Orphen isn't mine I know

A/n: Bet ya want to know what happened don't ya? Well read and find out!!

---- Where are we, and who the hell are you? ----

Orphen opened his eyes and moaned. He stretched for a couple minutes then sat up but when he realized where he was he almost screamed.

"Holy sh..."

He took a deep breath. Once he accepted that he was in a place with a brown grass and a yellow sky he went to go wake up Cleao and Majik but right before he did, he heard something. It was... singing... the same song that he had heard before. He followed the singing to a beach, it seemed normal, the sand was it's regular color the water was blue like it was supposed to be so he continued following the voice. He walked along the shore for a while, until at last he saw the one singing. She had long blonde hair and was wearing a white bikini. (Of course a hot body) She didn't seem to notice him until she finished the song. When she realized he was there staring at her she stood up and looked back. Her eyes where blue.

"So how'd you end up here?" She asked him.

"I followed your singing," he answered.

She looked at him with a sad expression, "Really? From the outside world?"

Orphen was confused, "Um, outside world?"

"Yeah, the outside... oh, you don't know do you?"

"Well, I guess I don't." Orphen rubbed his head.

She sighed, "so you followed my voice to that book right?"

"Yeah."

"Well, that's where you are now, in the book." She explained.

"HOLY SHIT!!!" Echo continues

She ran over and covered his mouth, "SHH!! You don't want the people of this world knowing about us..."

"What? I thought you were from here." He told her.

"Pshh, are you kidding me? The people from here are UUUUUUUGLY!" she said sitting down, "Oh, by the way, what's your name?"

"Orphen."

She smiled, "I'm Temi. So you alone?"

"Uh, no." He pointed towards the woods; "I left them so I could find out who was singing that song."

Temi stood up, "Well, we're gonna need to hurry and get them out of there."

"Why?" He asked.

"There's been something in the woods lately round' in up others from the outside." She looked out to sea, "Oh, look a wave."

He looked out at the ocean and he saw a huge tsunami heading towards them! "Heh, heh, heh, you know what that is right?"

"Yeah..."

"Then lets go!" Orphen grabbed her wrist.

She pulled away, "It's only a blanket of water."

"Yeah about ten yard sticks thick!! Come on! Let's go!" he yelled.

The tsunami was about to fall on them.

He was about to run, "Fine, you can stay here!"

"Alright." She said.

She conjured up an umbrella from thin air and held it over her head as the wave fell, and Orphen tried to escape it. Right as he went to go for shelter the tidal wave hit, but for some reason it didn't hurt at all... it just felt like a thin layer of water, COLD water.

"See, it was only a blanket of water." Temi reminded him as the umbrella vanished.

Orphen just stood there soaked and REALLY cold, trying to figure out what just happened. (Poor Orphen, he's wet and cold while Temi's nice and dry.)

Temi smiled, "Looks like you're gonna need a towel or better yet dry clothes."

Then out of nowhere a perfect mimic of Orphen's clothes appeared in her hand all folded.

She handed them to him, "Here."

"OK, now that I have dry cloths WHERE am I going to change?" he asked.

Temi shrugged, "Dunno, anywhere you want. It's not like I care."

Orphen sighed, "I don't think you seem to notice that there isn't a difference in where I change on a beach."

"Ok, you probably just got here considering that fact that you have no clue on how things work. Ok all you have to do is think of what you want and what it looks like then it will appear." Temi explained.

"That's not going to work." Orphen assured her.

She rolled her eyes, "Then how did I get the clothes? How did I get the umbrella? It's not like I'm a witch or sorceress, though I have given thought into becoming one."

He smirked, "Really?"

"No, I won't be your apprentice, I don't really like being schooled, and we gotta get you're your friends, remember?" Temi stated.

"Oh, yeah... well lets give that trick of yours a try." Orphen closed his eyes and thought a moment.

He opened his eyes and there was his bedroom, "Whoa, it worked."

"Told ya, now hurry and get dressed so we can help your friends."

---- In the woods ----

YAAAAAAAAAAAWN

"Excuse you, Orphen..." Temi said rudely, "out of curiosity, why did your parents name you that? It just seems a little odd." (Temi now has on a white tank-top and white jean shorts.)

"I name myself that, and I don't have parents..." He said.

"Oh, so your actually an orphan." She frowned, "I know how you feel, partially, I almost became one."

He looked at her confused, "What's that mean?"

"I mean, my family was killed and I had no relatives that were alive or would take me in." she explained, "I feel so loved."

He rubbed his head, "Oh, sorry didn't know."

She laughed, "Don't worry, I got over their death a long time ago, and to be honest I should be the one apologizing, you don't even know your parents, that just about twice as painful."

"No it isn't, it's the other way around." He corrected.

Temi looked at him, "No it's not."

"Yes it is," he argued.

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO, IT'S NOT!! SO SHUT UP!!!" she screamed.

She covered her mouth, "Oops..."

"I heard the sound of prey... where are they?"

"Hey Orphen did you say that?" Temi whispered.

"No I thought you did."

"Peek-a-boo I see you..." a quiet yet evil laughter followed afterwards.

"Man that's old." She exclaimed.

"And how would you know? Unless you're an outsider... and that means that that boy is also from the other world." The voice said.

"Hey who you callin' a boy? I'm in my teens." Orphen shouted to it.

"Ooh, feisty, both of them... me and my friend will enjoy you two."

"Hey do you mind coming OUT of the shadows so I can see you?" Temi asked.

"You'll get scared though... I don't want you to run away."

She sighed, "Ok, I promise no, WE promise..."

"WE?!" Orphen shouted,

"...That we will not run away."

Orphen calmed down, "Oh, I wasn't planning on running anyway."

"Fine... but you will suffer greatly if you break that promise and it will not be by my hands."

The creature crawled out of the shadow and shocked both of them. It was a shadow dragon just about as tall as Orphen, and that made him a little nervous. It had spikes on it's back that moved like a spiders legs. So now that they know what he looks like Orphen get ready to fight, but not Temi. She slowly walked up to it with a blank expression and out of nowhere she hugs it.

Orphen's thinking, 'WTF?! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!' O.o

"Why would I run? I LOOOOOOOOOVE dragons!" She told the creature.

It looked teary eyed, Sniff "Really?"

"Yep!!" she hugged it and it hugged back.

Now Orphen's thinking, 'Ok, did I missed something?' Oo

---- Later when they find Majik and Cleao ----

"Ok, so WHY did you hug it?" Orphen asked.

"IT is a HIM." she corrected.

Orphen rolled his eyes, "Fine HIM, why did you hug HIM? Didn't he look like he wanted to hurt us?"

She shrugged, "Yeah, but that's when a dragon looks coolest... no that second best."

The creature looked at her confused, "Then what looks the coolest?"

"When you show your teeth." Temi answered.

"You mean like this?" He changed his expression so he looked pissed.

"Yep that's it." Temi assured him.

Orphen is thinking, "I hate that thing... I can't ask her anything with out it turning to it... err I mean him." --

"Hey Orphen..."

"Huh? Oh, what?" he asked.

Temi looked at the dragon, "Am I annoying?"

He jumped back, "What? Why makes you ask that?"

"It's just the way you've been looking at me. It looks like you're irritated."

"Oh, it's not you..." Orphen informed her, "It's him..." Points at dragon

Dragon: "O you're mean..." TT

Temi hugged him, "Shh, it's alright..." she glares at Orphen, "he is mean isn't he? Look Orphen I think that if he was able to choose what he wanted to be it wouldn't be a dragon, but personally, I like him like this."

"Maybe he's jealous that I'm getting most your attention." The dragon suggested.

"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!" Orphen stood up and attacked the poor creature.

Of course Temi was doing her best to hold him back and the dragon was cowering away on the ground.

"LET GO!! THAT THING IS IN FOR A BEATING OF A LIFETIME!!!" Orphen screamed.

Majik wakes up, "Master? What's with all the noise?"

Orphen stopped struggling and looked at his apprentice. He sat up and saw this girl trying to keep his master from beating on this cowardly dragon.

Majik shook his head, "This must be a dream... because grass is not brown the night sky it not a deep yellow the stars are not green the moon is not red, a dragon wouldn't cower, and this girl I don't know couldn't hold master back."

Temi sighed, "Too bad kid, unfortunately this ain't a dream."

Orphen got Temi off but then sat down where he was, "Want dinner, Majik?"

"Sure... I like this dream." Majik took a bowl of soup.

Temi repeated, "I told you this IS NOT A DREAM!!"

Majik still thought it was a dream, "Yeah right, what place in the real world has brown grass?"

"Majik, when I woke up I didn't want to believe it either, but this isn't a dream and we're not in our world, if this even is one." Orphen looked around.

Majik stretched, "Then where are we master?"

"You remember that book right?" he asked, "Well believe it or not, that's where we are. Inside that stupid ass text-book."

"Whoa... oh! Master, did you hear that singing sometime after you woke up?" he asked.

Temi blushed.

Orphen nodded, "Yeah, and I found the source of it."

"Who was it?" he asked eager for the answer.

He pointed to the girl, "Her."

Majik laughed at that, "Good one master... seriously, who was it?"

Temi mimicked his laugh, "Good one kid... seriously, it was me."

Orphen laughed at that, "Ok, I thought you were just some slut when I first saw you but I'm starting to like you better every moment."

Eye twitching "A slut? Heh, heh, say that again? I think I missed it." Temi asked with a smirk on her face.

(Orphen doesn't like that look) "Um..."

"Wow master you two are alike."

"SHUT UP!" Orphen and Temi shouted.

They looked at each other and stared...

(Stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling, they're right stalling IS fun!)

During their staring contest Majik tried to wake up Cleao but failed.

--- Half hour later ---

Ok so the dragon went for a walk since there was nothing else to do, Orphen and Temi are still staring at each other even after a half hour, and ever since the contest began Majik was and STILL is trying to wake Cleao up. Alright so another half hour passes the dragon hasn't come back and the two contestants are still staring at each other without word or blinking once and at last some one completes something, Majik woke up Cleao!!! But got slapped.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO WAKE ME UP!! ONLY ORPHEN CAN!!!" Cleao screamed, "By the way, where are we?" she looked at Orphen and the girl staring at each other, "AND WHO IS THAT?!"

Cleao walked over to the girl and grabbed her collar, "HEY! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"

Just then the dragon came back from his walk and saw Temi being threatened, and that pissed him off so he ran up to Cleao knocked her away with his tail and roared. Cleao left her alone after that.

(A/N: YAY!! Another thing accomplished!! One more to go.)

"Ok so you're telling me, we're inside that book we found, and that's why the grass is brown the sky is yellow the leaves are gold and the moon is red." Cleao had to make sure she heard right, "But you still haven't answered my other questions WHO IS THAT AND WHY ARE THEY STARING AT EACH OTHER?!"

The dragon answered, "Well the girl is Temi and I don't know why they're doing that."

Majik spoke up too, "Yeah, I agree but I thought you were a wimpy dragon, I'm surprised that you scared Cleao."

He growled. 'Really?'--

"So they've been staring at each other for an hour without blinking or speaking? New record." Cleao said.

"Well, they'll be back to normal tomorrow. Good-night." Majik went to bed

Cleao and the dragon shrugged and did the same.

A/N: Is it funny? Hopefully it is, because I am trying hard to make it humorous.