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A/N: Well, I guess I should finish this story! YEY!


THE WEAKEST LINK

Chapter 7

The room was almost pitch black, the lights were flickering, cables were falling and everything just look plain...bad...like a hurricane had just been through here. Gandalf stood over a knocked-out hand, with a big smile on his face. "Welcome everyone to the Weakest Link. I do believe that is how Master Hand, son of Lord Hand, greets you." What was left of the audience clapped...and it only sounded like two or three people. "Because of our latest...how should I say this as they told me...um...'Royblems', we have decided that it would be best to let Roy go."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!??!" Yelled thousands of fan girls who appeared out of no where.

"Instead, he will be replaced with Marth." Marth turned to the Roy fangirls, smiled and wink as they all melted into a pile of ooze saying something about how he's almost as good as Roy. "Shall we begin? Let's play...The Weakest Link! We ended on Roy before he went loco and destroyed the entire studio, so that means...We are on Pichu.

Pichu was trying to read a book called, 'So you wanna rule the world...' when he heard his name. "What? Who? Oh question. Lay it on me Gandy."

"Where is the place the Fellowship of the Ring was formed?"

"What? I never saw the movie or read the books. So uh, Salamushoie."

"Is that a word?" Asked Ness, who recicved a death glare. "Pssh, that's a death glare?"

"SILENCE!"

"That's wrong." Gandalf said cooly. "Moving to Bowser, Name three Elves who were left out of the movie."

"Um...Um..UH!!!" Bowser started to panic. "HE IS SCARY!!! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!!!" He yelled, waving his hand at Gandalf.

"Wrong."

"Uuuuugh...Was that a scream of a child in pain?" Asked Master Hand getting up.

"CHILD IN PAIN!?! WHERE?!" Pichu smiled looking around.

Gandalf growled. "No! Stay down! I stole this show from you."

"Yo man, I dun't like care about you old dood." Kirby said, walking up to the wizard. "But we luv da hand, not joo."

"But...but...I'm Gandalf!!" He raised his staff and it started to emit a purple wave. "You shall obay me!!!"

The eyes of all the contestants, minus Pichu who was looking for his Child in Pain, became a deep blue. "Yes Master Gandalf...Obey...Obey the Wizard..."

"Hey!" Master Hand said floating up like normal. "What did you do to the idiots!"

"The small mind can be so easily manipulated." Gandalf turned to Master Hand. "Join me. Together, with my magic and your handiness, we can rule the world!!! MAWUAHAUAHAUAHA!!!!"

"What?! No! Why should I join you!" Master Hand yelled. "I might loathe and all other words that can discribe hate these smashers, but, they need me. If it wasn't for me, then...then...well...Ness and the Ice Climbers wouldn't be famous!!"

"They're...famous?"

"Well...not really, but...you get the idea."

"No, I'm sorry, I do not understand. And if you side with them, you must be defeated!!!" Gandalf swung his staff at the Hand and sent him flying back into a wall.

Master Hand floated out of the hole and dusted himself off, before flying at the Wizard at full speed. "NO ONE THROWS ME IN A WALL AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

"You fool!" Gandalf said, jumping out of the way, making Master Hand just ram into another wall. "No one can defeat me!"

Master Hand got out of this wall also. "Gandalf!!! I will get my revenge!!!"

"You don't understand..."

"I KNOW PREFECTLY WELL!"

Gandalf walked up to the Hand. "No. I...am your father."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"Oh god..." Pichu said, walking up to Gandalf. "Okay, this has gone on long enough." The small rat bit deep into Gandalf's leg, making him drop his staff.

"OW! BLOODLY RAT!!! I SHOULD STEP ON YOU!!!" He said, going to step on the pokemon.

Pichu reached to his side and picked up the staff. "Stay back! Stay back!" Gandalf stopped mid-stomp and backed way.

"Wa-Wa-Wait a second! Put that down!"

Pichu gave his most evilest laugh, which got one or two, 'Awwws'. "Prepare youself, Gandalf...OR SHOULD I SAY...Uh...TÉA GARDNER!!"

The staff let out it's purple waves and Gandalf's eyes turned deep blue. "Friendship! FRIENDSHIP!!!" Gandalf said, bouncing around the room. "FRIENDSHIP! LET'S BE FRIENDS!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" The old man plowed through the wall closest to him and ran down the street singing a friendship song.

Pichu stared in horror. "What have I done..." He said, looking at the staff.

"Ooohugh..." Moaned the Smashers. "What happened?" They all asked at once.

Pichu held the staff up. "OBEY ME!! ALL OF YOU!!!" The staff emitted it's purple rays and the Smashers, along with the audience fell under it's spell.

"Yes...Master...Pichu...." The said like Zombies.

"AHAHAHAHA!!! MUSIC TO MY EA- HEY!"

Master Hand picked up the staff and looked at it. "You? You defeated Gandalf?!"

"GIVE IT BACK DAMN IT!!!" Pichu screamed, trying to jump up to grab the staff.

"I better make sure this evil is put to rest forever!" The hand said, breaking the staff, along with the spell.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Pichu fell onto the floor. "My once chance...gone..." He looked up with his most evilest glare. "You, Master Hand...You have bought yourself A FREE TRIP TO HELL!" Pichu pulled out a gun and shot Master Hand.

"GASP!!!!!!! PICHU!!!" Yelled all the Smashers, running to the little Pokemon.

The evil chibi sat upon the death body of Master Hand. "YES! NOW I AM THE MASTER!! MAWUAHAUAHAUAHUAHAUAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Pichu's head shot up in a cold sweat. "What? Who? How? Where am I?!"

"Pichu?" Asked Master Hand. "You fell asleep. It's your turn."

"You...Your alive?!" He looked around the room. "And you!" He said pointing at Roy. "You blew up the studio!!!"

"I did?" Asked Roy. "Cool!"

"And...there was an old man...and I was ruler of the world!!"

"Suuuuure ya were Pichu." Falco said, coming over and patting Pichu on the back. "Suuuuuuure ya were."

"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"

"Oh, Looks like it's time to vote off...The Weakest Link!!"

"Bowser is the strongest link since he cheated on that Amazon question and Roy is the Weakest, seeing as he 'blew up the studio.'" Said my friend and yours, Mr. Voice.

"Okay, let's look at those votes!"

VOTES:

Bowser: "I think Pichu's going crazy."

Falco: "I swear...I'm not aloud to say his name...he knows people..."

Ness: "Penny for your thoughts?"

K Home-Dawg: "-Sniff- I NEED A GIRLFRIEND! I'm free ladies!"

Roy: "I like to blow things up!"

Pichu: "My head hurts...to much thinks...Pichu."

"We've tallyed the votes and with two votes, It is Pichu who is the one making you play 52 Card pick up. And I think we all know why. Pichu, go home and get some rest, Ok?"

"What? Oh...yeah..."

"Pichu, you are the weakest link, GOODBYE!" Pichu left the studio.

Final words of Pichu-

"I may have been defeated here, but someday Hand, I will get you. It may not be tomorrow...or the day after...or the day after that...or even this month...or even next year, or even the year after that! BUT I WILL GET YOU!!!" Pichu gave his evil laugh as he just got some more 'Awwws' "DAMN IT ALL!"

---Back with the others---

"So it is writen, so it shall be done!" Master Hand said. "Let's play...THE WEAKEST LINK!"

To Be Contiuned...

A/N: Anyone else confused?