The Big Evil Marshmallow Creatures of Doom
By John a.k.a DevilShoes
FIRSTLY: I have to start by apologising to all my friends (espicially becca) and to the loyal fans of theevilumpalumpas for getting this profile banned for a week. It was entirely my fault for not reading the rules of fanfiction close enough and I apologise with all my heart for the trauma(espicially to becca) and stress (espicially to becca) that I caused.
I am also very sorry if I have given theevilumpalumpas a bad name. This name is used by me and my friends, all of which, are very dedicated to fanfiction and stories and writing of all forms. They are the nicest people you will meet, even if they do have strange habits and interests (Sev, chickens, Scotland, dying ginger hair ginger, miscorsoft, need I go on?) so please do not hold this against them, I take full responsibilty (Becca takes some too) and hopefully we have all learnt from this experience and can know grow as people.
SECONDLY: I do not own anything in this story except the Big Evil Marshmallow Creatures Of Doom (look our for them on Ebay) no do I have anything to do with Harry Potter or JK Rowling.
FINALLY: Don't swallow any chickens, don't be ruled by the limitations of sanity, read writing and please review!
'HERMIONE!' Harry yelled as a huge ball of mutant marshmallow was hurled towards the spot where Hermione's head had just been.
Harry, Hermione and Ron were in the kitchens of Hogwarts, fighting against The Big Evil Marshmallow Creatures of Doom, who had taken up residence in one of the disused cupboards. The trio had snuck down to the kitchens after missing dinner, having to save the world.
Hermione got back up to her feet and bellowed across the chaotic room with her wand outstretched; 'Stupefy!' A shot of green light flew out of her wand and hit the monsters, only to bounce off and hit Ron squarely in the face. Oops.
'RON!' Harry and Hermione screamed in union.
'You will not defeat us!' said a horrifically demonic voice that Harry hoped wasn't come from the cupboard full of white marshmallow. Memo to self, Harry thought, never eat a flump again. 'We shall consume all!' the voice continued.
Consume. That's it! Harry thought.
Without warning, a horrible, sticky stretch of marshmallow leap out from the original body of goo, heading straight for Hermione.
'ARGH!' Hermione screamed, ducking behind an oven. She was quickly joined by Harry.
'Hermione, he whispered urgently, 'I've got an idea.'
Within several seconds of whispering, Hermione and Harry got to their feet and approached the things.
'What are you doing?' demanded the creatures. The two smiled. 'FEAR US!' they added.
'GO!' yelled Harry and he and Hermione began to stuff their faces with marshmallow.
'NO!' Screamed the beings. Obviously, they were dieing.
'We can't eat all this by ourselves!' Said Hermione with her mouth full.
In response, Harry simply said, 'Ron could.'
Hermione laughed and replied, 'That's true,' before continuing to stuff her face.
The End!
