Ugh … bloody exams ….
Illusions
Starscream jolted awake.
He thought he had heard Autobots from way outside, but he then thought it was his imagination. How could he hear from this far in the base? But still, the threat was there.
It took another moment to register where he was again, and who with. Megatron was still asleep, his arms locked around the seeker in a gentle but unbreakable grip, his head resting on the seeker's.
Starscream squirmed, trying to get out to see if he was right, but his leader's grip would not be denied. He let out a distressed whine of annoyance, but his leader did not wake or let him go. After a moment of silent struggles, Starscream gave up.
He growled against his leaders chest and fell into an annoyed sleep once again.
Aviator had been rescued by his fellow Constructions (Scrapper highly distressed for some reason) from Motormaster by Scavenger chasing him off (saying he wanted to hug him.) The green seeker was very grateful, and they quickly made their way back to their common room.
What they found there was utter horror.
All of the Stunticons were there, waiting for them.
Six screams rent the air of the Decepticon base.
"Why aren't they coming out boss?"
"It's night time now. They would probably be asleep."
Optimus payed no attention to the verbal conversation behind him. He wanted Megatron … he wanted him BADLY! But he had no idea why he wanted his nemesis like he did. Was his CPU playing up on him again?
"Asleep? Or playing?"
"Playing."
"Ah."
Optimus turned around and faced the other jets in the air. They were currently hovering over the Decepticon base, while some had taken refuge on an island nearby. He sighed.
"Okay guys … time to go home." He was depressed, and needed a rest.
"But … but I wanted to ---"
"NO! We leave!"
"COME BACK HERE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! TC! TEEEEEEECEEEEEEEEEE! HELP!!!"
Skywarp sprinted though the base, dodging blasts from a totally mad and deranged looking Shockwave. He was firing at everything in his path, from lamps to walls to the seeker he was chasing. TC poked his head out of his door and looked outside.
"What are you making all ----"
Skywarp burst into the room and pushed his friend out of the way, locking the door as he did. He heard the combination of swear words and banging from his 'opponent' and quickly hid under Thundercracker's bed.
"Skywarp!" He cried out exasperated. "What is going on?!"
"Uuughhh …." He poked his head out from under the bed and begun to explain:
"I got out of Soundie's room, and the cassettes were chasing me all down the passage way! Then I finally lose them by teleporting out of that hallway and back to Soundwave's quarters. It was then I met up with Shockwave, who immediately began to chase me all though the base! …. Er, TC? What's the matter with you?"
"Mmmmmmmmmm, Soundwave …" He started drooling.
Skywarp stared at him, and then remembered. "Oh Primus … help us."
Scrapper was backed into a corner. It was bad enough that he had seen his leader and Starscream making out [shudder] but seeing his Constructions trying to hold back the Stunticons while they tried to make out with them was more than he could stand.
"Maaan ….." He sighed. "I will need to contact my therapist after this ….
Soundwave sat back with a sigh. Finally, after a few hours of writing in code, he had written a cure for this Primus forsaken virus. But common sense told him not to release it yet, or all hell would break loose.
"Hmm …" He said to himself. He could not help but wonder who Megatron had paired himself up with …
Surely not –
His optics shot open. No, not Stasrcream. Anything but Starscream!
But he knew it was true.
With that, he began to add more code.
I have to make everybody forget this … Otherwise there is going to be some serious blackmail afterwards! That's MY damn job!
Do excuse the length of this chapter. My exams have left 0 writing time for me, and I have run out of ideas for more scenes to write. Eheh, wither way, I can add some more funnies as requested!
Haley Macrae – Funny that it is so wrong, yet so right for this stories theme eh? :P
Ckret2 – Making YOUR Tf's horny?! Do you want me to tell you what my MyClone Starscream and Megatron did as soon as I got them out of the boxes a month ago? They found my mini house for them, got on the purple couch, ripped each other's armour off, and screwed like rabbits. That's why none of the other Mc's wont sit on it …ehe. And yeah, as I said, a friend and I made this .. um … 'way', so to speak, for Tf's to have sex. I think it makes sense -
Metal equine Blaze – Ah, song choice is for you to decide ;) Don't have to be the one I shove in the fic.
Shade- S.E.C of Nothing – Lol! Glad you are enjoying my silly ficcie! Sorry for the wait on it.
Gamegirl28 – Well, the first thing I have to work out is what to do the C-con story about … hmm, a possible project for the future. But if you want really good C-con fics, check out Wayward's stuff. She's a genius!
Lady Tauntaun – Well, unless I get some more Ideas it will be over soon … ehe, but glad you likes it!
CodeRed 73 – Yus, yus I agree Shocky is a dangerous Shocky :P
Elvenbane - I wasn't aware of a female Screamy until I got on the net giggles
Cobalt Cat – Ehe! Glad you like my silly story!
Torika-Blayde – You read ALL of my stories?! O.O Wow! I didn't think anyone would like me THAT much! O.O
Cobalt - Snickers Another disturbed reader … ehe!
Jaylyn – GAH! Thanks for pointing that out! Man I'm an idiot … Eh. Thanks for the review -
Vega Sailor – AAH! is glomped - Yeah I joined the Cell, but I don't like it too much, unfortunately … I prefer the message board I put up in Chapter 5. 'Tis my home! -
Pyro Shocker – Totally agree with you! They make me hot -
Anyways, keep those ideas coming and the more silliness you get!
Laters
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