Green on Black

Summary: AU, Ryo is an exchange student from Japan who moves to New York City; there, he meets the school bad ass...

Rating: R

Author's Notes: In a way, this fic is like the original version, except that they meet in a different time and place, but of course, it will be different, too. I'm glad some of you like it so far! ^^ Oh and I don't know how long this chapter will be. I have to go somewhere later plus mesa tired. *sighs, ish depressed but happy at the same time* But because you were all so super, I decided to write chapter 2 today even though I am tired and depressed. ANYWAYS, TODAY I GOT VOL. 7 FAKE! *ish super happy*

THANKS For Reviewing:

Isuki, Randomness, XZanau, Devil666sc, The Random Queen, and Ryozo San, and Apocalypse of the Broom Closet! Arigato!^^

The Random Queen-Thanks for informing me about that "settings" thing! I didn't even know about that until you told me. ^_^() Hehehehe. I'm the "New Kid" at fanfiction.net whatever((that explains why I'm kinda having a hard time figuring things out, but I'll be ok)), but I'm not a kid, well, sorta...I am kinda like, almost 18. ^^

Isuki-Thanks a lot. I will keep that in future reference, but everyone likes to call him "Mr. Chief" because he acts like a chief. It's like a nickname the kids gave him and he likes it, too.

Devil666sc-Yep, I knew. I read all the vol. except for 7. I just wanted to make Dee older to make him seem more experienced and devilish. Heh, I thought he was older than Ryo until Ryo said he was older. *shruggs* Plus, I wanted to make Ryo younger cuz he's so innocent and stuffers. I dunno if I explained it right, but I just wanted Dee older and Ryo younger. *winks* Thanks for noticing though!

CHALLENGE: The first one to guess what Rose will be will get something cute like... I will draw a cute Chibi pic of any FAKE character besides JJ ((*shudders* sorry, JJ is just so...)) And yes, I am an artist, too. ^^ Hey, if no one wants to guess, that's fine. This idea popped into my head, you know...

Chapter Two: "Jackie Chan and the Pest"

...Ryo had been staring at Dee as they walked to his next class. When Dee looked at him, Dee locked gazes with his own wild green eyes. Ryo blushed again, but found he could not look away... BAM! THUD!

Something or someone had ran right into Ryo and knocked him somewhat into Dee, onto the ground. Ryo's face had fallen smack dab onto Dee's groin (hehehehe^^) and someone was lying on top of him. Dee grinned but scowled and glared bloody murder when he saw the person on top of Ryo.

"BIKKY! You little prat! Get off him!" Dee growled.

Ryo sat up quickly once the body has gotten off of him. He could hear giggles and whispers from overseers. He blushed so red that he was sure he had invented a new shade of red.

"Look what you did, you ass monkey!" Dee growled. Dammit, he had been so close...

"Whateva! Suck this, "The blond, blue-eyed, half black kid known as Bikky said, flicking Dee off with his most 'noblest of fingers.'

Dee rolled his eyes and looked at Ryo, more concerned for him.

"G-gomen! Gomen, Dee!" Ryo stuttered once he had recovered and he was not looking at Dee.

"Gomen?" Dee asked, a black eyebrow arched.

"It means he's sorry, dumb ass!" Bikky snorted, sticking his tongue out at Dee.

Ryo nodded, but still didn't look at Dee. ...My face...was...on...his crotch!...

"How did you know that, you little ape?" Dee asked suspiciously.

"I know some Japanese, faggot face! Now excuse me-"Bikky retorted, pushing past Dee and standing before Ryo. He looked sheepish and put his arm behind his head.

"Dude, I'm sorry about that. I was in a hurry and I didn't see ya...so..." Bikky apologized, surprisingly finding it not hard to apologize to someone for once. His pride usually didn't let him say he was sorry or anything like that. He didn't know why, but there was something about this guy that made him respect him.

"It's ok." Ryo smiled somewhat. "So, you must be Bikky?"

Dee was not happy. He crossed his arms and watched Bikky like a rabid hawk.

"Yeah, that's me! You must be Japanese. What's yo name?" Bikky asked, ignoring Dee.

"Ummm...yeah, I am. My name is Ryo." Ryo smiled. He wasn't sure if he was supposed to shake his hand or something.

"Ryo. Ryo, that's a cool name! That's the name of the dude offa 'Ronin Warriors'! Ryo of Wildfire. He was the coolest Ronin, too. And the evil fag that always tries to kill him is called Dee, too..." Bikky said, doing this 'brother hand thing' with Ryo's hand that seemed so fast and complicated to him.

"His name was NOT Dee! It was TALPA!" Dee growled, cutting in between them.

Ryo blinked a few times and wondered why these two were so hostile towards each other. They acted so...childish...

"Sheah, whateva," Bikky pushed Dee out of the way. "Ryo, you came from Japan, right?"

"Yeah. Not too long ago. I flew here a week ago."

"You speak English...so fluently." Bikky observed.

"Well, my dad is American and he taught me English at the same time I learned to speak Japanese." Ryo explained.

"Dude, that's cool!"

Dee rolled his eyes, but did enjoy the few bits of information he heard about Ryo. He wondered how Bikky even knew big words like 'fluently'.

"Bikky, didn't you have to go somewhere, you little twerp?" Dee asked, remembering that Bikky had been in a rush, which is to why he had ran into Ryo.

"Oh yeah! I was trying to find Carol, but it's ok. I see her next period anyways."

The Late Bell Rang.

"Oh shit!" Bikky groaned. He was late for class and his teacher was the big bitch of all bitches (besides Mr. Chief).

"Scram, little rat!" Dee dismissed, waving his hand like a British guy would when he wanted something nasty to go away.

"See yah, Ryo!"

Ryo sighed. He watched Bikky scamper away.

"Don't worry. You're new. You have an excuse." Dee patted Ryo on the shoulder.

"I guess. Let's go." Ryo replied with another sigh.

Dee led the way, every now and then glancing back at Ryo. His most hated arch enemy had just met his new...'friend'. He growled, not wanting anyone else to see or meet his Ryo. He blinked as they walked, wondering why he was being so possessive. He had just met the guy like, ten minutes ago and already he was willing to kill anybody who looked or even touched Ryo.

"Is this it?" Ryo asked, pointing at a half open door.

"Yeah, that'll be the one. Follow me. Oh, and be sure to ignore some of these kids. They're even stupider then Bikky..." Dee said as he led Ryo in.

"Is 'stupider' even a word?" Ryo asked, glancing around at the kids who were play fighting, chatting, listening to rap or rock, smoking, making out, and anything else that wasn't supposed to be done in school.

Dee rolled his eyes and led Ryo to the back of the room, to a more secluded place. He sat down at the table and pulled a cigarette out and lit it. Ryo sat down, too, still shocked at what he was seeing.

"Is this a school or a zoo, Dee?"

"Feh, I don't even know what it is. We don't have a name for what it is..." Dee took in a long draw, his eyes closed. He looked comfortable.

Ryo cringed. He hated cigarettes...

"Dee?"

"Yeah?" Dee put the cigarette out and looked at him, green eyes flashing.

"Is this really your class?"

"Not really. This is supposed to be..." Dee glanced at Ryo's schedule. "...English three."

"Then why are you in here?"

"So I can escort you, as the Chief said." Dee smirked.

"Still...you did escort me already."

"Not to all of your classes."

Ryo sighed. "Don't skip on account of me."

"I skip all the time. Besides, you are in almost all my classes, Ryo."

"Oh." Ryo looked down at his fingernails, as if concerned about them, even though they were as perfect as any pretty boy could get them.

"DEE!" Yelled the most annoying, aggravating, gayest, girlish, and disturbing voice that has ever been heard in all the years of the human existence.

Before Dee could react, something disgusting with blue hair and eyes, wearing short purple daisy dukes and a pink tank top pounced on him. Dee screamed in agony as it tried to kiss him.

"AHHHH! GET OFF ME, JJ!" Dee luckily was able to pry JJ off of himself. He nearly threw up. Gagging, he tried to regain his composure.

"Who is HE?" JJ pointed dramatically at Ryo, as if JJ and Dee were a married couple and Ryo the 'other woman'.

"That's none of your business, so shoo." Dee growled. He looked at Ryo and all of a sudden he didn't feel the sickness that JJ had invoked in him.

"How...could you?!" JJ cried, catching everyone's attention. All eyes rested on the three.

"How could I WHAT?" Dee asked, annoyed both at JJ and all the prying eyes. He didn't like the way some people were looking at Ryo.

"Please leave Dee alone...ummm...JJ, is it? I mean, you're making him mad..." Ryo asked, glancing at Dee. He didn't like all the 'anime popping veins' that were on Dee. Plus, he had a feeling that his new friend was uncomfortable around this...JJ thing.

JJ looked as if he were going to cry. He covered his face and ran away, wailing. Everyone ignored him. They were used to JJ too well, so they ignored him.

"Hey, Dee! Who's dat with ya?" Asked a tall black guy with impressive looking braids and bling-bling.

"This is Ryo, and yes, he's Japanese!" Dee spat, knowing too well to get it over with.

Some kids got up and walked over to Ryo, bugging him about this and that. Dee sighed.

For some reason, many found 'Ryo' a hard name to pronounce, so...

"Yo, I'm callin' ya Jackie Chan!" Said the same black guy who had asked who Ryo was in the first place.

Ryo blushed, not used to all this attention. He was asked questions and talked to by nearly everyone, who seemed to think he could listen to everyone at the same time. They bothered him until the bell rang.

"See ya, Jackie Chan!" Hollered the black guy, who left with his homies.

"Who was that?" Ryo asked as he walked beside Dee.

"That was DeMario. I know, weird name."

((I know a black guy called DeMario, too. He's loud as hell, but has no bling-bling or braids. He can be very annoying, too. -.- Heh, he's one of those boys who haven't reached "mental puberty" aka maturity yet. And no I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally *giggles*...))

"Dee?" Ryo asked, eyes slightly more open.

"What?"

"Who is actually Jackie Chan?"

ANIME FALL!

"You don't know WHO Jackie Chan is?! Dude, he's like..."

Ryo smiled. He winked to show he was only kidding.

"I know who he is, Dee. He's the Chinese action movie star who does his own stunts..."

Dee ruffled Ryo's hair. "You ass! I was about to say! Any Asian person who doesn't know who Jackie Chan is should be..."

"Not everyone watches TV, Dee. I don't...only the news."

Dee was shocked. "Are you serious?"

"Yeah, I am. I don't go for that junk on TV. It's all fake. Those reality shows are set up, rigged, and are fake, too. TV is not as anything near a book..."

"Man, you Asians are crazy! Books? Blah! They're not real either and are more...not fun."

"More not fun? That doesn't make sense. Well, we do all have our likes and dislikes..."

"I guess so..." Dee smirked, thinking hentai thoughts for some reason. Of course, he is a GUY and guys often think about hentai all day long, at least, some do. He had this big Dee smile on his face and Ryo stared at him curiously.

"Dee? Is this my next class?" Ryo asked, hands in his pockets.

"Oh, eh, yeah. Correction: our class, blondie." Dee said smugly, leading the way in.

"Whatever..." Ryo said, following him like a lost puppy. A very lovely lost puppy, that is.

Dee stopped in his tracks and Ryo walked into him from behind.

"UMPH! Dee! Why did you stop without warning me?" Ryo asked. His body oddly tingled from the contact with Dee's body. He wondered why. ((because you like him, dumbass. *snickers*))

"Oh, no...not YOU again! What are YOU doing here?" Dee said so coldly and venomously that it made Ryo back away from Dee...

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More Notes: Buhahahahahaha! Cliffhanger! Guess who! ^_^ Well, this chapter was supposed to be funny. Did I fail or succeed? R&R please? I was so very nice to write this instead of just reading vol. 7 of Fake...which is in my room, waiting for me...hehehehehe. Well, I hope this made you guys happy. If not, oh well. I tried. ^^()