Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Your writing again just give up you only have like ten reviews.

Xeno-man: So I enjoy writing this. 'Yeah and the fact I have soooo much free time.'

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-----Miroku's Hiccups----

"Hentai!" the earth shook as Miroku was smacked to the floor.

"This is my only remaining Curse(Hiccup)." He sighed and walked out of the tavern.

"AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?" Sango has laid in wait for the hentai to emerge.

"Sango! (hiccup)" he sighed and hiccupped again.

"YOU DARE TOUCH ANOTHER WOMAN AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!" Miroku cowered in fear at the thought of a Sangoless future.

"Alri- (hiccup)." 'Crap hiccups and Sango is mad at me.' He bowed. "Im Sor- (hiccup)."

"Your what?" She put a hand on her ear.

"I'm Very So- (hiccup Hiccup Hiccup)" 'I can't exactly call these hiccups violent because of what she has done to me.'

"Fine then if your not going to apologize I guess I won't cure your hiccups." She walked away when Inuyasha and Kagome walked over.

"Oi! Whats (hiccup) up?" 'Dammit.'

"Keh you have the hiccups?" Inuyasha laughed to himself.

"Drinking water helps you know." Kagome informed him also handing him a large bottle of water.

"Thats great thanks." He uncapped it and started to drink the whole thing.

"Did it work?" Kagome asked.

"Might ha- (hiccup)." 'Oh crap.'

"I heard if you cut off an Arm they go away." Inuyasha quickly unsheathed Tetsaiga and swung down very quickly stopping right before Miroku's arm.

"I JUST (HICCUP) GOT RID OF A CURSE ON THAT ARM I'D LIKE TO USE IT!" Miroku was very pissed and scared.

"Scaring him isn't going to work." They all thought as they walked to their camp site.

"I know!" Kagome Jumped into her giant sized bag and pulled out a harness and a bottle of apple sauce.

"Kagome whats with the harness?" Miroku was thinking some perverted ideas about her and Inuyasha.

"I was keeping it just incase we needed to keep you locked away while we bathe." Kagome stuck the harness on him and hung him upsidedown. "Now eat this." She spooned him some apple sauce. She fed him the entire gallon jar.

"Did it work?" She looked at him carefully.

"Ummm (Hiccup) NO ERHG!" He then got sick and threw up from eating so much apple sauce.

"Ewww lets try something else (Hiccup)." Kagome was pissed now. "Now I have them."

"Hey Kagome what color are you hiccups?" Inuyasha asked.

"Ummmm blue?" She didn't hiccup. "Oh wow that works!"

"Miroku what color are your hiccups?"

"Purple! YES! (Hiccup) NO!" He released the harness dropping him onto the ground very hard and very fast.

"Wow these are some hiccups." They entire group was in deep thought except Miroku who was constantly Hiccuping.

"So the Hentai still has the hiccups." She was angry so she was enjoying this.

"Yeah (Hiccup) I d-(Hiccup)-o."

"Tie him up I have an idea." Inuyasha held out a knife when they finished securing him to the tree. "Oi Bozou Im going to cut you up and hopefully your hiccups will be forgotten." He unfolded the sharp knife and quickly cut Miroku's Shoulder. "GAH!"

"WHOA THATS TOO DRASTIC!" Inuyasha Cut Miroku again across his chest making him cry out in pain. They quickly pounced on Inuyasha to get him to stop.

"Not even that Hentai deserves that."

"(hiccup) DAMMIT!" Miroku very pissed off broke his bonds and ran off.

"I'll try next." Sango slowly followed.

Miroku had ran far away standing on a cliff looking out to the setting sun. "(hiccup) My Affliction (Hiccup) Kee (hiccup)ps Inhib(Hiccup) iting my (Hiccup) Speech." He put out his arms to feel the wind around him. 'At one point the wind was my curse but now I find comfort in it.'

A woman embraced him tightly from behind, Miroku Glanced at her to see it was Sango.
"I'm Pregnant."

"WHAT!!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!" His Hiccups were gone. "BUT I HAVEN'T WITH YOU AND I AND YOU AND ER! I LOVE YOU!" She released him and he quickly hugged her tightly.

"I was kidding I thought it would get rid of Your hiccups." She looked away blushing.

"Thank you My dear Sango."

This is the First of my Miroku oneshots! I decided to take a break from my usual Story which I never get reviews in (I realize some characters where not so gradually changed to OOC)

And to all you Miroku fans! Ja ne!