Unwanted Chapter 6: Meet Eric Bischoff

Last Time: Eric made a match pitting Shawn and Benoit against Ric and Batista, and also on the request of Eugene, a round of musical chairs. We left off with somebody's entrance them playing.

Christian walked down the ramp, making his return to the ring. Jericho had put him out of action months ago in a steel cage match. Chris couldn't see Christian but knew he was coming. Chris also couldn't see the steel chair Christian had in his hands. Trish leaped on the apron, distracting the referee's attention away from the guys as Christian entered the ring. Karen picked herself off the floor and grabbed both of Trish's legs. Then she pulled Trish off the apron. The ref turned in time to see Christian hit Jericho with the steel chair and called for the bell. Tyson had been disqualified. Karen and Trish were still at it outside the ring so Tyson pulled Karen off while Trish ran to Christian's side. Tyson was about to throw her into the steel steps but Randy Orton came from the audience and RKO'd Tyson. Tyson ran to the back with Christian and Trish as Karen got up.

She froze when she saw him and they just looked at each other for what lasted like forever before Karen cautiously slipped under the bottom rope and checked on Jericho, her eyes never leaving Randy. Randy just shrugged and went up the ramp.

Triple H was seen in his locker room watching the match. Batista was just about ready to head down to the gorilla area, where Flair awaited him. "Why didn't you go out there?" Batista asked. "Don't worry about that. I have big plans in store for later." Batista just shook his head and walked out.

Shawn and Chris Benoit lost to Batista and Ric Flair because Orton kept getting involved. Backstage, Jericho was being checked out by a trainer.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Karen looked worried for her friend. "What happened, last thing I remember is hearing Christian's music and then you are peering over me."

"Christian got you pretty good," the trainer answered the question for Chris. "Then Tyson was going to whip me into the steps but Randy saved me," Karen added. "Randy?" Karen looked down and nodded. "Are you okay, Kare?" Chris asked Karen. She blushed at him. "Why do you want to know if I'm alright? Nobody has ever bothered to care about me except…" She paused. "Except?" Chris persisted.

At this point somebody cleared their voice. Johnny Nitro looked at them.

"Ahem, Mr. Bischoff would like to see this woman in his office, now." He stated. "Bischoff? Who is that?" Karen turned to Jericho. "He's the boss of Raw. You better go see what he wants, but be careful and we'll continue talking later." "Are you going to be all right Chris?" "I'll be fine," Jericho said glaring at Eric's suck-up. "Just watch out for Bitchoff."

"Ahem, NOW!!" Nitro yelled. Karen just laughed as she followed Nitro to the GM's office. Eric wheeled around in his chair.

"Hello, I'm Eric Bischoff, the general manager of Raw. Who are you?" "I'm Karen." "I saw you out there earlier accompanying Chris Jericho to the ring. Ordinary, I would have had security throw you out of the building but I have a better idea." Karen didn't like this guy. "What's your idea?" She asked him.

"I want to give you are WWE Raw diva contract," He exclaimed.

"What would that mean?"

"You will still be able to valet Chris Jericho, appear on TV, be a diva, and work for me." He said that last two things pretty quickly. "Fine."

"My sectary will have you sign the documents outside." He happily said. Karen went into another room and signed them. The lady sitting there looked at the signature.

"You know, we have another employee with that last name. You two must be related somehow, cousins?" She asked. "Something like that." Karen replied. Eric stuck his head in, "You will be apart of Musical Chairs later tonight but next week, you have your first match against someone who has been complaining about you."

"What?! I don't know how to wrestle! All I want to do is valet Chris." She cried out. "Tough luck then, you work for me now. Don't worry, your opponent for next week is a fellow diva. Good luck." He tried reassuring her. She stormed out of room and walked past Matt Hardy. He turned around to catch up to her.

"Nice seeing you again." "Matt, I've got a problem. Eric gave me a contract."

Matt Hardy looked happy for her then it dawned on him. "But." "But, I have a match next week and I don't know how to wrestle." Matt instantly came up with a solution. "This week we'll round up the guys and Lita, and we'll teach you how to wrestle."

She looked at him skeptically. It would take more then a week to turn her into a wrestler. 'No diva, is what they call the women.' she corrected herself. "Well, I have to go, I'm doing something out there later." Matt said.

Thirty minutes later Eric was in the ring. "On behalf of my nephew Eugene, I have set up another round of musical chairs. The winner, will get to name a match for next week's Raw pitting anybody against anybody, any title, and any stipulation. Now is a time to help yourself or an ally."

Eugene came out first and waved to the audience. Backstage, Chris Jericho awaited his music.

"I didn't expect to see you a part of this," Karen smirked at him. Chris grinned, "I'm the undisputed musical chair champion and I intend to keep that title." He looked out the curtain, so far Eugene, Nidia, King, Maven, Coach, and Matt Hardy. Chris Jericho heard his music. He kissed Karen on the cheek and went out. Kane stalked out next and got into the ring. Maven stood in front of Nidia and Jericho stood between Matt and Kane. Karen just looked out to the ring from behind the curtain. One of the technicians in charge of music turned to her.

"What's your music going to be? Give me something quick," he said. She pulled out her Evanescence CD. "Taking Over Me," she told him. The lyrics started to play. Everybody in the ring looked up the ramp and tried to see who it was. Karen came out and Chris held the ropes for her.

"You didn't tell me you were in this?" Chris said. "Surprise."

Randy Orton came out next. Jericho looked like he wanted to beat Orton up. He hadn't forgotten what Edge had told him the night Karen was missing. Randy gave a cocky taunt to Jericho. "I'm going to win this," Orton told Jericho. "Not on your life," Jericho answered back.

Edge came out next and made sure he stayed away from Jericho and Karen. Finally, The Rock made a one night return to compete in musical chairs?!

The music started up. Karen, Jericho, Eugene, Edge, Nidia, and The King started walking around. The Rock, Randy, Maven, Kane, Coach, and Matt Hardy were just watching them strangely. The music stopped and they sat down. The other six looked at each other and ran for a seat. It ended up that the Rock was eliminated. Eugene waved goodbye.

"Go back to making movies," Coach sneered. That earned him a Rock Bottom. The Rock left and the next round Coach was left without a seat.

They started to walk again when the music stopped everybody sat down again. The King was left without a seat and walked towards Nidia…but the ref stopped him before he got the chance to take her seat. Edge was next to leave, followed by Matt Hardy. Kane decided he didn't want to play the game anymore so he took the chair and ran after Matt.

"Only five other people to get rid of," Randy told the others.

When the music stopped everybody ran for the chairs yet again. Nidia couldn't find one so she sat on top of Maven. They made out until the referee got Nidia to go to the back. Maven lost the next round and then there were four, Jericho, Karen, Randy, and Eugene. Randy Orton tossed Eugene out of the ring during the next round then sat down. Karen was in the middle chair with Jericho to her left and Orton to her right. Jericho scolded Randy but it wasn't loud enough for anyone but Karen to hear. The last three walked around again. Jericho kept sending warning glances towards Orton. He whispered something into Karen's ear and nodded towards Orton. Randy was gone next when Karen and Jericho gave him a con-chair-to as soon as the music stopped. Now it was down to Chris Jericho and Karen.

Randy went over to sit with King and JR angrily.

"Looks like you blew your chances at naming any match," JR evilly said to Randy.

"Well at least I'm not the one sitting on my fat ass and will never name a match." Randy growled back.

The words between the two got pretty heated before King sat between them. "Randy, don't drop to JR's level," King pleaded with the young superstar.

The last two remaining stars shook hands and started walking. Jericho got to the chair first though and was still the undisputed musical chair champion. Jericho waited for his music to start playing…

"It's Time to Play The Game…"
Oh no, what's in store for the next chapter? Next time, the main thing is, will Karen be able to keep the secret. What will Karen do now?

Fozzy-Floozy- Nice name you changed it to Dulse. Yeah, it's an Evolution fic

Randysgirl- I try to make some of the parts funny

Latisha C- Thanks again for reviewing both chapters, I never really notice/realize that Randy revealed it while Shawn was just there. Lets say he said it low enough that Shawn didn't hear it '