Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story. Sorry. HAHA!!
A/N: Sure I'll give you the Fellowship of the Bling-Bling all the way up until Return of the Jedi who once was a king. I just need your e-mail. I, sadly, lost Stupidness! when my comp crashed...it's sad...
THE WEAKEST LINK
The Final Four
Chapter 11
Roy looked around. "I don't see her...LET'S MOVE!!" Ness and Roy jumped from their hidding spots and rolled across the floor. "We did it!""Don't be too sure Roy!" Ness said, pointing to a dark figure hovering over them.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!" The person yelled.
Before the shadow could attack them, he was hit by something crashing through the wall. Sounds of punching and kicking was heard until the sound of a body hit the floor. "Wha...what just happened?" Roy asked Ness.
The sun shone into the hole just made and it showed the figure who had just saved them. "FALCO, THE MAGICAL BIRDY, WHOOSH!!! YOU SAVED US!!!" Ness said, jumping onto Falco who had a red cape and a Superman look-alike suit just with F and not S.
"Yes, yes. All in a good days work." Falco said patting Ness on the head.
"Thanks for saving us from Anne!!" Ness smiled.
"Heh, um Ness..." Roy said, pointing at the body. "That's not Anne."
"It's not?" Asked both Falco and Ness. They looked down to see who it was.
"You've just beaten up the host of Survivor!!!" Ness yelled, jumping out of Falco's arms.
"Oops?" Falco kicked the man in the head. "I NEVER LIKE SURVIVOR AFTER SEASON 2 ANYWAY!!!"
"Falco, the magical birdy, whoosh, will you come with us?" Ness asked.
"No, no. I go where I am needed. FALCO, THE MAGICAL BIRDY, WHOOSH! AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" Falco flew off out the hole he made and into the sunset.
"-Sigh- He's my hero..."
"And it's to bad he didn't stay with you..." Said the dark voice of a certain female.
Roy and Ness turned around to come face to face with...Anne..."AAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S ANNE! IT'S ANNE!!!"
Falco crashed through the wall again, this time closer to Anne. "I'll save you!!"
Anne quickly reached into her pocket and pulled out a question. "On Sesame Street, whats the name of Big Bird's Teddy Bear?" Falco fell to the ground as if he had just been punched in the face. Anne took another question out. "What regal figure had a horse named Spumador?!" Falco grabbed his gut and fell on his back moaning. Anne took out one more... "What was the shared names of dogs on the animated TV series, "Clue Club" and "Winky Drink and You?"
"Woofer..."
Anne turned around to see a tall figure behind Roy and Ness. "Grrr...it's...him..."
Roy looked around. "Him? Who is him?"
"The one man that can answer my questions..." Anne pointed at the figure behind Roy and Ness. "MEWTWO!!"
Mewtwo smiled and pushed his way through Ness and Roy. "Listen, you guys take Birdy here and get somewhere away from Anne. I'll take care of her!" Roy and Ness nodded and ran at Falco, grabbed his semi-dead body and started walking.
"NO!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!" She reached for another card. "What Comic book hero rode a horse named Storm!"
"Aquaman." Mewtwo said with a smirk. By now, Roy, Ness and Falco have left.
"So be it Mewtwo! You know as well as I do, you can't answer these questions forever!!"
"Make my day..."
Anne stomped her foot and took out another cue-card...
---Else where---
Master Hand was floating down a hallway, looking for Bowser. "BOWSER!!! BOWWY!!! LADY BOW!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!" He just then looked down to see the curled up body of a koopa lying on the floor crying. "Bowser?"
"So...much...MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Bowser said before going back to crying.
"We've lost him..." Hand said to no one. He reached for his walkie-talkie and turned it on. "Guys! Do you read me?" Static...Static...More Static..."GUYS!!!" Static...
---Back with the trio---
Ness and Roy dashed down the hallway carrying Falco. "Roy! Here! Let's hide here!" Ness said pointing to a door saying, 'HIDE HERE FROM EVIL TV HOSTS/HOSTESS'.
"But Ness, you know that HAS to be a trap." Roy reminded. He then pointed to another door reading, 'THIS ROOM IS A TRAP, DON'T COME IN UNLESS YOU WANT DO DIE'. "Thats the type of room we want."
"Hmm...I don't know..." Ness said, rubbing his chin. "Let's let the Yeti decicde." Both Ness and Roy turned to a giant Yeti who was standing behind them. The Yeti starred at them for a while before running away, screaming. "Shucks. Yeti always does that."
"Ness! Think man, think! Your the kid who has the giant head!!"
"But my hair isn't fudgie...THERE!" Ness said pointing to a door. "Let's hide in there." So Ness, Roy, and the KOed Falco opened the door and walked in. They were not in the janitors closet.
"Oh this is just great Ness!!" Roy yelled. "WERE IN THE JANITORS CLOSET!!"
"I prefer custodian..." Said the deep voice of a male from the back. "And please tell me you didn't shut the door..."
"We didn't!" Roy said, but Ness turned around and kicked the door shut. "We did now!!" Sighed Roy.
"Great..." The custodian moaned. "I've been stuck in here for five hours. The door is broken."
Roy and Ness had to take a second for this to sink in. "So...We're stuck..." Roy started.
"In a closet..."
"WITH A JANITOR?!" They both screamed at once before dropping Falco and began knocking on the door screaming, "HELP! HELP RABID JANITOR!!!"
---Back at the Triva off---
Both Mewtwo and Anne were sweating and panting. They both look as if they had just been in on of those DBZ type fights. Anne reached into her pocket and took out another question. "Who -pant- was the only cast member -pant- to have an active role in the Tremors: The Series?"
"Micheal -breathe- Gross."
"DAMN IT!!!" Anne reached for another when she saw she was out of cue-cards.
"Ha...ha!" Mewtwo said pointing. "Looks like your out of questions!"
Anne started to laugh like a crazy person. "Nope! Anne is NEVER out of questions!!" She took off her glasses and smashed them in her hand. When she let the glass drop, she was holding a golden cue-card. Mewtwo gasped.
"NO!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!"
"Yes Mewtwo. The one question YOU could never answer..." Anne brought it to her face.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Mewtwo flew at Anne as fast as he could, charging up a Shadow Ball, but it was too late.
"What is the name of Garfield the cat's stuffed toy bear?!"
Mewtwo looked as if he was just punched in the jaw. "Nooooooooooo!" He cried as the pokemon fell to the ground in slow motion until a giant THUD was heard. Anne laughed.
"Mewtwo, you are the Weakest Link, GOODBYE!!!!!" Anne left the cat lying on the floor as she headed for her next traget.
---Somewhere---
Yoshi was skipping down the hallway humming a happy tune. After the power went out, he figured that, if Peach was doing it, he had better take this chance to escape from the nice bouncy room the men in white jackets put him in. He stopped when he heard, "RABID JANITOR!!! HELP!!!" He walked up to the door and opened it.
Roy and Ness took a step back. "EGG-DUDE!" The yelled at once.
"BANK!"
"You opened the door! It's been closed for hours!!" Roy said, hugging Yoshi.
"More like two minutes..." Ness corrected.
"BANK!"
"HELLO DOWN THERE!!!" Came the dark voice of a certain hostess.
Roy and Ness's eyes widened. "ANNE!!!" They pulled Yoshi in and shut the door.
"Phew, we're save here!" Ness said with a smile.
"Yeah..." Mr. Janitor said. "But you closed the door."
Roy and Ness's eyes widened. "DOOR!!!" They yelled, going back to banging on the door.
"Hey, guys. BANK!" Yoshi said. "Can't you just...blow up the door, BANK!!!"
Roy thought about this for a loooooooong time. A full three seconds. "Blow...stuff....UP!!! MUST BLOW THINGS UP!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" He took out his sword and swung it at the door.
"NO! WAIT!" Mr. Janitor yelled, but it was too late. The sword's Flare Blade bounced back, causing a GIANT explosion within the small closet.
To Be Countined...
A/N: AAAAAH!! IF MEWTWO COULDN'T STOP ANNE, WHO CAN?! ARE NESS, ROY, YOSHI AND MR. JANITOR ALRIGHT?! GLUP!!!
