Disclaimer : I own only the storyline, the thoughts of random people and that doughnut. The chocolate one of course.

A/n 1 - Sorry I've been slow with the posting of this, life's been hectic. I've been steadily working on the next chapters of Tempest and Couples Therapy as well, so they'll probably be up soon – promise!

Thanks to the great response to this fic. It made me smile, like this : D.

So thanks a bunch 2 ...Lyranfan, Evil Bunny Leader, FreakyXGoth, Ruby361, Life of LA = Silverwolf, Arikitten, Panther Pendragon, Mrs Myxztipik, silky black, kurttyscogue, jexy baby, angel of the fallen stars, Emerald Kats Eye, ME and Lil Badass for reviewing. I really appreciated it : )

The Dead Soul – I agree with you on the Professor wouldn't say 'Ok' front, that escaped my editing as I would have changed it to 'alright'. Why did Pietro drag race with the Xgeeks when he could have just ran to school? FOR THE KICKS BABY! And I don't mind flames...u know as long as they are constructive and not stuff like 'u smell'.

Morrigan Fearn – I too noticed a change of pace but couldn't explain it, ah well glad you like it anyway:) I thinks its cos I shoved a song in but I'm not sure.

Zero – Kurt teleported to school :) I was just gonna roll with the pairings laid out in the series at this point eg lance/kitty, kurt and amanda though Rogue is over Scott in my story, cos remy is where its at, lol even though I probably wont even include him:)

Mutant Freek – Rogue also gains prof's memories etc. and therefore would figure out how to not use his powers or use them pretty quickly (I think), it's like scotts powers, she doesn't use it if she doesn't want to.

A/n 2 – The song used in the last chapter was Chinese Burn by Curve and is brilliant. It's used in the season 3 Buffy ep 'Bad Girls' which is where I came across it, so if anyone has that, listen to it because its ace. Oh yeah or you could buy coughcough download cough it.

A/n 3 – loads of you asked - Who thought Rogue was hot in the kitchen sequence? My only answer would be that it could be any of the new recruit boys, y'all can have fun deciding which:)

And finally.............

All thoughts Rogue overhears will be represented in italics just like this...

Cos there are so many people, I'm gonna do this thing where I sometimes put the name of the person who thought it before the thought, tell me if you think this is un-necessary/annoying. Random people's thoughts wont be named . Most of the time.

This is very Rogue's POV from now on, so everything non italic is her own thoughts/response to others thoughts.


Lesson The 1st : Beware of the Rogue

Rogue walked into her least favourite class feeling happy. She took her seat in between Kitty and Kurt and rolled her eyes at Pietro when he walked in and did the loser sign with his fingers as he moved towards his seat at the back of the class.

"Ok people shut up while I take the register!" barked Ms. Miller as she stalked towards her desk.

Rogue took a deep breath and let the Professor's powers out. The first thought that came into her mind was 'I'm bored' followed by several others thinking the same thing.

Ms. Miller's kinda hot for and old person. I wonder what she'd look like naked

Urgh. That, is just plain nasty.

After a bit of mental tinkering, she found that she could block out certain voices and gladly did this. There was a freakishly high number of horny boys who fancied the prehistoric teacher.

Kurt's so cute, I wonder if he'll ever notice me

Rogue looked around curiously wondering who had thought that. Her eyes settled on...what was her name again? Amanda?

[Pietro] Man I'm bored. Stupid dad, stupid X-geeks, stupid math. Hmmm....how many dates do I have tonight? Oh yeah 8 ....I think I can squeeze in one more....

Rogue turned, looked at Pietro and shot him a dirty look. That boy was so up himself

Why is Roguey looking at me like that for? Ohhhh she went with the see through top today. That's it baby bend a little lower...

Rogue turned back to the front in shock.

[Kurt] Yes! She's looking at me again. Oh yeah! Chicks love the fuzzy man. I'm hungry. I hope ze Blob doesn't get to the cafeteria before I do.

'Typical Kurt' thought Rogue sardonically, as she copied down notes from the board. Man this is boring, god even Kitty is bored and she's normally paying attention.

She hated this class, would it kill someone to have an interesting thought?

Oh God! I can't believe I asked Taryn out, of course she was going to say no. Look at me, I'm such a dork. Like any girl is ever going to be nice to me. Y is equal to 8a - 2b....

'Ouch' thought Rogue as she looked at the boy who had thought that. He really was kinda geeky looking. From now on I'm being nicer to dorks, she resolved.

Maybe.

Being nice was overrated.

"Rogue? Can you give me the answer to the third problem?"

[Ms Miller] Deviants! The lot of them, especially her. Little Miss 'I'm too good for a last name'. She'll never listen and she'll never know the answer, which is...

"17" said Rogue with a smirk

My god! Her friends must have whispered her the answer she certaintly doesn't even know the correct working ...

"Because a is 4 and b is 1.75, when yah subtract that from 12b which is 21 yah get 17." Rogue smiled smugly as the teacher looked shocked.

Up yours ya old bat. Ms Miller - 2736 : Rogue – 1. Ha ha!

[Kitty] Wow Rogue actually did the homework? Rogue actually understood the homework? La la laa la la la la laaaa....

Rogue frowned in Kitty's direction. She had gone back to humming the song they were listening to earlier. Rogue decided not to offended by that thought, mostly because it was true. Oh crap, now she had that song in her head as well. Eh...it was a good track. Laa laa laaa....

[Pietro] Roguey finally got one up on the teacher good for her. Always said she love to shut her up one day. Man I'm so bored, look at the time. Hurry up and go faster so I can paint Kelly's office pink. Again. Crap! Am I stuck in a prank rut? Flintstones, meet the Flintstone's..... damn why is that in my head. Stupid Lance watching stupid cartoons.

Does he always think so fast? Probably. Rogue shrugged and then yawned.

I wonder what Wanda's doing right now?

Despite herself, Rogue flinched. Yup that's was definitely Pietro's sore point. Maybe he wasn't as shallow as she originally thought.

I think I need another manicure.

Then again....

Ms. Miller decided to test Rogue again just to make sure that she wasn't cheating.

"Ah'm not!" responded Rogue angrily to that thought, even though she was.

"You're not what dear?" questioned Ms. Miller nastily

Shit. "Ah'm not ....uh....Pietro called me fat." Rushed Rogue quickly as the attention of the entire class turned to her.

[Pietro] I did?

[Kitty] Rogue's not fat!

[Cheerleader] No way! Pietro would never say that, he's so fine

[Jock] Urgh! Maximoff thinks he's so hot. Well... oh god! I think I find him hot. Dammit. I hope coach doesn't find out about this....

[Ms. Miller] That is because you are fat

Rogue opened her mouth in horror at her teacher (who's weight incidentally was closer to Blob's then her own).

That's it, that woman is going down. Rogue did a quick search of her mind using the Prof's powers. Bingo.

"Hey Ms. Miller, Ah have a friend who drinks alcohol in between classes, what should Ah do tah make them stop?" she said suddenly

Oh crap, I think she knows about the liquor in the paper cabinet. Oh God! Oh God! What do I do?

"Well Rogue I would tell that friend that whatever problems they are going through, alcohol is not the solution." Said Ms Miller slowly

[Kitty] Which friend is Rogue talking about? Probably Logan...

[Kurt] Oh man! I always knew Scott couldn't be so perfect all the time...

[Pietro] Hmm...Jean's hit the bottle? Freddy's gonna love this!

[Ms. Miller] That's it, she doesn't know after all, it's obviously Mr Wagner.

"But Ah've tried and they lied and hid the stuff from meh. Like in thah paper cabinet...." Finished Rogue with an evil grin

There's booze in the paper cabinet? Alright!

Wonder if it's still there?

[Ms. Miller] Oh god. If Kelly finds out I'm screwed. How the hell did she find out? No time to think about that, what do I do to shut her up?

"I really don't think algebra class is the time to be discussing this Rogue..." continued Ms Miller with a false smile plastered to her face. "However I am pleased to say that you've earned an A this semester?" she finished hopefully

Rogue grinned and nodded triumphantly. Ms Miller – 2736 : Rogue – A freaking gazillion!!

"Well that's just great!" said Rogue happily. Ms Miller sent her an uneasy look before turning back to the very confused class.

"Just 2 minutes left class so if you could just finish the last problem and then you may go"

Finally

Finally

Finally

Finally

Finally

Finally

[Kitty] Whoo hoo!

[Pietro] Macho Macho man...I want to be a macho man.....

Rogue turned and looked at Pietro again, that boy definitely had some odd thoughts.

Why is she looking at me again? Bet she likes me. Oh I am so irresistible to women. It's the hair, they dig the hair...

Rogue sighed as she put away her things, Pietro was pretty much just an all around idiot. She bent down to pick a fallen pencil off the floor.

Hello Roguey....

Nice...

Hot Stuff!!!

Nice rear, over here...

God she's hot.

She quickly straightened up. One thing she had definitely learned this morning.

Boys are nasty.

[Kurt] I think Rogue sat on some gum


Well there's the second chapter, I hope you liked it:)

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Soulstress