Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this chapter. I just steal jokes and bend them to my own will. HAHAHA!

A/N: Enjoy


THE WEAKEST LINK

Chapter 8

"Hello everyone!!!!!!!! I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!!!"

"What?!" Asked the Smashers and the audience.

"We're back for another round of the WEAKEST LINK!!! YEY!!!" Master Hand was then hit with a tomato. "Hey...I wasn't done yet!!! Ahem, anyway, we are now, HALF WAY THROUGH THE SERIES!!!"

"But we're on Chapter 8." Ness said, pointing up at the title. "Doesn't that mean we're past half point?"

Master Hand gave a fake chessy laugh and patted Ness on the head. "My dear boy. There were ten contestants when we started. I only count five now."

"YEAH! THE GIANT HAND IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!" Yelled Falco.

"Good Boy!" Master Hand tossed Falco a Falco Treat.

"But, Master, why are we on Chapter 8!?"

"No no no! Bad Boy!" Master Hand made a giant newspaper appear and started to bop Ness on the nose...or rather face, since it was one hell of a big newspaper, until Ness crawled back under his podium. "Get ready, cause it's time to play...THE WEAKEST LINK!! We ended on Roy, and Pichu is gone, so we're going back to Bowser."

"Oh goodie!!!" Bowser jumped like a little school girl.

"How many bones does a human body have?"

"Hey look! It's Cra-"

"Crazy Hand is in LA."

---LA---

Crazy Hand was resting on a beach with hot woman wearing very very tiny bikinis. "Ahh, this is the life."

"Can I get you some more ice tea, Mr. T?" Asked one bikini babes.

"Not now baby." Crazy said, sending the girl away. "I Pity da fool who can't imitate Mr. T."

"Ooooh Mr. T! Your a hunk!" Crazy was then covered in almost naked women...

---Back with the others---

"God bless his poor soul..."

Bowser snapped his fingers and hid his dictionary again. "Hm...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, one."

"Wrong. Falco, What-"

"IT'S SO CUTE!!!" Roy cheered, holding up a little Hamster. "It's a gift!!!"

"Is it real?" Asked Ness. "If it is, make it turn to ashes again."

"No, it's not real. But look what happens when you push the paw!" He pushed the paw and the hamster began to sing.

"Everybody was Kong-Fu Fighting! Ya! Heya!"

"Wow! A singing hamster! Who would have guess..." Said Kirby. "So, who's dat from?"

"Pichu!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Pichu jumped out from the audience with a lightsaber in hand. "GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! BACK AGAIN!! PICHU'S BACK!!! WARN A FRIEND!!!" He lifted his hand and made tons of little Pichu's appear. "GO! GO MY CREATURES!!! DESTORY!!"

"Pichu, pichu, pichu, pichu, pichu!!!" The Pichu's all said, charging over the Smashers.

"Pichu!" Boomed Master Hand, picking up the mouse. "You know the rules!!! If your voted off, you lost and you can't come back!!!"

"I won't take anymore crap from you!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!" Pichu swung his lightsaber and cut off on of Master Hand's fingers.

"Yeowch! HEY!!! What's up with you!!!"

"Don't you know!!" Falco said, disappearing under a wave of Pichu. "HE WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!!!"

Master Hand gasped. "I...I thought you were just kidding about that!! All this time I should have been paying attention to this world domination stuff!!!"

Pichu was about to give out his evil laugh, but reached into his pocket and pulled out a record player and turned it on. "Mawhuahuahuauahhua!!!" Went the Record Player.

"Yes, Hand! But now it's too late!!!" Pichu took the 110 dollars. "First The Weakest Link, Tomorrow, The Super Smash Brothers House, The day after, maybe a little break at IHOP, THEN THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-" Pichu's laugh was shortened by a shoe.

"Stupid rats. They've gotten so much bigger these days..." Zelda complained. "Foxy, be a dear and get my shoes back?"

Pichu stood up. "Ow..my head...Ugh, what happened..."

Master Hand picked up Pichu, floated to the nearest doors and tossed the pokemon out. "AND DON'T COME BACK!!!" He slamed doors. "Argh, stupid Pichu..." He looked around the room and saw little yellow pichu's everywhere. "Uh...Hehe, Hey, we're gonna take a short break and get this sorted out." The screen changed to a shot of a donut and a cup with Master Hand's body on it, along with the words, 'We'll be right back!'

Woman's voice: Hello there! Are you running out of spaces to but your stuff?

A man on the screen nodded.

Woman's voice: Well it seems you need, YAFFA!!!

The man gave some cheap expression of surpisement.

Woman's voice: Thaaaaaaaaaat's right! Yaffa! It's pretty, it's thin, and it floats in mid-air! Just call 1-800-Gooooooooo-YAFFA for your Yaffa stuff today!

"I'm calling right now!!!" The man said, running to the phone.

Woman's voice: Just remember, 1-800-Goooooooooooooo-YAFFA!! It's just like that stupid, 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-SS thing...but notice as they have a second 's' which is not sung.

The screen came back on with Master Hand sweeping away the last of the Pichu's under a rug. "Hello and welcome back. Sorry about that, but a deranged little mouse just came in here and tried to steal our money. Haha! No, It was not Micky Mouse."

"What about da Micky Mouse?" Kirby asked, having various Pichu bites over his body.

"Sorry about that. Let's finsh up...THE WEAKEST LINK!!!" Master Hand said, placing his lost finger back on. "Falco, what is the sun?"

"It's from Hollywood, right?" Falco asked. "Hollywooooooooood! Dah Dah Dahdahdah, Hollywoooooooooooood!"

"If you mean, 'Star', then yes. (Money- $20/Bank- $110), Ness-"

"I wanna bank! (Money- $0/Bank- $130)"

"Alright. Ness: What is Seve-"

"Can I buy a vowel?"

"No Ness, you can not buy a vowel..."

"Can I use a life line?!"

"WE HAVE LIFE LINES?!" Roy screamed.

"NO! WE DO NOT HAVE LIFE LINES!! Kirby, How much is equal to a meter?"

"IT NOT KIRBY, DAWG!!! HOW MANY TIME I GOTZ TO TELL JOO!!! IT'S K-SHIZZLE!!"

"Ooooh, I want a cool name like that!" Bowser said. "Hmm, I'll be...hmm..."

"I know who I'll be!" Roy said with a smile. "He of the pointy-hair!"

"I'll be..." Ness thought for a second. "Kid with giant head!"

"Ha! That's no where as cool as mine!" Falco said. "I shall be, Falco, the magical birdy!!! Whoooooosh!"

"K-Shizzle, answer the question."

"Um, 1 over 299,XXX,XXX the speed of light or somthing like that."

Master Hand check his cue cards. "Well, I'll give it to you. Only cause I have no idea what this means...Something about Constantanople...(Money- $20/Bank- $130). Roy-"

"BANK!"

"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!" (Money- $0/Bank- $150)

"Well well well! It seems that time is up in this round! I'm sure you guys know the ropes by now, it's time to vote off...THE WEAKEST LINK!!"

"Well, as you can see, Kirby-"

"IT'S K-SHIZZLE MAN!! K-SHIZZLE!!!"

"K-Shizzle is the strongest link, and Ness is weakest."- Mr. Voice

"Okay guys, Let's see those votes!"

VOTES:

Bowser: "I really like American Girls."

Falco: "Falco want a cracker!"

Ness: "Falco, the magical birdy, whoosh!"

K-Shizzle: "What the -Bird tweet sound- is Constantanople?"

Roy: "I am He of the pointy-hair, HEAR ME ROAR!"

"Hm, well, it seems that it is Falco who is person who is calling you up, leaving no messages or saying anything if you answer the phone because he has a giant crush on you..." The Smashers said at Master Hand with a look of..of...something not good... "Um...yeah...It's on the cue card!!! Falco, you are the weakest link, GOODBYE!!!" Falco sighed and left the area.

Final words of Falco-

"Falco, the magically birdy, AWAY!!!"

---Back with the others---

"Well, it seems that we have made it to the Final Four! Bowser! Ness! K-Shizzle! and Roy! Who will be the winner? Let's find out and play...THE WEAKEST LINK!"

To Be Continued...

A/N: Did you like it? I was in a very depressed mode when I wrote it, so I hope it's atleast a little. "Heh" funny.