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A/N: Well, here ya go! The to the Last Chapter!! HAHA!!


THE WEAKEST LINK

The Final Four

Chapter 10

"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Master Hand yelled. "WELCOME!!! GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY!!!"

"What?!" Yell the audience.

"THIS ISN'T THE LAST EPISODE!!!" Master Hand was then hit by two tomatoes and a three boxs of pears. "Hey!!! That was uncalled for...I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!"

"Master!!" Ness said raising his hand. "Why does it still say the final four but there are only three of us left?"

"Don't make me come over there..."

"Eep!" Ness backed away from the manical hand. "Sorry! Sorry!"

"Bssst!!" Roy whispered. "Pssst! Bssst!!! Guys! Come here!!!" Ness and Bowser walked over to Roy while Master Hand was giving his 'Welcome to the Weakest Link' speech again.

"What?" Asked Bowser.

Roy started to laugh like a little school girl. "I let Anne out of the closet!"

"You WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Yelled Master Hand. "YOU LET HER OUT?!" Roy nodded meekly before hidding behind Ness. "Uh oh..." Master Hand flew over to his walkie-talkie and pressed the button. "Yo, Little Girly-Boy, are you ther-"

"AAAAAAAH!! OH GOD!!! OWWWW RUN! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!" Tsukasa screamed over the walkie-talkie. "It's horrible!!! She's here!! Shes...shes...AAAAAAAAAAAAA-" One single gun shot was heard before it went to static.

"Girly-Boy?! GIRLY-BOY!!! COME IN MAN!!!" The power was then cut and the entire studio was surrounded in darkness. Master Hand dropped the walkie-talkie and sighed. "Guys...I'm afraid we can not have The Weakest Link today...WE MUST CATCH ANNE!!! SUIT UP!!!"

Bowser was then surrounded in a cheap anime action seen like thing. You know with the two different color bars going across...yeah...He spun around and stopped with a fist in the air. "NUMBAH FIVE!!!"

Roy did some weird jumping moves before he landed. "NUMBAH FOUR!!!"

Ness jumped in with flowers, spun around and landed next to Roy. "NUMBAH THREE!"

Mojo jojo floated down on a giant robot thingy and landed next to Bowser. "NUMBAH TWO! Which is not number one! But it is Number One which I, Mojo jojo, should be! For number one is better then number two, even though Number Two, which I, Mojo jojo am, is greater in vaule, People tend to like the person who is Number One better then Number Two, WHO I SHOULD NOT BE!"

Master Hand floated in like normal, did some weird grip thing and took his place at the top. "NUMBAH ONE!!!"

One of those Batman sceen changers.

The five are now standing outside the Weakest Link studio. They were in a long dark hallway, with only the exit signs to light their way. "Okay guys..." Master Hand said, giving them all walkie-talkies. "We've gotta spilt up. If we find Anne, don't be afraid to shoot. She's fully armed with triva questions and is very dangerious. Contact the others as soon as you can afterwards." The four nodded and they headed out.

Roy and Ness where walking down a hallway together. "Roy, I'm scared!"

"Roy, don't refere to youself in the third person." Ness turned a corner. "Roy! Look!" Roy peered around as well. "I see a little silhouette-o of a man!"

"Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?"

"What?"

"Oh we're not singing?"

"HEY! WHO'S THERE!!!" Yelled the voice of a man.

Ness and Roy jumped out. "HA! You are fool!!" Ness said laughing. "To Protect the world from devastation!!"

"To unite all Smashers within our nation!"

"To denounces the Evils of Truth and Love!"

"To stop Anne's reach for the stars above."

"Nessy"

"Roy!"

"Team Onett, Blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now, or IT'S TIME FOR AN ASS-WHOOPING!" By the time they had finshed, the man had disappeared. "Oh so THATS why most guys don't use mottos..."

---Somewhere else in the Studio---

Bowser was skipping down a dark hallway singing about birdies and llamas. "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!" Yelled a turkey from the next room. Bowser suck his head in to see the butcher bring it's knife down onto the turkey's head. Bowser just stood his head sadly and contiuned to skip and sing.

"HELP! HELP!!!" Went his Walkie-Talkie. "HELP ME, FOR I, MOJO JOJO, AM IN TROUBLE!! THIS WOMAN, WHO IS NOT MOJO JOJO, BUT WHO IS ANNE, IS ASKIN- OWWWWWWW!!! IT BURNS!!! MY BRIAN, which I might I, Mojo jojo remind it very very large, BURNS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Static.

"Oh my. It seems these things pick up the Health station!! Goodie!!"

"Attention, Jojo, Where are you? I repeat, WHERE ARE YOU!?" Master Hand's voice said over the radio, then it went to static.

"He can't come to the walkie-talkie right now." Said the cold, dark, evil voice of Anne. "And soon, you will all fall to my triva! HAHAHAHA!" Static.

"Uh-oh. Attention! Attention! We must regroup at once!" Master Hand said and it turned to static.

"Oh my, now how do these things work..." Bowser said, trying to figure out how to respond. By mistake, Bowser smashed it. To little tiny peices. "Oops."

"Oops is right!"

Bowser turned around and came face to face with..."ANNE!! HAVE MERCY!!!"

"MERCY IS FOR HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!!!" Anne reached into her pocket and took somthing shiny out.

"No...no...put that away!!!"

Anne let out a cold and evil laugh as she read the cue-card. "What's Three ex cubed plus, to the twenty sixth power times P to the fourteenth power divided by thirty six hundred over Pi?" Bowser's scream was heard through out the entire building...

To Be Countined...

A/N: OH NO! ANNE IS ON THE LOSE!!! CAN THEY STOP HER?!! Dun dun dunnnn! Sorry it was short...but it looks like The Weakest Link isn't over yet!!!