Orphen is not mine.
A/N: Heh, heh, I really like the test.
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Ok they entered and all that crap. Let's see where Orphen is at this moment.
He found himself wearing this strange outfit in this strange stone room.
He looked at his clothes in disgust, "Ok, why am I dressed up like a medieval prince?"
All of a sudden this really fat dude barges in and hugs him, "My son! We have found thou a fiancé!!"
"A what?!" Orphen jumped back or tried to anyhow.
The fat dude let go of him, "Aren't thou happy?"
"Um, yes... thou... is happy..." Orphen replied trying to sound like him.
"Good, good. Now thus must'th go to dinner." The fat dude pulled him along.
All right, we know what he's doing, now lets go to Temi. She looked at her surroundings; it looked like a little cottage and outside her window was a forest. She looked at what she was wearing and almost screamed. She covered her mouth and when she could control herself she took a deep breath.
Her expression changed from shocked to angry; "Who the hell put this dress on me?" she clenched her teeth, "I HATE DRESSES. Not to mention the color, couldn't they just make it red?" she sighed, "I sound so much like Cleao right now, except she WANTS to wear dresses."
Temi left the room and went to go look around and these three shrimps go up to her. One was green, one was red, and the other was blue.
The red one said, "Good Briar Rose, thou is awake..." they handed her a basket, "Could thy pick us berries?"
"Yes, I shall." She bowed and when she got outside she sighed, "Good thing I did my homework."
She walked off into the woods and started singing, now let's go to Cleao. She found herself wearing a big black dress and Pale makeup that made her look like vampire.
"Ok, I guess this is a part of the test... finding the rest of my friends." She told herself looking down from this huge tower.
A crow landed on her shoulder, "Hey is that you Cleao?"
She looked at it, "Decris? Is THAT what you look like?"
"Phew... I thought that I was alone for a moment..." he looked relieved, "Well, I think we should go and find the others, though I don't think that you can show yourself in public."
"Why?" she asked.
He sighed, "Your known as the Black Witch and you put a curse on the princess."
"I did? Well, whatever lets go find our friends."
Now we know what she's doing, but there is still one left. Lets go find Majik. Ok we're back to the castle and Orphen is sitting down looking around very nervous. Then a servant comes and gives him a drink, and guess what? IT'S MAJIK!!
Orphen tries not to look surprised and whispers, "Majik? Is that you?"
He stopped pouring and whispered back, "Master? Oh, thank god, I thought I was the only one here."
Now this thin dude starts talking to Orphen, "My prince, what are thou talking about to thy servant."
"I told'th him to... keep pouring thy wine..." he laughed nervously.
The guy nodded at the servant (Majik) "Keep pouring..."
After dinner Orphen met up with Majik in secret.
"Ok, WHAT is going on and WHERE are we?" Orphen asked.
Majik shrugged, "I want to know that too."
He sighed, "Majik, do you know where they keep the horses?"
"Yes why?"
"I'm going to find the others." Orphen replied.
Majik seemed to choke, "W-what? I don't want to be here all alone with these strange people."
"Well, sorry kid. Can't take you along without sticking out." He explained.
"But," he sighed, "follow me..."
ok Temi is walking through the woods singing that same song that trapped Orphen inside the book when she found a berry bush. She continued singing while picking them and putting them into the basket, but she stopped to pet a wolf that stopped by, (Still singing) but something caught its attention, so it scampered off. So she continued singing and picking until she heard a horse stop right behind her. She froze.
"Who is thee that is so fine and fair?" a familiar voice asked.
She swung around and found Orphen on this black horse.
"Orphen!" she jumped up and hugged him.
He looked a little surprised, "H-hey, what's up?"
She let go, "Yeah, what's up with the clothes around here? Like your faggy outfit for example."
"Ha, ha very funny. You seem to be the expert on this stupid book, so where are we?" he asked.
She laughed, "Have you ever heard of the fairy tale Sleeping Beauty?"
"Um..." he looked confused.
She sighed, "You haven't heard of sleeping beauty... wow. Well we are playing the roles of the royalty and I don't know about the other guys."
"Majik's a servant in the castle." He informed her.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"We ran into each other at dinnertime." He explained.
She smiled, "Ok, do you know anything about Cleao and Decris?"
He shook his head.
"Ok, how did you find me?"
"That's a stupid question... once again I found you because of the singing, oh yeah and if you're royalty than why are you dressed like that?"
She sighed, "Well, the person I play was cursed as a baby so I was sent to live in the woods and my royalty is supposedly secret."
"Ok, well hop on and lets go find Cleao and Decris." Orphen told her.
She smiled, "K!"
All right so Majik is safe at the castle, I think, and the two on horseback are searching for the other two. Ok lets go see what Cleao and Decris are doing.
"Ok, I am lost, this is why I never go through woods without another person." Cleao said.
Decris growled, "What about me?"
Cleao sighed, "Well, you're not a person."
He started sniffing the air, "Wait, go left."
"Alright, but it better take us somewhere else or someone else." She told him.
Ok so they are heading towards Temi and Orphen who have stopped to rest the horse.
Temi sighed, "I'm bored."
"I know, so am I." Orphen told her.
"Well while the horse rests and while no one is here, why don't you show me what would've happened those two nights if we weren't interrupted." She suggested.
"Ok, it's better than doing nothing."
He walked over to her and slowly his lips moved closer to hers. (AH!! NOT AGAIN!!!) he moved closer (AH!!) and closer (OH NO!!) and closer... (I CAN'T WATCH!!!)
"Hey Master!"
Orphen jumped away from Temi. (Phew)
Majik looked at how they were glaring at him, "Am I interrupting something?"
"No" they both said.
He laughed nervously and then changed the subject.
"So you found Temi. Do you know about Cleao and..."
Once again they said, "No."
"Ok... well I'll just shut up now."
Ok let's go back to Cleao and Decris.
"Why did you make us turn? There's nothing in this direction!" Cleao shouted.
Decris wanted to bite her head off, "there IS something in this direction, as a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure that it's our friends."
Her eyes sparkled, "REALLY? YAY!!!"
She ran ahead. Of course Decris wanted to kill her even more, and he followed.
Orphen walked over to his apprentice, "Majik, what's wrong?"
"Eh, I want to sleep but I can't." he explained.
Temi sat down next to him, "Do you think singing would help?"
He shrugged and leaned his head on her shoulder. She started singing (A different song) and very quickly he fell asleep with his head in her lap. Orphen watched silently as she would gently rub Majik's arm and play with his hair with a smile. Now after a half hour or so Temi succeeded in getting up without Majik waking and she sat down next to Orphen who seemed very tired.
"Orphen?"
he seem to wake up a bit, "Uh, hey."
He put his head back down and closed his eyes.
She looked concerned, "Is something wrong?"
"Na, just a little tired." He told her.
"Well, we all are." She put her head on his shoulder, "We all are..."
He looked at her, "Uh, could you sing that one song..."
"The one that got you stuck here?" she asked.
He nodded wearily.
She smiled, "Ok."
Hours later Temi and Orphen were both sleeping, her head on his shoulder, his head lying on hers, and both are holding hands. Of course that is, until Cleao came.
"Hey! I finally found you guys!" she shouted.
The two opened their eyes and moaned.
She looked at their hands, "Hey, why are you holding hands?"
They looked and jumped, "AH!"
Quickly they moved away from each other.
"How did that happen?!" Temi shouted.
He shrugged, "I have no clue..."
They looked at Cleao, "Why do you look like a vampire?"
Cleao's eye twitched, but before she could yell at them Majik came over and tapped her.
"Uh, hey Cleao, do you know where Decris is?" he asked.
She smiled, "Yep, he's right here." She pointed to the big crow on her shoulder.
SILENCE
Everyone started laughing.
"That's funny, is that really you?" Temi asked the bird.
Decris growled, "Yes it is."
Everyone laughed harder which made him even angrier. Once everyone stopped they all sat down to figure out a way out of this place and every time Decris would talk everyone giggled.
"Ok, so all we have to do is play the roles of the people we're supposed to be?" Cleao asked.
Temi nodded, "Yep but I think we might need to morph them a little bit or Cleao, you're gonna die."
Majik seemed surprised, (So is everyone else.) "I don't understand, how will she die?"
Ok, so Temi tells the story of sleeping beauty since NOBOBY else there knew it and it answered all of their questions but they also went over what their new roles were. So now they go back to the cottage, the castle, the tower, or where ever they're supposed to be and play it off from then. Um, ok lets go check on Orphen.
He returns to the castle to find the fat dude waiting at the castle for him.
"Where art thou been?!" He shouted.
Orphen remembered how he was supposed to reply and repulsed, "Father, thy has found the lady thy is going to marry."
Ok, we may not want to continue that... I think when they made the movie they, well lets say they CENSORED it, so lets go see what Cleao is doing.
"I will... make her..." she was unsure of this, "PRICK, that's it, PRICK her finger on a... a..."
"Spinning wheel..." Decris informed her.
"YEAH, THAT'S IT! SPINNING WHEEL!! I will make her... PRICK! PRICK her finger on a SPINNING WHEEL." she shouted. "Um, Bwahahaha!"
"Ugh, she is such a blonde..." he murmured.
Wasn't that so exciting? Well, anyway lets go see what Temi is up to. Ok the three shrimps or fairies from before locked her in a dark room in which she cannot see a damn thing! I don't think she would be able to see light in there! Well, to continue she was locked in there and she felt like a blind old man that trips over everything that WOULD be in sight. Ok so she tripped over everything in the room and decided just to sit in the chair where they had put her to wait for their return so she sat down after tripping over everything again. She sat there for a couple minutes before the chimney in front of her turned into a doorway. She saw the light coming out of there and was tempted to enter, but since she knew what would happen if she touched the wheel so she entered but when she saw the spinning wheel she PRETENDED to prick her finger. Now what happens next is too violent for you, ya see she lays there for a couple minutes until the fairies come and find her on the ground, see? It's too violent.
Now, let's see... oh yeah! Lets go see if Majik is all right. Yep, he's fine. Only serving a pissed off king that won't stop throwing things at him. Ok what about Orphen... where is he... AH! There! Pshh... Cleao. Well, he's about to enter the cottage where Cle... I mean the witch is waiting to ambush him, and of course he remembers what his next role is. He opened the door and casted a spell of light that blinded the ambush party, next he blew them up. (Except for Cleao.) Cleao 'captures' him (He was supposed to let this happen) and brought him to her castle or tower, either one works.
Ok so they put Temi in this bed and put lipstick on her (Which she HATED a lot.) then boo-hoo all the sap until everyone left.
She opened her eyes, "Geez, they took FOREVER! They could've done it a little faster."
Now, lets go to Cleao and Decris. There's a party... of goblins.
"Let's go talk to I, I don't like these things, and besides, isn't that what we do next?" Cleao asked.
Decris nodded, and so they went to the cell where the 'prince' was waiting.
"Hey, Cleao." He said as she entered.
The crow looked at him funny, "Orphen, your chained to the wall yet you talk as if it was a normal day."
He shrugged, "Well, in this place it is and besides, I know those fairies are coming to get me out."
"Well, I guess we know not to interfere." Cleao sighed, "Especially you Decris, you don't want to be turned to stone."
"Yeah I know." He growled.
All right the fairies made every one fall asleep and went to go rescue the prince. They went through the unguarded tower and got Orphen out, gave him a sword and shield. He got his horse, and left without any trouble at all. He rode to the Castle, still without delay and found the tower with Temi inside. The most annoying part of the trip was how paranoid those stupid fairies were. They just wouldn't shut up about how it was too easy to escape. Now he's in the room with Majik and Temi.
"Will thou leave?" he asked.
When the fairies left, he walked up to Temi and tapped on her forehead four times. She peeked out one eye and when she saw Orphen she sat up.
"Hey Temi I thought the prince needed to kiss you for you to wake up." Majik reminded her.
She laughed, "I know, but I really didn't prick my finger. I just pretended to and to avoid embarrassment I told him what I was going to do. Also, to make sure I didn't touch the wheel, we made a code."
Ok so everyone wakes up gets all happy that she's alive, and has a ball. (Party) Orphen and Temi unfortunately have to dance with each other so they do their best. Cleao was able to get the make up off she changed her clothes, and snuck in. Decris was able to sit in the window to watch and Majik of course was a servant for Orphen so he just stood by the kings. Afterwards the five met up in the stables.
Cleao looked around, "Ok, shouldn't we be going now?"
"Yeah, we should..." Temi sighed, "I'm gonna be pissed if I went through all of that for nothing."
"Yeah I know." Orphen agreed.
A voice boomed out of nowhere, "You have passed the first trail..."
Everything went white. (Again)
A/N: Don't you want to know what the next chap is about? Oh yeah, PLEASE REVIEW!
