for you…filled with fluff."
"Hey what's fluff?" Sion chirped before he began to make little dribble noises with his lips and index finger.
"I think Sion's drunk too." Spike whispered to Kitty.
Kitty snorted. "No he's plastered."
"I have a fluffy tail does that count?" Shippou giggled.
Miroku looked at Sango with a raised eyebrow. "Why does it have to be fluff…why can't it be a lemon?" He leaned in to whisper in the demon hunter's ear. "Between me and you."
Smack.
Kenji sighed as he messaged his temples. "There should be a law against idiocy."
The room filled with noise as another argument ensued.
Kenji rose to his feet once again. "QUIET!" you could hear crickets in the background. "Thank you, now as I was saying…oh yes. Blackcat7 thanks everyone that prayed for her friend, she says she's doing much better. And finally, blackcat7 wishes you a great day and…"
"You forgot to mention that she's grounded." Inuyasha added.
Kenji's glare iced over. "I was getting to it. Yes, blackcat7 is grounded at the moment from going onto the Internet for nine weeks and is having to do everything from the school's computer in the library for awhile."
"But…" Inuyasha began, but he stopped when Kenji's angry eyes turned on him.
Asuka sighed as she walked up to her boyfriend and looked him in the eye. "Honey."
"Yes?"
"You're doing it again. You're losing your temper...now what did the therapist say? "
Kenji sighed. "Take lots and lots of morphine and…"
"And?" Asuka interrogated. "And what did he say you needed to do if you totally loose?"
"Either start singing 'I Feel Pretty' or chant 'Goosfraba'." He groaned under his breath in embarrassment. (Inside joke between a friend and me.)
Asuka sighed. "Sorry guys, he's having to take anger management classes."
Demona snorted as she 'elegantly' burped. "I can't believe blackcat7's just going to stop writing like that. And I was just about to find that damn little miko too."
Everyone froze. Uh-oh. Demona stared over at the unconscious Kagome. "Hey what's wrong with her?"
"Uh nothing." Inuyasha laughed nervously. "She's just a little…sick."
"Yeah." Duo chimed in. "We're just going to take her to the bathroom and see if we can wake her up."
Inuyasha and Duo grabbed Kagome and dragged her out of the room as quickly as possible, with the rest of their friends suspiciously following behind them until nobody was left but Sion, Dante, Demona, and Gore.
Gore glanced down at the piles and piles of empty beer cans that were lying all over the floor. "Hey weren't those kids a little underage to be drinking."
Dante smirked. "It was nonalcoholic beer."
"Oh."
Okay yes folks, I think I have pretty much told you everything you need to know up top but I think I might need to say a few things twice. I'm currently being grounded so I'm having to do this in the library during lunch. I will be postponing this story for just a brief term, but I will be back. Also, I will be updating my other stories because I have the chapters saved on floppies. I am sorry for the inconvenience; I apologize to all my faithful readers that I may be disappointing. But when I come back I promise to upload with the longest chapter ever posted on . I really am sorry, I've been trying to write chapter 22 for almost a month now, but I just can't seem to get it how I want it. I must have written at least five versions of it…I truly hate writer's block. It sucks. But luckily this is only happening with this story. You really should check out my other stories. They're written far better than this one. I don't know if you've noticed but the first nine chapters of Rumors Ruin Reputations were sort of pointless and then when chapter ten rolled around it started to actually have a plot. I must confess that even though I started posting this story last year, I started writing it almost two years ago, then on chapter nine I quit until I found When I found I started writing it again. So the reason it sucks in the beginning was because I was like in eighth grade and I'm in tenth now. I don't know if that explains a lot or not.
When I do post the next chapter I will replace this Author's Note. I hope you like my fluffy love scene.
Thanks again! I'll see you soon I promise! Blackcat7
