Who
Wants To Be A True Demon
Disclaimer: I do not own
Inuyasha (even though i wish i did :tear tear: )
I also don't own ' Who wants to be a
millionare'. I made my show similar to Regis's show. I even used
Regis as the host. But i don't own it. So
there!
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The crowed cheered as Inuyasha came up to Regis, shook his hand, then sat down in the hot seat.
" Hello, Inuyasha, and welcome to my show." Regis said with glee.
" Thanks, Regis. It's
good to be here." Inuyasha replied.
" Okay, now you
know the rules. I will ask you simple questions. Each question
will be worth one demon power, until you have become a true demon.
Your life lines will be 4 phone a friends. Now, let us begin."
The
light shined down on Inuyasha as Regis asked his first question.
" What is a 'TV'? Is
it:
A. Food
B. A box with moving pictures in it
C. The Wolf demon, Kouga
D. Food
"..You have 20
seconds to answer."
" Hmm....this is a tough one. It
might be Kouga, cuz he is a jackass-"
" I heard that
Inu-kurro!" yelped Kouga from the audience.
"
Shuddup you damn wolf!" Inuyasha barked back
" 10
seconds!!" Regis yelled.
" Its B.!" Inuyasha screamed
"
Is that your final answer?" Regis asked. Inuyasha nodded. "
That is correct!!! Inuyasha, the first demon power you will recieve,
is the 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer'.
Congratulations!! Over there is a Sesshoumaru doll. Go test out your
power."
" IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!!!"
screamed Inuyasha. The Sesshoumaru doll got tourn into millions of
pieces as it fell to the ground. Inuyasha stood with a very happy
face on.
" Next question. "
Inuyasha nodded
"
Who do you love:
A. Kagome
B. Kikyou
C. A stick
D.
PASS
" Regis, I want to use a life line to call
Miroku!!!!" Inuyasha scowld
" Okay, we have Miroku
on the line, go ahead and talk, you have 45 seconds!" Regis
replied
" Hey Miroku? It's Inuyasha."
"
Oh hey, what's up Inu-"
" No time to talk. The
question is, who do I love:
A.
Kagome
B. Kikyou
C. A stick
D. PASS
"....WELL!??"
"
Isn't that OBVIOUS Inuyasha?!"
" Well, yeah, but
what if Kikyou is watching this on the moving picture box?"
"
She doesn't have one of those devices.... but I say to say D. Pass,
JUST incase!"
" Thanks Miroku, bye! The answer
Regis, is D."
" That's absolutly right!!!!!"
Regis replied " Your next power is 'Claws of Blood'. Try is out
on this Kouga dummy!"
" It would be my pleasure!"
Inuyasha shouted as he leaped into the air " CLAWS OF
BLOOD!!!!!" The Kouga dummy instantly ripped and turned to dust.
" Aw, nice!!" Inuyasha smiled. " Next question!"
"
What is ramen made of:
A.
Dead demons
B. Fish
C. Noodles and boiled water
D. Worms
"
LIFE LINE!!!!!! I wanna call that wench, Kagome!" Inyasha
yelped
" Fine, Kagome is on the line. Go, 40 seconds!!!"
Regis explained
" Kagome, I need your help!" Inuyasha pleaded
"
What do you want Inuyasha?" Kagome asked
"
What is Ramen made of??????!!" Inuyasha questioned
"
Hm.......ramen.............hmmm........................that's a tough
one." Kagome answered
" I know that's why I called
you Kagome. PLEASE give me the answer! I want to be a full
demon!" Inuyasha backsassed
" THAT'S WHAT THIS IS
ABOUT?????!!! " Kagome yelled, annoyed
" Ofcourse,
now help me out!" Inuyasha squealled
" Fine, C.!
BYE!" Kagome slammed the phone.
" Jeesh, what the hell was that about? The answer is C.!" Inuyasha replied
" That is correct!!" Regis agree. " Your next power is the 'Tetsusaiga'!!" Regis gave it to Inuyasha
"
Cool, I'm ready to continue."
" Okay. Your next
question, Who killed Sango's father and comrades:
A. Kohaku
B.
Kilala
C. Sango
D. Shippou's scary pink bubbly face when he
transforms
" I want to call Sango!" Inuyasha
replied
" Okay, Sango is now on the phone. Talk!"
Regis replied
" Hey Sango!" Inuyasha said
"
Hello, Inuyasha. What can I help you with?" Sango replied
"
Who killed your father and friends? Kohaku, Kilala, yourself, or
Shippou's scary pink bubbly face when he transforms?" Inuyasha
questioned.
" Ko...ha....ku........" Sango said
weakly ".....where are you?!!!" Sango began to cry and wail
" WAWAWAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! KOHAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST
SAVE YOU FROM NARAKU'S GRASP!!!!!!!! MUST!!!!! MUST SET YOU
FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOHAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha
rubbed his ears that were killing him from Sango's wailing.
" Yah, okay, thanks Sango, bye!" Inuyasha hung up the phone. " The answer is A.!" Inuyasha said
"
That's right!" Regis replied. "You get the demon power '
The Wind Scar'!!! Congrats! You are one attack away from being a FULL
DEMON!!!!" Regis said. Inuyasha just sat there with the worlds
biggest smile on his face.
" The final question.......Do
you still love Kikyou?:
A.
No, Kikoyu is a clay pot!
B. Yeah, she's way hot
C. She came
back from the daed to be with me, ofcourse I love her
D. I'm
hungry....where's the Ramen???!!
" That's EASY! D.!"
Inuyasha replied
"
Congrats, you have just won the new demon power 'Bakuryuuha'! You
are now a true demon!!!!" replied Regis
" I feel it"
Inuyasha replied, feeling super powerful, and as if he could defeat
anyone. Just then, Kagome ran over to him.
" INUYASHA!"
Kagome shouted
Inuyasha turned around looking very nervous
"
OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed.
Inuyasha fell to the
floor and turned from a full demon into a half demon again.
"
AH DAMNIT!!!!" Inuyasha lost all of his demon powers and turned
into a human. " Thanks alot Kagome!" Inuyasha scowled. "
Your welcome!" Kagome replied.
THE END!!!
Sad
ending for Inuyasha!! LOL!! Please review!!!!
