Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
Xeno-man: I wish i could atleast own Miroku my favorite character.
Miroku: If you like me so much why give me DRINKING PROBLEMS?!
Xeno-man: Yoshi is joining you so its ok.
Miroku: Hes only 15 where do you get off.
Xeno-man: What ever dude.
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Miroku's Drinking Problems---
Note: To readers This involves more than one drinking problem.
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"Oi! Miroku join me!" Yoshi sat at the indoor bar he put into Mushin's shrine.He drank the rest of his dink and poured some more.
"Nani?" (A/N mean what? or in this case What the hell?) "Your only fifteen you can't drink."
He sat down to notice he was drinking his usual Bottle of Sprite he had bought from the future.
"Oh that stuff you consume so much of it how do you do it?"
"Easy its good tasting." He poured Miroku some sak'e into a normal serving cup. "You get the 'Adult' stuff."
Miroku drank it quickly and poured another.
"You better get another four bottles out." He drank another cup and then skipped pouring and just drank from the bottle. "You never know how much i'll drink."
"Come to think of it I've never seen you drink before." He downed another liter of his sprite threw the bottle away and got another one.
"Yeah I never really drank much." He downed another full bottle of Sak'e." He picked up another bottle."Two, This stuff is great." He continued to drink one bottle every minute."Wow you really put that stuff away." He finished off another two liter throwing it into the giant bin behind him.
"heeehheheheh I see why Mushin rally likesss thisss stuuf." Miroku was drunk well beyond drunk.
"I got Smashed!" He downed another bottle and then immediatly after that another one.
"Dude stop!" He tried to restraint Miroku from drinking but Miroku just overpowered him.
"Great Stuuf I tell yah." He continued his drinking practicly uninhibited by Yoshi despite his best efforts.
Much later Miroku is still drinking Yoshi gave up and started replacing hte contents of each bottle of sak'e that was left."Ooooo this is even better." he didn't notice the much different taste or the carbination he just liked it.
"What is this?" He sobered up pretty fast. "TELL ME!" He grew into a blood lusting crazy and soon started chasing yoshi around the homebar Yoshi had made for him with a broke bottle shard.
"ITS SPRITE!" 'Sango will thank me for this since he isn't a violent drunk now'
Miroku ran to the stash of special soda. "OH GOD NO!!!"
"Yum!" Miroku now starting a Sugar high began consuming Sprite even faster than the Sak'e
"Greatstuffohmygawditsthebestisn'tityoshi?" Yoshi was inshock his stash was going faster than light.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He fell to his knees in shock.
"Yum yum." Miroku finally finished the last of the Sak'e and sprite promptly passing out.".......... Sango...... Sprite..." Yoshi dragged him into the Futon and walked away.That Morning
"What happened last night uhhh my head." He curled on his side in pain.
"You got drunk and drank all my sprite." Yoshi Kicked Miroku in the back of the head.
"Now you have the after affects of a Sugar rush and a hang over."
"Oh Kami-sama, My head is pounding." He reached for his staff to hold himself up."I'll get you breakfast Sango will be home today." After that the day went on no more different than usual."I'm Home Miroku!" Yoshi popped his head into the hallway.
"What are you doing here?" His head popped back into the room.
She heard a hammer banging. She proceeded to the room to see Yoshi Fixing up the bar he had put in for them as their wedding present.
"I figured i'd fix it up a bit." He flipped a switch and lights came on.
"Arigato, You put in electricity." He motioned to a sleepin heep of sheets laying on the floor.
"He fell asleep he sorta had a hang over and a sugar rush and he sorta drank all my sprite."
She could imagine Yoshi beating Miroku with a stick trying to get him to cease his drinking.
"I knew I shoulda told you about that." She pulled out a box and put it next to Miroku.
"A present from the villagers I picked up on the way back." She sat next to Miroku's sleeping body and shook her head.
"Heh, he doesn't remember much of last night." He poured himself some of the remaining sprite.
"Kagome and Inuyasha have had a child." She stroked Miroku's head.
"Wow I should congratulate them." He handed her a package.
"Heres the photos you asked for." He spilt a bit of spriting on Miroku.
"Woops." The drops got to his mouth and He sprung up.
"SPRITE!" He didn't even realize Sango was there. "SPRITE!"
He ran after Yoshi in a blind fit of lust crying Sprite.
"Oh My I better stop him." Sango went to get Hiraikotsu.
She came back soon and promptly Bashed Miroku on the head.
"Never let him have Sprite again." He sighed.
"Gotcha."
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Drinking problems eh, Entertaining isn't it? Review is you wish.
He pulls out a two liter of the prized soda and begins to drink it when suddenly
Miroku flies out from behind a bush to chase him. "SPRITE!!!!!!!!"
AHHH "END END END!"
