Disclaimer: I don't own anything about The Weakest Link!
A/N: Hey! I got a flame! YEY!!! Snowymin, you are very very mistaken -Sad face- First off, Ness is my bestest friend out of all the Smashers!!! Why else would i write a story about him...and Mewtwo...but Mewtwo isn't important...well...ah, forget it. Also, you just read Chapter Uno. If you had read up to Chapter 8 you would have seen that Ness is in the Final Four!!!
Bashing- BAD
Pointing and laughing at your favorite Smasher Brother- Do you see anything wrong in that? (If you didn't like the way I treat Ness or any of these Smashers here, God-like figure help you if I bring back 'Stupidness!')
A/N: But I can't stop you from not enjoy the story! That's fine with me!! Why do people Flame? If they don't like it, just stop reading. Oh and another thing that pisses me off. Reveiws who read Chapter 1 and say, 'This story sucks'. Grrr... I should start writing 'Thank You's in this A/N's! HAHA!
THE WEAKEST LINK
The Final Four
Chapter 9
"Psst...""WHAT!!!"
"It's time for, THE WEAKEST LINK!!!" Master Hand greeted, happy as ever. Notice as he's happy here and at the end of the show only. "Since I only count four people, I'm guessing that we're into..."
"THE FINAL FOUR!" Said a echoie-robotic voice.
"And, I'm sure you all know and love these guys! Bowser!"
Bowser was wearing a tutu. "Hiya Princess!!" He said in a girly tone.
"Ness!"
Ness got up to bow, but hit his head on his podium, and fell back to the ground. "Ow..."
"Kirb...guy!"
"DOOD!!!" Kirby yelled. "I TELL YOU IT AIN'T KIRB...GUY, IT'S HOMIE-K!"
"And last, we've got Roy!"
"Me am not Roy!" Roy said in a caveman type voice. "Me He of the Pointy-Hair."
Master Hand floated over and slapped Roy. "No. You are not He of the Pointy-Hair."
"Awww, Okay Master..." He pouted.
"Well now, shall we being?" No reply from the audience. "Hm...Only Two more round till you can go home!" Thunderous applause, bras were flying in the air and feet were stomping. "But that also means your have to sit through Two more rounds." The audience went silent. Master Hand then turned to you, the readers. "And that means only Two more chapters till I must say, Goodbye....until tomoooooorrow! Gooooodbye!!!"
"Unless of course Pichu has another chapter-long dream!" Ness stated with a smile.
"Shall we being? It's time to play...THE WEAKEST LINK!!! Ahem, Who did we end on?" All four of the contestants raised their hands. "Ah yes, we ended on Roy. Roy, are you ready?"
"No..."
"Well to bad! How Harry Potter Books are they're most likely GOING to be?"
"HARRY POTHEAD!!!" Bowser yelled. "Oh! Me and him go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back." Bowser took out a cigarette. "Yeah, like, me and him, were you know, shopping, and you know like, this giant guy appeared and he was all, 'Hey Hacky.' or something and I was all, 'Dude you know him?' and he was all like, 'Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!' And I was all like, 'Cool.' And he wa-"
"Answer the question Roy."
"Barney!!! Um, NO! I MEAN SEVEN!!!"
"Hm...yeah...the judges are looking at me...and nodding...So we'll give it to you. (Money- $20/Bank- $150) Bowser! Smoking is bad for you..."
"And then I was all, 'Like, oh my god, NO WAY!!' And he was all, 'Yeah dude, I saw her yesterday and she was-' Oh I'm sorry, did you say something Handy-boy?"
"Is smoking bad for you, Yes or No."
"Well, duh, it is! But I'm a fire breathing turtle...Smoke doesn't do anything to me." He holds up the cigarette to the TV. "Smoke all you little koopa's, smoke! Smoke your lifes away!!!"
"Yes, it is bad for you and..." Master Hand pushed Bowser out of the way. "Please don't smoke kiddies! Bowser here is an Id-i-ot."
"I am not an Id-i-ot...whatever that means."
"Anyway, Let's move on over to Ness! (Money- $70/Bank- $150). Ness, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?"
"Oh! Oh!! If a Woodchuck, could chuck...um...uh..." Ness looked around the room. "Um..Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? Hehe?"
"Wrong...(Money- $0/Bank- $150), Homie-K...here is your question...How many times...have you changed your name?"
Kirby took out a giant list of names. "Including dis name change, Hand-Man, Four Thousand and Twenty."
"Ooooh I'm sorry Kir- Homie-K. The judges say Four Thousand and Nineteen! Moving along..."
"WHAT?!?! HOW WOULD DEY KNOW MORE ABOUT HOMIE-K THEN HOMIE-K!"
"Because you already DID Homie-K!"
"Uh...oops...Man, listen to me! My name is K-bacca. Not dis Homie-K stuff."
"Are you sure?"
"Fo shizzle!"
"Roy, who do you want to win this year's president race? Hint: There is NO wrong answer."
"Hm.." Roy thought for a second. "DEBATE!!!"
"Did somebody say, debate?!" The other three Smasher's said in unison. Within seconds, the Weakest Link stage was now turned into a debate like place, with Bowser and Ness on one side, Roy and Kirby on the other, and Master Hand sitting at the desk in back of them.
"Ahem. As you can plainly see-" Ness started in a Brittish Accent. "Your, "Preisdent Bush" should clearly be removed from office. He went into war with only IDEAS and not FACTS, he banned same sex marriages, and did some other stuff that wasn't on the news durning the school year."
"I see ya point there, Mista Ness." Kirby said in a Texcan accent. "But ya gotta understand, Mista Bush has been great at keeping us safe from these attacks on America!"
"And spending our money on other stuff like...like..LIKE THAT ROUND ROOM HE LIVES IN!" Bowser yelled back, normal as ever.
"Ahem...Can we get back to the show!" Master Hand asked or rather demaned, blowing up the entire debate room. He turned to the Camera. "I'm sorry if you or someone you love has just been offended by these fools. Please understand that we do not chose to sur- OW!!!" Master Hand turned around to see Both Zelda's, both Foxes and both of Ness's shoes lying at his side. "WHO THREW SIX SHOES AT ME!!!"
"He did it!" Ness said, pointing to Kirby.
"WHAAAAAAAT?! YOU LIER!!!"
"Pfffft! Would a lier have this face?" Ness said, smiling at the Camera, only causing it to crack.
"AHA!!" Roy laughed. "YOUR ALMOST AS BAD AS BOWSER!"
"Speaking of Bowser...Bowser, what is the name of-" Master Hand cut off by Bowser's crying.
"I AM NOT FAT!!!" He cried. "I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!!!"
"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
"Bowser, Your not fat, Ness your not ugly, Kirby, pick a name, Roy...um...Whatever. Just vote."
"This time, Bowser is the strongest link, and we've got Kirby as the weakest link."
"Ready to find out who stays and who goes?"
VOTES:
Bowser: "I'M FAT!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Ness: "ROY!"
K-Bacca: "Ness!!!"
Roy: "Bowser is fat!"
"Hm, well it seems we have a tie. One for Roy, One for Ness and One for Bowser. And since Bowser is the Strongest Link, he can chose who he wants gone."
Bowser looked at Ness...then Kirby...Then Ness again...Then Roy...Then Master Hand...Then Roy again... "Um, um, um!!! I CAN'T CHOSE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! THE GUY WITH MANY NAMES!!!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT ME?!" Kirby yelled.
"I'm afraid he his K-Bacca. It seems you're the person who is taking about five hours to get ready before you go on a date. I'm sorry K-Bacca, BUT YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!! GOODBYE!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JOO CAN'T DO DIS TO ME!!! I WILL BE BACK!!!" Kirby said as he left.
Final words with Kirby/K-Bacca-
"Okay, okay...I'm sorry about this name changing thing...But really, My name isn't Kirby! It swear! It's-" Static...
---Back with the others---
"One down, three to go! Who will be the winner? Roy? Bowser? Or Ness? Wanna know something?! WE'RE ENDING NEXT CHAPTER!!"
"Gasp?!" All three said. "NO! IT CAN'T BE!!!"
"It is. Who will be the next...Weakest Link!"
To Be Countined...
A/N: Yep. It ends next chapter. It should away. Unless you want the 1 on 1 to be a different chapter!
