Disclaimer: Damn you Xeno your such a freak why cant you be normal.
Xeno-man: Just shut up and do your job (waves some cash)
Disclaimer: Cha-ching I do not own Inuyasha.
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Miroku's Torment
"Everyday its the samething I grope Sango and she slaps me. Getting married is only a matter of time and yet she still objects to me groping her." He sat in the corner of his new home.
"Miroku Are you home?" A female voice sounded.
"Yeah I'm here." He only had a few rooms it wouldn't be hard to find him.'Shes here but what do I say.' He looked to his momento of his Master Mushin.
'Help me out here. Wait forget that.'
"So how have you been holding up?" Sango held a book in front of her.
The cover was blue and tattered. She sat next to him to get her usual daily suprise.
(GROPE!) (SLAP!) "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP!" She sat again and handed him the book. "I found this Yesturday in the backroom." The book's cover revealed to be Mushin's notes on Spells.
"Arigato." He look at the book it reeked of ale of a strong brew. "Even his notes are soaked in Sak'e" He turned to Sango with a small smile on his face. "Sango I had promised to marry you after Naraku was defeated. Sango Will you marry me?" He held her hand with a firm graps.
"Of course." She let go of his hand and hugged him tightly.
"OI! MIROKU!" The book shouted its sounded vaguely like Mushin. "So you are going to get married."
"Kami-sama! A talking book." He moved his hand to open the cover to the first page.
"Miroku how long has it been? a year maybe?" The book's page looked like Mushin's face.
"Congrats, Miroku but I warn you never open this book Ever."
"Why Mushin if you wrote this I should be able to see this." He tried to turn the page the book shut in reflex.
"Don't you dare I'm sealed in here." He the book opened to the first page again.
"Miroku is that really Mushin?" She poked Mushin's Eye. "He sound like him."
"Yeah I know." Miroku closed the book and picked it up. "Sango When shall we wed?"
He grasped her hand again and bowed his head for an answer.
"How about in a week!" She was so happy she hugged him tightly and kissed him.
"We must Invite Inuyasha and Kagome." She hugged him so tightly he dropped the book opening it to about the middle of the book. The ground began to shake lightly and a stream of purple energy erupted from the book and into Sango. Knocking her out
"SANGO! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" He sat at her side with worry. He felt a hand on his crotch.
"WHOA! Hello!" He jumped up and backfliped away. Sango arose and ran to his side.
"Miroku why wait to get married can we have children now?" She grabbed his but this time Causing a reflexive front flip.
"Sango you've gotten forward." 'I always wondered how she would be if she was like that'
He smirked a bit. 'This is the book's curse it wouldn't be fair.' He changed his experssion and tone to stern. "Sango we will marry and have children when we break this curse." 'Don't fail me now self control.'
"Onegai Miroku!" She made puppy eyes and hugged him tightly. "Why wait can't we now?"
she sounded totally commited to him.
"Hold on as soon as we lift the curse we will." He sat back down and opened the book to the first page. "How do we reverse the curse on Sango?" he waved a bottle of Sak'e in front of the book.
"Oh thats simple show you truly love her." He was drooling at the sight of Sango all over him and the Sak'e but mostly the Sak'e. "ONEGAI THE BOTTLE!" Miroku poored the bottle on the book and closed it.
"How can I show her I love her when she is cursed. It wouldn't be fair." 'Especially for what I was thinking' He snapped back to reality from his groin being groped. He jumped away. "Sango please control yourself."
"But Miroku I want you." Her tone became seductive. "How about it?" She winked at him.
'Self control, Self control, Self control, Self control, Self control'
She hugged him tightly again really pushing her chest against him.
"I love you and I also wish to be with you but I care about how this curse is affecting you."
He got up and walked into the hallway pondering ways to show her his love for her without taking advantage of her. He sighed, "She's gonna be a handful now." 'She already got three handfuls of me. I've gotten about six hundred and forty five up on her.'
"Why doesn't he want to be with me?" She sat in the corner sulking. "I wish I could show him I love him." She got up and looked out the window. "Stupid book." She kicked the book away without looking.
'How will I show her I truly love her.' He sat on the roof looking out to the sun set. 'I remember the old days when I really went after her and also kept her at bay.' He recalled the groping, peepings, and Moments they shared.
'I GOT IT!' He sprug up and hopped to his feet then began to run down the roof and into the room where Sango was. "Sango!" He was a little frantic at his realization of the answer. "Aishiteru." He ran to her and hugged her. Stealing a grope in the process.
"Hentai!" She slapped him. "The Curse its broken!" She hugged him so tightly and affectionatly the just melted in each others presence. "Aishiteru, Miroku."
'Finally I may life my dream.'
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Ahhh... fluffyness my favorite pairing.
