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THE WEAKEST LINK

Chapter 4

"Welcome to Round Three of... THE WEAKEST LINK!"

"Yey..."

"-Cough-, I said, WELCOME TO ROUND THREE OF THE WEAKEST LINK!"

"Yey..."

"...Look Luigi! A ghost!"

"GHOST?! WHERE!? WHERE?!"

The audience laughed and clap. "Yes, yes and welcome back!" Master Hand said. "Well, after two rounds it seems the Peach and Mewtwo didn't have what It takes to make it too the third round! HA!"

"YEAH! DOWN WITH MEWTWO!" Yelled Bowser, who was now wearing a shirt with Mewtwo's face on it, along with a big X over it. He held in his hand a Mewtwo plushie. "DIE!!!!" The turtle yelled before eating the doll. "Ugh...my tummy hurts....DAMN YOU MEWTWO!"

"Let's start round three of the wea-"

"WHERE IS THE GHOST!!!?"

"The Weakest Link! We're gonna start with...K-Dawg, right?" Kirby nodded. "Okay. K-Dawg-"

"Dat's Mista K-Dawg to you!"

"Right...Question Number One! What is the name of the popular purple dinosaur for kids who sings about friendship?"

"FRIENDSHIP?! FRIENDSHIP!?!" Téa yelled from the audience as she stood up. "FRIENDSHIP!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"Uh-huh..." Master Hand picked up a walkie-talkie. "Yeah, this is Big Momma to little girly-boy, do you copy?"

"Yes, thats a Ten-Four, Big Momma, over." Came the voice of a certain Wavemaster.

"Yeah, we have a code blue here."

"Friendship freak? I'm on it."

"FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP! YEY!!!!" Téa ranted, giving hugs and kisses to everyone she saw. "LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!"

Tsukasa magically appeared infront of Tea. "My life sucks..."

Téa stared at Tsukasa with a look of pure horror. "He's...so...ANGSTY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Téa screamed as she bolted out the door. Tsukasa looked down at Master Hand, gaves a thumbs up and disappeared.

The eight Smashers just stared...very confused... "Ahem, Sorry about that. Anyway, what's your answer Mr. K-Dawg?"

"Um...Seven?"

"Wrong! Roy, How Many colors are their in a rainbow?"

"Barney." Roy said with a smile. "I love that show...did I just say that outloud?!"

"Yes. Yes you did. And it's wrong. In mores ways then one. Moving on to Pichu, What is the name of that cute Hamster anime?"

"Hamtaro!!!!" Pichu yelled. "Where?! Where is that rat!?"

"Um..." Master Hand said. "I can poof him here...with my magical powers..." And after saying that, He made the little Hamster appear within a cage. "Hey there little guy!"

Pichu hissed at Hamtaro. "You! You betrayed me! You we're supose to take that woman's mind over so she would be my love slave! And what do you do!? YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SHOW!"

Hamtaro bowed infront of Pichu. "Forgive me Master!"

"BEGON!" Pichu yelled, raising his hand, turning the small Hamster to ashes.

"Aw, and he was cute." Ness whined from under his podium.

"Something deep within says..." Luigi started. "That I should fear Hamster more then Ghosts...."

"Oh, and by the way, you got it right. (Money- $20/Bank- $40) So Yoshi, do you want to bank?"

"BANK!" (Money- $0/Bank- $60)

"Your question is: Where do people put their money?"

Yoshi stood there, deep in thought. "Um...A...A...Um..." The Dinosaur began to sweat. "UH! UH! UM! EARTH!"

Roy's eye's lit up. "FIRE!"

"WIND!" Pichu yelled.

"WATER!" Ness screamed.

"HEART!" Bowser finished.

"When your powers combine, I am Captain Falcon!" Said the Captain as he lowered himself to the ground.

"Captain Falcon! He's our hero! Gonna tak- Wait..."

"-Cough- Well, Yes, thats very good and all that jazz, but incorrect."

"That's a song!" Falco said with a smile as 'All That Jazz' began to play. He started dancing. "Come on baby, why don't we paint the town...And All that Jazz! I'll rouge my knees and roll my stockings down...And All that Jazz!"

"Show me ya moves!"

Master Hand turned off the music, which was playing from Kirby's boom box. "Captain Falcon, get out."

"Awww..." Captain Falcon pouted as he disappeared.

"Heading over to Luigi..."

Luigi was still hiding under his podium, but now he was looking for Ghosts AND Hamsters. "I know what they're trying to do...The Hamster...they come up to you all cute and such...but when you turn your back...THEY BECOME HORRIBLE EVIL GHOSTS!!!"

"Luigi, your question is: If Tomorrow's Yesterday is Today, and Yesterday's Tomorrow is Today, then if we were in Yesterday, What day would it be Two days from Tomorrow?" The hand laughed as he knew the plumber would never get this right.

"Uh...Well...What day are starting on? I can't answer it unless I know what day we start on, or it would be Tomorrow's Tomorrow's Tomorrow."

"Incorr- ! It was a riddle! Woah...Paranoid-boy got one. (Money- $20/Bank- $60) Bowser, you ready?"

"I'M ALWAYS READY!!! ARRRRRRRR!!!!"

"I said Bowser, Not Ness."

Ness sighed and went back to playing with his thumbs. "Okay..."

"Bowser, your question is: Who is your arch-rival?"

"MEWTWO!!!!!!!!!" He screamed at the floating Hand, then turned to the Camera man. "YOU HEAR ME?! MEWTWO!!!!! NOT MARIO, NOT LUIGI, MEWTWO!!!!! ARRRRRRR!!" Bowser jumped ontop of the poor camera man and began ripping him peices.

"Uh...The Judges are scared, so We're gonna say that yes, Mewtwo is your arch-rival. (Money- $70/Bank- $40) Falco your question-"

"I'm gonna Bank...cause I'm smart...Unlike Fox...HAHAH- OW!" Falco gloating was stopped by again getting hit with a shoe.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!...Can I have my shoes back?"

"Ok...(Money- $0/Bank- $110) Falco, your question is, In a world where 1 is 2, 5 is 5 people, and 8 is 7, what is the answer of 331 x 3 changed without using heavens and earth?"

Falco just stared with a blank expression on his face. "Oh! I know this one! Oh! OH!!! I REALLY DO!" Yoshi yelled from his podium. "IT'S EGG! EGG! EGG!!!!"

Master Hand shot him a glare that said, 'shut up now or I'll kill you', which isn't possible, since he has no eyes. "Um...Well...I'm gonna say Dimonds, final answer."

"Incorrect!" Yoshi let out large groan, knowing that he had been right. "Ne-"

"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

"Oh guys, I'm sorry. Times up in this round! And now it's time to vote off...THE WEAKEST LINK!" Master Hand floated over for the Boom Box, but Kirby sucked it up and ate it. "Aww...oh well... Dododododo, Dododododo, DodododoDOdodododo." He sang to himself.

"Right now, Pichu is the strongest link again and Kirby is the weakest." Said Mr. Voice.

"Okay, times up! Let's see your votes."

VOTES:

Luigi: "Hamster are just are evil as Ghosts."

Bowser: "MEWTWO!!!"

Falco: "Egg dude over on the 10th podium."

Ness: "Friendship...really scares me..."

Mista K-Dawg: "Big Momma."

Roy: "I swear, I DON'T LIKE BARNEY!"

Pichu: "Hamtaro, BURN IN HELL! MAWUAHAUHAHA!!!"

Yoshi: "EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG AND ORANGE JUICE!"

"Hmm, well, it seems that Falco voted for Yoshi...I think...while the others voted for things that aren't on the show..." Master Hand sighed. "Well Yoshi, it seems you are the fat man who is taking up three seats on the bus, leaving standing room only. But let's find out why! Falco, why did you vote for Yoshi?"

"Because...He reminds me of Fox. OW!!"

"Don't you compair me to a dinosaur!" Fox yelled.

"HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU HAVE!!"

"That was Zelda's."

"Hiya Falkie!" Zelda stand waving to the bird.

"Well Yoshi, I'm sorry to say, but you are the weakest link. GOODBYE!" Yoshi sighed and walked out.

Final words of Yoshi-

"But I swear it was EGG!" Yoshi said, crying. "It was Egg-ga-ga-ga!" He said between sobs.

---Back with the others---

"After three rounds, you have gained 110 bucks...which is bad. Well we're not gonna pay you annnnnnnnnnnn Whooooops, and we're moving along! It's time to play...the Weakest Link!"

To Be Contiuned...

A/N: It was a hard choice, but...Yoshi had to go...AHAHA! People like this story?! WOW!