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A/N: Have you always noticed in fics, where Malfoy just, like walks, in a room, and Hermione hits him? Just wondering...

Itz waz a happi day at Hogwurts Scuol of Witchcraft and Wisadry, and Harrie Pottur was havun lunch with hiz bestest friendz in the whole wurld. Ron Wezley and Hermioni Granga, when Malfoi walked inot the great Hall, doing abzoulutely notin, Hernioni stud up and shouted, ''I've had enuff of yo wize craks!'' and punched him on da noze.

''I will getz you for thiz Granga!'' he cried.

He pullad hiz wands out and shouted ''Akio buk!''

Hermioniz buk slid out of hur grazp.

''Malfoi, you iz stupid and rich, I've had enouff of my hair!'' she cryed, fur no reson. She pulled out hur wand and shouted, '' Hur straighun!''

Hur frizzy hair waz nuw straight.

Malfoi pulled out his wand and waz about to yel a spel when a voice said,

''Putz your wand away!''

A gurl with blonde hair and blue yes came intu da ruum.

Harri, whu waz watching, decided she luked like:

Harry's twin, Snapes daughter, McGonagalls niece, Dumbledores great-great-great-great niece, Grifindoorz decendant, Slitherings decendant, Huflepoffs decendant, and Ruvencluws decendant. Sybill Trelawneys cousin, Voldemorts great-niece, Flitwicks half-sister, Hagrids second-cousin, Moodys right-hand Auror, Remus Lupins best friend, and Hermione's cousin.

''Hey!'' she shouted.

''I am Harry's twin, Snapes daughter, McGonagalls niece, Dumbledores great-great-great-great niece, Grifindoorz decendant, Slitherings decendant, Huflepoffs decendant, and Ruvencluws decendant. Sybill Trelawneys cousin, Voldemorts great-niece, Flitwicks half-sister, Hagrids second-cousin, Moodys right-hand Auror, Remus Lupins best friend, and Hermione's cousin.''

Harri nodded wizely.

''Butz I also luv Drako Malfoi!''

Voldemort came intu da ruum,

''Hey, great- niece!'' he cried.

''Hey uncle!'' she cried sadley.

Marii-Su waz not happy.

But....

''I giv up!'' screemed Voldymurt.

And dey ull lived happly afta.

Awww!