Disclaimer: Hi. I don't own anything. Sadly.

A/N: Anyone notice that in Chapter 5, Kirby is the one who said Jeuno sucks? Yeah...mistake...It was supose to be Luigi, but I guess I changed it for some reason. I replaced the chapter, so...I hope its better.


THE WEAKEST LINK

Chapter 6

"HELLO ALL YOU SAD PEOPLE!!!" Master Hand yelled. "If you are still watching, THE WEAKEST LINK, you must be crazy. Well, are we ready to play? OK! It's time to play...The Wea-"

"Shut up and just ask me a question." Bowser said. "I'm feeling lucky today." He serectly hid a dictionary in his shell. "BRING IT ON!!!"

"Alright, What is an Amazon?"

"Um..HEY! LOOK! IT'S CRAZY HAND!!!" He said, point into no where. Master Hand turned to look while he took out his dictionary.

"I don't see Cra-"

"Amazon- Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, from Greek AmazOn Date: 14th century 1 : capitalized : a member of a race of female warriors of Greek mythology 2 : a tall strong often masculine woman"

"Um...that's right. (Money- $20/Bank- $110) Falco, who is the creator of Star Fox?"

"Uh...um...uh..." Falco looked around the room. "I'm not aloud to speak his name..."

"Okay...so you pass...(Money- $0/Bank- $110). Ness, if you had two nickles, how many cents do you have?"

"I know!!! I KNOW!!! I did this in summer school for that year I missed school cause I was saving the world!"

"Okay, just answer it."

Before Ness could answer, someone cell phone went off. It sounded like a ghetto verison of the Kirby: Right back at Ya! theme. "Um...oops." Said Kirby taking out his phone. "Where you at?"

"Kirbapuffs?"

Kirby's pink face...or body...or whatever turned a deep red. "EEP! Um..." He changed it to a normal cell phone mode thingy and started talking in a low voice. "Talk to me. Yeah... No, I'm not that busy."

"Well, Ness, what's your answer."

"Um...a...50 Cents!!!"

"No, your wrong. It would be 10 Cents."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Both Kirby and Ness yelled at the same time. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!" They yelled again, but this time, Ness turned to watch the puffball. Kirby yelled into the phone. "NO! DON'T HAN -Click-." Kirby dropped the phone and then stomped on it a few times.

"Is something wrong?" Asked Roy.

"My...my girlfriend broke up with meeeeee!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Kirby fell to the ground and started crying.

"Aw, poor baby." Bowser said, running over and picking Kirby up then hugging him in some form of a bear hug. "I am soooo sorry! So how did she let you down? Was it the 'It's not you, It's me', which means she thought you would be more? Or was it the 'I don't think we should be seeing eachother' approach which means she found someone else? Or the 'I'm not ready for commitment' one which means her mom didn't like you or they found someone else?" Kirby just cried more.

"Here." Pichu said, holding up a bowl of cereal. "Try my new Pokey Charms which Pikachu's head and Mewtwo's mangled body marshmellows. Pour in milk and it turns red! Their Tragically Malicious!"

"Oh Goodie, FOOD!!!" Kirby yelled before eating the cereal, the bowl, the spoon and almost the rat. "Yum!"

"HAHA!! The joke is on you!! When that cereal reaches your intestines, YOU WILL EXPLODE!!!"

"Huh? Oh...intestines? I don't have those." Kirby said with a smile.

"DAMN!!!!" Pichu yelled, turned back and climbed back into his high chair.

"Kirby? Is everything ok?" Master Hand asked. "Because it's your turn."

"Ok!" Kirby kicked Bowser in the gut and the giant turtle drop him. "AND IT AIN'T KIRBY MAN! IT'S KIRBY HOME-DAWG!"

"Right...Anyway, your question is: Is Lipstick the same as Chapstick?"

"Only an idiot would say they were different. They are the same!!!"

"Your wrong."

Kirby broke down crying. "Nooooooooooooo!!!! I'm always wrong!!!"

"I'm sorry Kirbsta...K-Dawg...Homie-K...Kirby Home-Dawg...Roy, your question is: How come-"

"I must know?!" He said excited.

"Huh? Let me finish my qu-"

"Where Obbession needs to gooo!" Roy jumped over his podium and into the middle of the area. "How come I must know! The direction of Relieving!!" He started to dance like the girl from the opening to .hack. "Deep in the night, Far off the light, Missing my headache! Visions of Light, Sweeter Delight, Kissing my Loveache! Eiyaiyaiyaiyai yaiayiayieyai yaiaieaya How Come I must know, How Come I must know, The Direction of Relieving!" He throw his sword up in the air by mistake and it got stuck in power cable, sending sparks flying everywhere.

"ABANDON ALL POSTS! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOU LIFES!!!" Master Hand yelled, turning to run.

However, standing behind was a white wizard who promptly bopped him with his staff in his face, then in the..um, palm..., then hit his back knocking the hand to the ground. The Wizard then took Master Hand's podium. "Prepare for battle!" The white Wizard, Gandalf, yelled over the screaming of the audience members and Pichu.

Sparks flew everywhere, people in the audience were running, shoes where flying, babies were crying, and giant hyenas were destorying the place. One little spark landed on the tanks of gasoline which were oddly placed right in the middle of the studio.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The screen went black...

The End...OR IS IT?!?!

A/N: Oh no!!! Are they dead? What happened to the smashers?! AAAAAAAH!! Want this to be the ending? Sowwy that was short...It would have been longer if a certain SOMEONE didn't blow up the studio...