Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Nintendo, The Weakest Link, or anything else...yeah...

A/N: Well, I guess I can't write Humor much anymore...

THE WEAKEST LINK

Chapter 3

"And now it's time to play...THE WEAKEST LINK!" Master Hand shouted.

"Yes, we know, thats why we're here..." Falco said "-Cough- Idiot -Cough-"

"We're starting with Ness!"

"Yeessssssssssssssssssss! I'm good! I'm good! AHAHA!!" Ness cheered.

"Your question is: If I were to bake eight cakes-"

"Baking is for gurls!" Kirby said. "Let's all point and laugh at da giant hand." So all nine of the contestants pointed and laughed at Master Hand.

"That's not funny..." Master Hand whined. "And it's also incorrect! Moving on..."

"Hey! That's not fair! I want a re-run!" Ness complained.

"Kirbsta, your-"

"Yo! I tell you, It ain't Kirbsta no more." Kirby or Kirbsta or whatever said.

"Then what is your name?"

"It K-Dawg!"

Master Hand sighed. "Yes, K-Dawg...Your question is: Wha-"

"BANK!"

"Yoshi, it's not your tur-"

"BANK!"

"ARGH!!! What if I were to hold up A King, A Queen, a Jack, and two Ace's poker? What is that called?"

"Da Dead Mans head!" K-Dawg replied.

"Incorrect...I think..."

"What you talkin' bout Willis? I saw that on Legends of the Hidden Temple!"

"Moving on to Roy, Hello Roy. I see you've found your clothes."

Roy smiled. "Yep! And it only cost me Ten Thousand Dollars plus shipping and handling! E-bay is getting expensive these days."

"Oh, I know what you mean!" Bowser said. "Like, just the other day, I was trying to order my-"

"Your question is: How many Star Wars Movies have been made and released as of 2004?"

"Star Wars?!" Roy ran over, stole Master Hand's boom box which was really Kirby's and put in a tape and music from "Copacabana" started playing.

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi." Bowser said like Princess Leia. "Your my only hope."

"Her name was Leia! She was a princess! With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near, so Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi-" Roy sang.

"Obi-Wan" Bowser added quickly.

"He had to put the Death Stars into the Rebellion's hands! So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan, so they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han! At the Star Wars-"

Falco and Luigi appeared behind Roy wearing dresses singing along. "Star Wars!"

"Star Wars Cantina-"

"Star Wars Cantina!

"The Weirdest creaturesyou've ever seen-a!"

"Here at the-"

"Star Wars!"

"Star Wars!"

All three sang at once, "Star Wars Cantina! Music, and Blasters, and Old Jedi Masters at the Staaaaaaaaaaaar Waaaaaaaaaars..."

"His name was Solo-" Roy started again but was cut off by Master Hand.

"No you are incorrect. Nice singing though."

"Awww, but I wasn't done yet..." Roy pouted as Falco and Luigi went back to their podiums.

"Next question is Pichu. In was country can you find the Great wall of China. Hint, it's in the word."

"AAHAH! Yes, I know." The little mouse said. "China."

"RIGHT!!!" (Money- $20/Bank- $20)

"Well duh. I need to know the greatest land marks for when I take over the world."

"Y-"

"BANK!" (Money- $0/Bank- $40)

"Yoshi in, "Super Mario RPG: Legends of the Seven Stars" what is the name of the giant sword that lands in Bowser Castle?"

"DON'T REMIND US!!!" Bowser said, crying. "It was so horrible!!! Poor Blinky was only stuffing back then!" Bowser started stroking his bear. "It's okay. Dada won't let anything like that happen again."

Mewtwo, feed up with Bowser and Blinky, used his Pyschic powers to raise Blinky up into the air and rip him to little peices of fluff. "There, now he won't have to ever see anything again."

Bowser had giant wide eyes, just staring at where his bear used to lie...not moving...not breathing...just staring...

"BANK!"

"No, That's not his name. Back over to Luigi. Okay your question is-"

"GHOSTS!!!"

"No, that's not the question...moving on to Bowser. Your question is, True or False. Are their only the South Pole and the North Pole?"

Bowser just stood there...staring...and staring...as one single tear slipped down his eye. "BANK! BANK! BANK!!!" Yoshi barked from over at his side.

"Bowser? Bowser? Bowser? ARE YOU THERE MAN!?" Ness asked the giant turtle.

"Okay, times up. Mewtwo, your qu-"

"Tornado."

"Correct! (Money- $20/Bank- $40) Falco, your question is What does the 'F' on a Thermonmetor stand for?"

"It stands for, 'Falco'!" Falco said with a laugh.

"Incorrect (Money- $0/Bank- $40). Ness, what two things does Ice turn into when it melts?"

Ness jumped up and down. "Oh Oh I know this one!!"

"Okay, whats the an-"

"Wait for it..."

"Um..."

"WAIT FOR IT!"

"But Ne-"

"Yo, Hand-dawg, you better shut da fudge up man! Let da little dood talk, ya hear?" Kirby said, doing some weird movements.

"Oh! It's Steam and Water!"

"Correct!" (Money- $20/Bank- $40) Master Hand was about to start the next question when the buzzer went off.

"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

Bowser snapped out of his morning state. "AAH! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!" He hid under his podium and covered his head.

"No Bowser, but it is time to vote off....THE WEAKEST LINK!!"

Master Hand floated over to take his boom box back from Roy but Roy grabbed it back and said in a very baby like voice, "Mine!" And stole it.

"Hmph...Fine, you little Pretty Boy..." The hand grumbled as he headed for his podium.

"BANK!" Yoshi ate his podium.

"Oh Great...Do we have a spare podium? No?! We don't?! Oh well..."

"If anyone even wants to know, Pichu is the strongest link since he answered his question right and looks so cute, and Bowser is the weakest link." Said the voice person.

"Okay, times up. Let's see who is...The Weakest Link!"

VOTES:

Luigi: "Dr. Egad."

Bowser: "MEWTWO!!!!!!!!!" He also had a little picture of a chibi Bowser stabbing a chibi Mewtwo.

Mewtwo: "Bowser."

Falco: "I'm to sexy for my shirt..."

Ness: "Mewtwo."

K-Dawg: "Willis AKA Master Hand-Dawg"

Roy: "Kayoi Nareta Michi Ni Mayoi Komu Kono Goro, Yami Ga Mou Hitori No Jibun Wo Tsukuru."

Pichu: "The Giant Cat."

Yoshi: "I ate my podium! YEY!"

"Well, after the tally, it seems that Mewtwo is that person who is trying to squeeze onto your elevator, but let's find out why. Pichu why did you vote for Mewtwo?"

"Because he rivaled my interllect."

"Please..." Mewtwo growled.

"Sorry there, Buddy! Mewtwo, you are the weakest link! Good Bye!" Master Hand said, as Mewtwo teleported from the playing floor.

Fianl Words of Mewtwo-

"FOOLISH HUMANS! And Turtle....and Puffball...and Bird...and Dinosaur...YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MEWTWO!!!"

---Back with the others---

"Two down, eight to go! Who will be the next...WEAKEST LINK!?"

"Oh shut up..."

To Be Countined...

A/N: That Chapter Wasn't Funny, right? I CAN'T STAND WRITING LIKE THIS!!! I can only write Humor in Script Format...