"Mia's list of "Most Embarrassing Moments"…and Michael Moscovitz"
By Monica Nichelle Harris
HI! This is my first attempt at writing a Princess Diary fan fic. I just got through reading the second book and I saw the movie in theaters…and I'm just now deciding to write this story on the 5th of May. Muah. Well I guess you can tell by the title that this is a Michael/Mia fic sooo…PREPARE YOUR VOMIT BAGS! Enjoy!
Meg Cabot owns all of these characters, not MOI!
April 25, G&T
Here I am, sitting in G&T while Lilly chats her head off about Boris not wanting to take her to the Spring Fling dance, and Michael (OH GLORIOUS SWEET MICHAEL!) is sitting over across the room updating his magazine. I wish he were over here now, talking to me. With his gorgeous eyes and teeth…oh GOD I'm obsessing again. Ok, I'll stop! I'll think of something else to write…my most embarrassing moments! Well actually, Mrs. Spears told us to do that in our English journal, but hey, what the hell, might as well list it in here!
Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo's Most Embarrassing Moments
There was that one time when I had to go to the bathroom really bad, but it turns out that I had diarrhea and I really had to go bad, and I went to the bathroom and Lana Weinberger was in there and I almost used the bathroom on myself because she wouldn't let me go to the bathroom! Isn't that bad?
When I accidentally tripped and fell in front of Michael…
When I tripped and fell in front of Josh Richter!!! (that jerk.)
When Kenny had taken me to a Japanese Anime movie (Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz) and he tried to give me a French kiss! But I turned my head and his tongue ended up in my ear!! Can we say gross?
When Shameeka had tried to give me cornrows, her comb got stuck in my hair and we had to cut it out.
That's all I can think of for now! I'm going to Lilly's house after school so I'll write some more later.
April 25, The Loft
OHMIGOD! I cannot BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! Ok, I'll be calm…calm. Ok, so I went to Lilly's house after school right, and I don't know if Lilly did this on purpose, but she said-
"I have to go meet Boris at the café. Maybe you and Michael can work on your algebra." And she left! She left ME alone with MICHAEL (who by the way was only wearing a tank and his baggy pants!). We were in the house alone, and…it drove me crazy! Well we were doing my algebra, like always, when Michael said,
"So Mia…um. How are you and Kenny doing?" He totally threw me off by the question! I mean, since when did he become interested in Kenny and me? But I answered,
"Um, I guess we're doing fine!" That's when Michael put down his pencil and got up. I looked at him and gave him a confused look.
"Where are you going" I asked. He just put a finger up to his lips and went to his room. Ok, so my thoughts at that moment were:
He was going to throw up in a vomit bag because I still smelled like fish (me and mom went to the fish market and this guy who was trying to catch his fish, ended up missing and it smacked me in the face).
He was going to get some roses and candy for me so he can confess his innermost secrets and love with me OR
He was just going to get his guitar.
Which was the right answer because he resurfaced with his trusty guitar. I smiled weakly, trying not to show my disappointment. I really wanted to tell him that I liked him! But, I couldn't. He was just way too gorgeous and smart and OLDER to even consider liking me. But anyway, he said,
"We can take a break so you can listen to my song." I put down my pencil and nodded. He then began to play a song titled "Princess". Then I began to wonder, what was up with all these titles to his songs? "Tall glass of water", "Princess"? I don't GET IT! But yeah, when he was singing his song, I began to like notice that he was staring me right in the eyes when he sang the last verse, which was…"I love you sweet Princess of mine…" THAT'S WHEN IT CLICKED! MICHAEL MOSCOVITZ HAD JUST TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME! But me, being the big DORK I am, grabbed up my stuff and threw it in my pack, jumping up and saying "I'm sorry but I just remembered that I have to…BABY-SIT!" One point lost for originality. He looked at me and frowned.
"But Mia, it's like 10, who would you baby-sit at this time of night?" I didn't answer, but just yelled "SORRY!" and ran out of the house. I totally screwed up. I DESERVE to get run over by a milk truck for making such lame ass excuses! Oh well. At least I know he loves me. But how could I ever face him again? Especially at the movies tomorrow! ACCCKKKK!!! Well, at least I have more stuff to add to my embarrassment list.
End of Chapter 1. I'll have chapter 2 up pretty soon, thanks!
~*monica*~
By Monica Nichelle Harris
HI! This is my first attempt at writing a Princess Diary fan fic. I just got through reading the second book and I saw the movie in theaters…and I'm just now deciding to write this story on the 5th of May. Muah. Well I guess you can tell by the title that this is a Michael/Mia fic sooo…PREPARE YOUR VOMIT BAGS! Enjoy!
Meg Cabot owns all of these characters, not MOI!
April 25, G&T
Here I am, sitting in G&T while Lilly chats her head off about Boris not wanting to take her to the Spring Fling dance, and Michael (OH GLORIOUS SWEET MICHAEL!) is sitting over across the room updating his magazine. I wish he were over here now, talking to me. With his gorgeous eyes and teeth…oh GOD I'm obsessing again. Ok, I'll stop! I'll think of something else to write…my most embarrassing moments! Well actually, Mrs. Spears told us to do that in our English journal, but hey, what the hell, might as well list it in here!
Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo's Most Embarrassing Moments
There was that one time when I had to go to the bathroom really bad, but it turns out that I had diarrhea and I really had to go bad, and I went to the bathroom and Lana Weinberger was in there and I almost used the bathroom on myself because she wouldn't let me go to the bathroom! Isn't that bad?
When I accidentally tripped and fell in front of Michael…
When I tripped and fell in front of Josh Richter!!! (that jerk.)
When Kenny had taken me to a Japanese Anime movie (Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz) and he tried to give me a French kiss! But I turned my head and his tongue ended up in my ear!! Can we say gross?
When Shameeka had tried to give me cornrows, her comb got stuck in my hair and we had to cut it out.
That's all I can think of for now! I'm going to Lilly's house after school so I'll write some more later.
April 25, The Loft
OHMIGOD! I cannot BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! Ok, I'll be calm…calm. Ok, so I went to Lilly's house after school right, and I don't know if Lilly did this on purpose, but she said-
"I have to go meet Boris at the café. Maybe you and Michael can work on your algebra." And she left! She left ME alone with MICHAEL (who by the way was only wearing a tank and his baggy pants!). We were in the house alone, and…it drove me crazy! Well we were doing my algebra, like always, when Michael said,
"So Mia…um. How are you and Kenny doing?" He totally threw me off by the question! I mean, since when did he become interested in Kenny and me? But I answered,
"Um, I guess we're doing fine!" That's when Michael put down his pencil and got up. I looked at him and gave him a confused look.
"Where are you going" I asked. He just put a finger up to his lips and went to his room. Ok, so my thoughts at that moment were:
He was going to throw up in a vomit bag because I still smelled like fish (me and mom went to the fish market and this guy who was trying to catch his fish, ended up missing and it smacked me in the face).
He was going to get some roses and candy for me so he can confess his innermost secrets and love with me OR
He was just going to get his guitar.
Which was the right answer because he resurfaced with his trusty guitar. I smiled weakly, trying not to show my disappointment. I really wanted to tell him that I liked him! But, I couldn't. He was just way too gorgeous and smart and OLDER to even consider liking me. But anyway, he said,
"We can take a break so you can listen to my song." I put down my pencil and nodded. He then began to play a song titled "Princess". Then I began to wonder, what was up with all these titles to his songs? "Tall glass of water", "Princess"? I don't GET IT! But yeah, when he was singing his song, I began to like notice that he was staring me right in the eyes when he sang the last verse, which was…"I love you sweet Princess of mine…" THAT'S WHEN IT CLICKED! MICHAEL MOSCOVITZ HAD JUST TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME! But me, being the big DORK I am, grabbed up my stuff and threw it in my pack, jumping up and saying "I'm sorry but I just remembered that I have to…BABY-SIT!" One point lost for originality. He looked at me and frowned.
"But Mia, it's like 10, who would you baby-sit at this time of night?" I didn't answer, but just yelled "SORRY!" and ran out of the house. I totally screwed up. I DESERVE to get run over by a milk truck for making such lame ass excuses! Oh well. At least I know he loves me. But how could I ever face him again? Especially at the movies tomorrow! ACCCKKKK!!! Well, at least I have more stuff to add to my embarrassment list.
End of Chapter 1. I'll have chapter 2 up pretty soon, thanks!
~*monica*~
