Disclaimer: Sup! Yes, they're all mine...my own...my preicousssss...
A/N: Hum...Well, I guess I'm writing Chapter 2. I like this story, but I liked it better in sciprt format...oh well. Oh and by the way, If anyone who reads Fear Itself reads this, THAT WAS NOT THE ENDING...even though I wish it was.
THE WEAKEST LINK
Chapter 2
"Let's get ready to play...THE WEAKEST LINK!" Master Hand yelled, scaring all of the players. "We're starting with ghost boy.""GHOSTS?!!! WHERE!!! MUST...KILL...GHOSTS!!!!!!" Luigi said reading his Poltergust.
"How can you kill something that's already dead?" Asked Falco.
"Shut up! Question 1: How many cards are in a playing card deck?"
Luigi stared at his podium for a long long time. "IT'S A GHOST!! IT BLINKS!!! I SAW IT!!!" He yelled, sucking up his podium.
"Incorrect. Bowser, What are the three primary colors?"
Bowser thought for a second. "Um...Pink...uh...Yellow...oh oh!! And Teal!!"
"Um, no. Next question: If-"
"Ten." Mewtwo replied quickly.
"That's Correct!" (Money- $20) "Falco, your question is, "The face of what USA president appears on the one dollar bill."
"I know! I know! PICK MEEEE!!!" Roy yelled from over on his podium.
"Roy, it's not your turn...."
"But I know what the answer is!!! It's Hillary Duff! She's everywhere!"
Falco scratched his beak. "Yes, Roy is right. It has to be Hillary Duff."
Master Hand sighed. "No, your wrong. (Money- $0) Moving to Peach, How many buttons are on a phone?"
Peach just stood there smiling...and smiling...and smiling.... "Tssk, Smarty..." Bowser complained.
"Okay, I'll take that as a pass. And now on to Ness...who I can't see... Ness? Ness? Are you there?"
"YES!!!!!" He screamed from the ground. "Why did you give me an adult size not a kiddy size."
"We don't have any kiddie size podiums!" Master Hand replied.
"KIRBY HAS ONE!"
"DATS KIRBSTA TO YOU!!!!"
"No, that's a normal size. Kirby just had Yoshi eat the bottom of it till it fit his size. Anyway, Let's move on to Kirby."
"IT'S KIRBSTA, I TOLD YOU!! KIRBSTA!!" The little punk puffball yelled.
"Yes, "Kirbsta", your question is: If I were to hold up all my fingers, how many would I hold up?"
"Wat kinda question is dat! Five!"
"Yes, correct. (Money- $20) Roy, your question is, Who is-"
"Don't bother asking." Roy said. "I already know it's going to end in some riddle..."
"Incorrect! (Money- $0) Now moving to Pichu...who doesn't seem to be at his podium right now...."
---Gun Store---
"Yes I'll take that one...and that one...and maybe that handgun, incase someone breaks into my thrown."
The salesman bent down and petted Pichu on the head. "Well aren't you just the cute little kiddie! But run along, these guns are for big people."
"How dare you!!" He yelled, reaching for the handgun. He jumped up and pointed it at the man and pulled the trigger...nothing happened...so he tried it again...and again...
"Hey now, you shouldn't be playing with those guns like that!" Pichu sighed and left the gun store, muttering about how that salesman had just made his top 10 list.
---Weakest Link---
"So let's skip him, you guys have no money anway. Yos-"
"BANK!" Yoshi yelled.
"Um, you have no money to bank..."
"BANK!" Yoshi said again. "BANK BANK BANK BANK BANK BANK AND ORANGE JUICE!"
"Back to Luigi. Your question is: What is the last planet from the sun?"
"Ghost World..." Luigi said cooly. "I've been there...it's full of ghosts...and old scary doctors who give you machines to catch ghosts...WHICH I HAVE, MIGHT I ADD!!!" Luigi yelled, showing off his Plotergust.
"Wrong. Bowser, How many books are in the Lord of the Rings Saga?"
Bowser began jumping up and down. "Like, Oh my god! I soooooooo read those!! Ok ok...um...It was...4!"
"Um, Well, is the Hobbit part of the saga Judges?" Master Hand asked looking over to the judges. "Yeah...they're giving me a 'no' sign, but who cares, your not going to get much money away." (Money- $20)
"BANK! BANK!" Yoshi yelled.
"You can't bank out of turn..." Master Hand explained.
"I bank." Mewtwo said. "I would like some money when I win." (Money- $0/Bank- $20)
"Oh thank you, Greater Being. Ahem, your question is, Wha-"
"Green." Mewtwo replied once again from he could finish his question.
"I DON'T LIKE YOU SMARTY PANTS!!!" Ness yelled at Mewtwo.
"Shut up, you can do it too." Mewtwo said without looking at the little boy.
"Falco, your question is: If a train left New York at 10 AM, going at 50 miles per hours and a train left New Jersey at 11 going 40 miles per hours, when will they meet?"
"Can I use a lifeline?"
"WE HAVE LIFELINES?!" Roy yelled, just as the buzzer went.
"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
"No Roy, you do not have life lines. And now, It's time to vote for you think is, The Weakest Link!" Master Hand pressed a button on a boom box, which he had stolen from Kirby (It has a Giant Micky Mouse Sticker on it) and the ever-famous "Jeopardy" music began planing and he sang along. "Dododododo, dododododo. DodododoDOdododododo."
"If anyone cares to know, Mewtwo is the strongest link, answering all of his questions right. Peach is the weakest link, not even answering her own." Said a mysterious voice.
"Okay, time to see what your votes are!" He said, turning the music off.
VOTES:
Luigi: "The Ghosts...They're coming for me..."
Bowser: "Mewtwo! He's to smart and he mad my Blinky cry!"
Mewtwo: "Peach."
Falco: "Hillary Duff."
Peach: Nothing.
Ness: "Mewtwo, that big meanie!"
Kirbsta: "Master Hand Dawg."
Roy: "Peach."
Pichu: "The Salesman."
Yoshi: "BANK!"
"Well, after tallying the votes, it seems that we have a tie between Peach with two and Mewtwo with two. Ness, why did you want to vote off Mewtwo?!"
"Because he called me a 'Can do it too!'" Ness said. "Big meanie."
"Meanie..." Roy said. "That sounds like...Winnie! WINNIE THE POOH!!"
All ten of the players and Master Hand let out a scream that sounded like bloody murder. "Well...Since Mewtwo is the Strongest Link and he's not a retard, he can chose who he wants off."
Mewtwo looked around the room before saying. "Peach."
"Very Well! Peach...I'm sorry to say..."
"Ooooh, did I win?" Peach asked.
"No Peach. No you did not. Peach, you are the Weakest Link, Good-bye!" Peach left the playing floor and headed out.
Peach's Last Words:
"Mother told me to see a doctor, but I told her I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine..." Peach said, with that huge smile on her face, tilting her head ever so slowly to the right.
---Back with the others---
"Well, the Ice Burg heading towards your curise ship has been melted, but their are still nine players left! It's time to play..." He paused from dramatic tension. "THE WEAKEST LINK!"
To Be Countined...if you guys want it to...
