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A/N: Hm...Are Chapters 2-4 appearing? I'm only getting Chapter 1 and 2!
THE WEAKEST LINK
Chapter 5
"Hello there everyone and welcome to Round four of The Weakest Link!" The Audience claped. "YOU CLAPPED!? YEY!!! Well, now I should keep you waiting so we're just gonn-"Pichu just slid up to Master Hand on he knees. "Mama! Just Killed a Man."
"What?"
"Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead."
"PICHU'S A MURDERER!!!" Bowser screamed. "NOW HE'S GONNA DIE AND BECOME A GHOST BOUND TO THIS EARTH BY HIS OWN SORROW!!!"
"GHOST!!!!" Luigi yelled, running up to Pichu, trying to suck the little rat up.
"Mama! Life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away!!!" Pichu sang trying to hold onto the floor. "Mama!! Oooooh! Didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back this time tomorrow! Carry on, carry on..." Pichu was then sucked up into the Poltergust.
"LUIGI! Now you know better then to suck up singing rats with the poltergust."
"Aww..." Luigi moaned as he removed Pichu from his Poltergust and headed back to his podium.
"So...Can I leave?"
"NO PICHU! GET BACK TO YOU PODIUM!"
Pichu growled as he went back. "One day Hand...ONE DAY!!!"
"So, anyway, let's begin. Falco answered the last question, which was EGG might I add-"
"IT WAS?!" Falco said amazed.
"Yes. It was. Anyway, moving on, Let's Play...THE WEAKEST LINK!" Music from 'Who wants to be a Millonaire' played. "Ness, Shirley and Jack are having illicit love, who is their super-intendant?"
"Woah, Illicit? Isn't that a little much for a G story?" Ness asked.
"Well, yes, but this isn't G...So, what's your answer?"
"Um...Xiaolin Showdown!!!"
"What? No, that's incorrect. Mista K-Dawg?"
Kirby slammed his foot on the floor. "No man, I tell you it Homie K! HOMIE K MAN! GET IT RIGHT!"
"FINE! Homie K, How many months are in a year?"
Homie K put his hand to his chin...if he had one and thought. "Ok, well...I'm gonna say Bastok."
"No, your wrong."
"HOW IS HE WRONG?!" Bowser Yelled. "BASTOK IS THE BEST!!!!" He ripped off his Anti-Mewtwo Shirit and but on a shirit with Bastok's logo in the center. "BASTOK!!"
"Like, no way! San 'D Oria is like, sooooooooo much better." Roy said, flipping his hair.
"No, no, no! It's Windrust is the besty-westy, DUH!" Ness remarked.
"BASTOK!"
"SANDY!"
"WINDY!"
"Guys, guys, guys!" Luigi calmed them down. "We all know Jeuno is the best."
"Do you have any idea what their talking about?" Master Hand asked Falco, who shook his head no. "Pichu, your question is: Where does paper come from?"
Pichu let out his evil laugh, which only got more 'Awwws!' "Grr, It come from Trees! TREES!!"
"Correct! (Money- $20/Bank- $110) Luigi, we're coming back to you."
"And...I beat...YOUR BRING GHOSTS!!! GHOSTS!!! EVIL HAND!!!" Luigi yelled, taking out a baseball bat, jumped onto him and began beating the poor floating hand with the bat. "YOU -Whack- ARE -Whack- A -Whack- EVIL -Whack- GHOST -Whack-!"
Master Hand picked up Luigi threw him back at his podium. "STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!" The giant hand screamed, making everyone stop what they were doing. "I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! ALL OF YOU! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! I QUIT! ANNE CAN HAVE HER JOB BACK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
Everyone gasped as the lights fadded to nothing but a dark dark blue on the contestants and Master Hand. He started to leave as Ness stepped foward. "Master?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!"
Ness sat down Indian style and started to sing. "Where are you going? Where are you going? Can you take me with you? For my hand is cold...and needs warmth...Where are you goooooooooooing?"
Roy and Falco started to sing. "Far beyond, where the horizon lies, where the hooooooooorizon lies, and the laaaaaand sinks into....Mellow Blueness, Oh Please...Take me wiiiiiith you...."
"Let me skip the rooooooad with you. I can dare myself."
"I can dare myself."
"I'll put a pebble...In my shoe...And watch me walk-"
"Watch me walk."
"And I'll walk-"
"And I'll WALK!" Said the other contestants.
"I shall call the pebble dare." Roy and Falco sang.
"I shall call the pebble dare." Ness copied.
"We will talk-"
"We will talk together..."
"About walking!"
"Dare shall be carried."
"And when we both have enough!" Everyone sang.
"I will take him from my shoe, singing-"
"Meet you new road!"
Ness stood up and walked to Master Hand. "Then I'll take your haaaa-"
"What the hell are you singing?" The giant hand said, causing the music to stop and the lights to go back to normal.
"I dunno, I saw it in a play once..." The boy replied. "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US!"
"But I can't stand you, you...you...YOU IDIOTS!!!"
"But we're your idiots!!!" The Smashers said, running over and hugging Master Hand, which was followed by a giant, 'Awwwwww'.
Master Hand almost started to cry. He didn't because he doesn't have eyes. "Oh..Oh...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!"
"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
"Except that, It's time to vote off...THE WEAKEST LINK!" He said, pushing them off him as the seven headed to their podiums.
"Pichu is again the Strongest Link and Luigi is the weakest." Mr. Voice said.
"Okay, time is up! Let's see your votes."
VOTES:
Luigi: "NOBODY MOVE! I HAVE A POLTERGUST!"
Bowser: "LUIGI!"
Falco: "In the NiGHTS, Dream Delight, I want to seeee you standing there!"
Ness: "Jeuno dude."
Homie K: "Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzup!"
Roy: "The ghost guy who said Jeuno is the best."
Pichu: A very evil looking smiley face.
"Well, after Tallying the votes, it seems that it's Luigi who is the fly in your soup. But let's see why. Bowser, why did you vote for Luigi?"
"Becauuuuuse..." Bowser Started as Ness and Roy joined in. "WE ALL KNOW JEUNO SUCKS!!!!"
"Yes...whatever this 'Jeuno' is, it must suck. Luigi, I'm sorry, but you are the Weakest Link! Good Bye!" Luigi ran out of the playing feild, crying.
Final words of Luigi-
"I see dead people..."
---Back with the others---
"Luigi has been sent home crying, but there are still six remaining Smashers! It's time to pl-"
"Yes, we know!!!"
"Hmph."
To Be Countined...
