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Shuichi thoughts in // Youko thoughts in '' Takes place when Shuichi was around in Jr. High * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *

"I'm home mother," Shuichi yelled upstairs as he walked into the kitchen.

"How was school Shuichi?" asked Shiori.

"Same as everyday mother, except a lot more homework than usual." Shuichi answered.

He opened the fridge and was about to reach for the ice cream when Shiori yelled,

"And stay sway from the ice cream!" /How does she do that? Oh well, as long as she doesn't make me eat carrots./

"You need to remember your health Shuichi. Eat some carrots."

"Yes mother," Shuichi sighed. 'Mama's boy'

"SHUT UP!!!" Shuichi hadn't meant to say that out loud.

"Shuichi! If you don't eat those carrots right now, be prepared to experience the worst spanking the world has ever known!" Shiori yelled.

"Yes mother," Shuichi quickly said. 'Mama's boy' /Shut up Youko. I hate you/

Shuichi entered his room and started on homework. /Let's see...complimentary angles are/ 'Angles that yell each other their clothes look nice' /Youko, I'm warning you/ 'What are you going to do mama's boy?' /Baka kitsune/ 'Manko(pussy)' /Kuso atama(Shit head)/ 'Ohhh, mama's boy swears now' /That's it! I've had it/ 'I knew you didn't know any more insults' /Oh yeah?/

Shuichi knocked on the door to his mother's room. "Come in," was the reply. He let himself in and looked around. The room was as neat as usual.

"Mother, I wish to take mental sessions."

"Why?"

"Because I think there's a fox demon living in my head."

"Ohhhh, well, I can help you. Tell the fox demon that he is a ketsunoana(asshole) and to achike(fuck off)." Shiori replied.

/Ha! Take that Youko!/ 'Mama's boy needs mama to think of insults now does he?'

"Thank you mother, I will get back to my homework now." Shuichi stepped back inside his room and sat down in front of his homework. It's a good thing for him it was a Friday, because he never finished it. As soon as he had gotten through with geometry, he had fallen asleep.

The next morning,

"Shuichi! Wake up!" Shuichi heard someone yell.

"Mother?" He asked with his eyes half open.

"I sure hope not!" Shuichi opened his eyes completely and saw Youko Kurama staring at him.

TBC...