Unwanted Chapter 22: Super Sunday Matches 5 & 6

Last Time: Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit fought to a no contest. Triple H defeated Chyna with the help of Chris Jericho.

Stacy turned her head towards Dave Batista. "Your match should be up next. Take care of that new Smackdown guy. He doesn't look like he has the skills to stay in the WWE long. Oh by the way, if you get into any trouble, I also have two aces in my sleeve."

Stephanie was fuming in her office. 'How dare daddy change the match I made. Well at least it's a handicap match. How could Jericho help Trips, they hate each other.'

Jericho walked in and slowly closed the door. "I hope you don't hate me Stephie."

"I don't hate you, it's just I'm having an awful day and seeing Triple H be triumph makes me even more miserable." Stephanie held her head in her hands.

"If it makes you feel any better, Devolution is getting stronger. I was thinking we could add the McMahon-Jericho era into it." "What do you mean Chris? Join Stacy, Flair, and Batista in Devolution?"

Chris nodded his head. "It would let you get back at Evolution. I can get back at my former friends."

"Speaking of former friends, what was up with you going out to the ring during Edge's beating?" Stephanie watched her man carefully. "To be truthful with you, I thought you were going to save him."

"That was my intention but I decided not to. I have a new life, a new girl, and I have to make new friends."

Lita was in the back talking to Reba.

"I couldn't believe the Hardyz faces when you turned them down." Reba was excited to have on of her friends back. "I know where my loyalties lie, and they lie with Edge and the others. On to other things, did you know we have a match later tonight Reba? Trish was forced to abandon the title because she wasn't planning to get back into the ring anytime soon to defend it. Now it's up for grabs."

Reba was a bit taken back, "You mean, you and I have a match for the WWE Women's Title? But Trish is getting into the ring tonight against Karebear."

"She wasn't intending to get back into the ring but Vince forced her into a match. The match isn't just between the two of us, you'll see when we get out there."

Randy and Karen came up to them. "Nice to have you back, Lita" Randy hugged his friend.

"Reba, can I talk to you, in private?" Karen whispered into her friend's ear. "Okay. Lita, I'll continue talking to you later." "Sure, I have to go check on my boyfriend Edge anyway." Reba waved her friend away before turning back to Randy and Karen.

"Well, we haven't really talked to Hunter about this but we would like the two of you to join Evolution. It's only the two guys and me and we need a few more people if we want to go up against Devolution."

"When you say the two of us, you mean John and me right?" Reba knew but had to hear it from her mouth. "Yes" Randy added his voice to the conversation.

"Reba, think about it, please."

"Fine, I'll go talk to John but I don't know if he'll be happy about this or not." Reba took off.

Lillian stood by herself in the ring. "Representing Smackdown, Mordecai..."

Mordecai walked down the ramp with his white cross. He got into the ring and took off his robe while his opponent's music started up.

Lillian looked at the other guy. "Representing Devolution, Raw's Batista!"

The animal got into the ring and glared down his opponent. Mordecai wasn't afraid.

"Those who sin must be punished. All Raw wrestlers are sinners." Batista stared down Mordecai. "All Smackdown wrestlers are weaklings."

"You forget, you two were once Smackdown talent. You were with Reverend D-Von Dudley."

Before the bell rang, all three Dudley Boys raced to the ring. Mordecai leaned back as Batista suffered a Bubba Bomb.

"You want to betray me? Now we've make you pay your dues, testify!" D-Von and Bubba laid the Smackdown on Batista's ass.

Spike grabbed his brothers' shirts. "D-Von, Bubba, get the tables!"

Stacy was terrified backstage as she watched her former charges head for the tables. She had tasted wood in her time with them. Slapping Ric Flair, who sat there dumbfounded, she yelled at him.

"Get your old wrinkly behind out there and help Batista!" Stacy also had her two aces head to the ring.

Test and Scott Steiner ran out with chairs. They saved Batista before he could be tabled. Ric Flair was chopping away on Spike Dudley. Test and Steiner worked on the elder Dudleyz. Mordecai started to back away, leaving his co-workers to get the beating. The match didn't even start and Mordecai was leaving without care.

The paramedics cleaned the wreckage so that the next match could start.

Stephanie decided to make an appearance on the Titantron screen.

"I told you people that Eric would be on the active roster for tonight only. Eric, get out here now!"

Eric slowly walked onto the stage and peered up to the Titantron. "You can't do this to me Stephanie! I'm co-General Manager of Raw and will not be degraded like this by you, my rival. If you have a heart in there, please don't make me have this match."

They continued to talk for awhile meanwhile backstage, John was preparing.

"Can I valet for you tonight?" A voice said quietly behind him. "Reba, you have a match later tonight, shouldn't you be preparing?"

Reba looked at him with a frown. "I don't understand why. I'm not a wrestler and my contract says that I'll only valet."

"Eric upgraded your contract...you know the small writing at the bottom saying he can change your position in the WWE at any given time. Just think Ren only started out as a valet for a night before he turned her into a wrestler. About the match, don't worry because it's only a battle royal. Rely on your fighting skills and you'll be fine."

"I don't have anything to wear to the ring..." Reba sighed.

"Just go borrow something from one of your friends. Reba, I don't want you coming with me tonight. The kind of people involved in this match isn't a good bunch."

"So you aren't good," Reba said slyly kissing him. "You know what I mean. I better get going, my match is going to start soon."

Onstage, Eric was still pleading with Stephanie.

"What do I have to do to get you to change your mind?" "Nothing, however, I'm not that mean. I will give you a partner."

Paul Heyman was dragged out by Theodore Long. "Eric, this is your partner, Heyman," Teddy said smiling.

Eric nearly exploded. "What?! You don't expect me to pair with that grease ball! Stephanie, have a heart..."

Teddy stepped in. "She had the heart to put you in this match and I had the heart to pair you up with Heyman. Now your opponents will be mixed too."

Heyman frowned at his boss. "What do you mean, mixed?" "Oh Stephanie McMahon didn't tell you that your opponent's team will contain one member from the Smackdown brand and one member from the Raw brand?" Teddy teased before leaving. Eric looked a little more confident now.

"Even though I hate working with you Heyman, I do have a plan. The Raw member of the opposite team will have to listen to me or else tomorrow on Raw, they will dearly pay."

"Basic Thugonomics," played as the crowd got to their feet. Heyman and Eric's faces whitened. Paul had tasted soap because of the stipulation match in the past.

"You have a plan B Eric?" Heyman waited for an answer, but got none.

"Yo, I'm not going to talk all day this time, I'm going to end this rhyme. All the mean things you do are pretty low, that's way my partner is none other then The Big Show! Word Life." Cena dropped the microphone as The Big Show stomped his way onto the stage. Eric and Heyman ran into the ring and started arguing about who to start out the match. There was some bad blood between Cena and Show but they were willing to work thru it to win the match. It ended up with Eric and The Big Show starting out. The match really didn't last long because the two scum balls were cremated. The Big Show carried both Eric and Paul to the back. Cena ended his segment with his Word Life pose. I guess the segment was not to be ended yet as Kenzo walked out with Hiroko.

Why is Smackdown's Kenzo Suzuki out with his wife Hiroko? Which matches will be next? Next time, the two matches will be Kane vs. The Undertaker. The second one will be Karen vs. Trish vs. Stephanie. Trish gets her cast burned off.

Latisha C- Anytime Eddie fights Benoit, it's like a classic match

LianEternia- No way I'd let Stephanie's plan work out. She hates Triple H with a passion after what happened when they tried to renew their vows. Here's Eric, I was just saving him for the right time to be badly beaten. Couldn't wait for Eric?

K.I.M.- Glad to have you back. I know how busy life can get. Here you don't have to wait, a day after posting the last chapter I decided I couldn't wait to get this one out

Huntersgirl- I would have picked Edge as well