Who Wants To Be A True Demon

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha (even though i wish i did :tear tear: )

I also don't own ' Who wants to be a millionare'. I made my show similar to Regis's show. I even used Regis as the host. But i don't own it. So there!
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" Hello, and welcome to ' Who wants to be a true demon!! Lets welcome our first contestant, Inuyasha."

The crowed cheered as Inuyasha came up to Regis, shook his hand, then sat down in the hot seat.

" Hello, Inuyasha, and welcome to my show." Regis said with glee.

" Thanks, Regis. It's good to be here." Inuyasha replied.

" Okay, now you know the rules. I will ask you simple questions. Each question will be worth one demon power, until you have become a true demon. Your life lines will be 4 phone a friends. Now, let us begin."

The light shined down on Inuyasha as Regis asked his first question.

" What is a 'TV'? Is it:

A. Food
B. A box with moving pictures in it

C. The Wolf demon, Kouga

D. Food

"..You have 20 seconds to answer."

" Hmm....this is a tough one. It might be Kouga, cuz he is a jackass-"

" I heard that Inu-kurro!" yelped Kouga from the audience.

" Shuddup you damn wolf!" Inuyasha barked back

" 10 seconds!!" Regis yelled.

" Its B.!" Inuyasha screamed

" Is that your final answer?" Regis asked. Inuyasha nodded. " That is correct!!! Inuyasha, the first demon power you will recieve, is the 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer'. Congratulations!! Over there is a Sesshoumaru doll. Go test out your power."

" IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!!!" screamed Inuyasha. The Sesshoumaru doll got tourn into millions of pieces as it fell to the ground. Inuyasha stood with a very happy face on.

" Next question. "

Inuyasha nodded

" Who do you love:

A. Kagome
B. Kikyou
C. A stick
D. PASS

" Regis, I want to use a life line to call Miroku!!!!" Inuyasha scowld

" Okay, we have Miroku on the line, go ahead and talk, you have 45 seconds!" Regis replied

" Hey Miroku? It's Inuyasha."

" Oh hey, what's up Inu-"

" No time to talk. The question is, who do I love:

A. Kagome
B. Kikyou
C. A stick
D. PASS

"....WELL!??"

" Isn't that OBVIOUS Inuyasha?!"

" Well, yeah, but what if Kikyou is watching this on the moving picture box?"

" She doesn't have one of those devices.... but I say to say D. Pass, JUST incase!"

" Thanks Miroku, bye! The answer Regis, is D."

" That's absolutly right!!!!!" Regis replied " Your next power is 'Claws of Blood'. Try is out on this Kouga dummy!"

" It would be my pleasure!" Inuyasha shouted as he leaped into the air " CLAWS OF BLOOD!!!!!" The Kouga dummy instantly ripped and turned to dust. " Aw, nice!!" Inuyasha smiled. " Next question!"

" What is ramen made of:

A. Dead demons
B. Fish
C. Noodles and boiled water
D. Worms

" LIFE LINE!!!!!! I wanna call that wench, Kagome!" Inyasha yelped

" Fine, Kagome is on the line. Go, 40 seconds!!!" Regis explained

" Kagome, I need your help!" Inuyasha pleaded

" What do you want Inuyasha?" Kagome asked

" What is Ramen made of??????!!" Inuyasha questioned

" Hm.......ramen.............hmmm........................that's a tough one." Kagome answered

" I know that's why I called you Kagome. PLEASE give me the answer! I want to be a full demon!" Inuyasha backsassed

" THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?????!!! " Kagome yelled, annoyed

" Ofcourse, now help me out!" Inuyasha squealled

" Fine, C.! BYE!" Kagome slammed the phone.

" Jeesh, what the hell was that about? The answer is C.!" Inuyasha replied

" That is correct!!" Regis agree. " Your next power is the 'Tetsusaiga'!!" Regis gave it to Inuyasha

" Cool, I'm ready to continue."

" Okay. Your next question, Who killed Sango's father and comrades:

A. Kohaku
B. Kilala
C. Sango
D. Shippou's scary pink bubbly face when he transforms

" I want to call Sango!" Inuyasha replied

" Okay, Sango is now on the phone. Talk!" Regis replied

" Hey Sango!" Inuyasha said

" Hello, Inuyasha. What can I help you with?" Sango replied

" Who killed your father and friends? Kohaku, Kilala, yourself, or Shippou's scary pink bubbly face when he transforms?" Inuyasha questioned.

" Ko...ha....ku........" Sango said weakly ".....where are you?!!!" Sango began to cry and wail " WAWAWAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! KOHAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST SAVE YOU FROM NARAKU'S GRASP!!!!!!!! MUST!!!!! MUST SET YOU FREE!!!!!!!!!!!! KOHAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha rubbed his ears that were killing him from Sango's wailing.

" Yah, okay, thanks Sango, bye!" Inuyasha hung up the phone. " The answer is A.!" Inuyasha said

" That's right!" Regis replied. "You get the demon power ' The Wind Scar'!!! Congrats! You are one attack away from being a FULL DEMON!!!!" Regis said. Inuyasha just sat there with the worlds biggest smile on his face.

" The final question.......Do you still love Kikyou?:

A. No, Kikoyu is a clay pot!
B. Yeah, she's way hot
C. She came back from the daed to be with me, ofcourse I love her
D. I'm hungry....where's the Ramen???!!

" That's EASY! D.!" Inuyasha replied

" Congrats, you have just won the new demon power 'Bakuryuuha'! You are now a true demon!!!!" replied Regis

" I feel it" Inuyasha replied, feeling super powerful, and as if he could defeat anyone. Just then, Kagome ran over to him.

" INUYASHA!" Kagome shouted

Inuyasha turned around looking very nervous

" OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed.

Inuyasha fell to the floor and turned from a full demon into a half demon again.

" AH DAMNIT!!!!" Inuyasha lost all of his demon powers and turned into a human. " Thanks alot Kagome!" Inuyasha scowled. " Your welcome!" Kagome replied.

THE END!!!

Sad ending for Inuyasha!! LOL!! Please review!!!!