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Summary: Hermione knows more than any other student at Hogwarts the only thing she doesn't know is how to kiss. Draco is willing to teach her...but for what price? And how far will he go in his lessons?
This chapter is more of a 'don't worry im still writing this fic' chapter!
Some *quotes for my lovely readers. If you can guess what these quotes are from I'll erm...update within a week! (or two)
* 'I love goooooold'
* 'She's even got man boobs!'
*'Switch on the engine pass it on –
Switch on the engine pass it on –
Bitch on the pension suck my dong –
What?
Oh, switch on the engine'
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"Ok lesson one. Kissing"
I nodded at this and could feel my insides twist in a way that im not even sure possible.
Ohmygod! What If I do rubbish? I've never kissed before!
"Err oh O.K."
Draco moved closer to me. Oh god. Oh god oh what do I do? What do I do?
"Granger. You look like you've got a barge pole shoved up your ass"
I stared at Malfoy angrily "What?" I asked sharply
"Just...relax, your kissing me not weasel or pothead"
"Just relax? Im learning how to kiss from a stuck up dick weed, who thinks he is sexier than me! And you tell me too relax? You know what I knew coming to you was a bad Idea! I should have-" I stopped my blabbing when I felt warm lips press against mine.
This isn't so bad! Actually its...bloody great! I remembered that when couples kissed, even though we aren't a couple. Ok whenever anyone kisses they close their eyes. I slowly closed my eyes.
Soft, warm, gentle wait! I opened my eyes "hey! What's with the stopping?" I pulled myself back after almost falling on Draco. Not like that would be a bad thing....
He is a good kisser! His lips taste like...i Licked my lips and then smiled, tastes like fresh peppermint!
"Granger you didn't kiss me"
"Yes i did"
I did right? I distinctly remember my lips against his! That is kissing isn't it? The touching of lips?
Right? .... Im such a stupid, stupid, sexy idiot...
"No I kissed you and you just sat there" he gave an aggravated sigh "You have to kiss back Granger or people will think your some kind of frigid mudblood" he grinned at me "Oh wait you are"
"Kiss my ass"
"Gladly"
"Your kind of kinky!" I exclaimed. Damn fine too. Kinky and fine! Glad he's my teacher!
"Yeah well they don't call me the god of sex for nothing" he smirked as if it were obvious.
He's a little too full of himself. Sex god? Yeah ok and Im ugly! I laughed. Me ugly that's funny!
I decided to have some fun with him.
"I know I here the boys call you that all the time. Then again I could give you a whole list of names the boys love to call you" I smiled seeing his eyes widen. If he throws up on me I swear I'll beat the hell out of him! "Ok, there's sugar plum, hot lips, cute ass, lord of the di..."
"Granger!"
Not so full of ourselves now are we Mr. I have god damn sexy lips! Sexy eyes. Sexy hair. Sexy bod. He's just sexy!
"What?" I asked sweetly "I was only informing you of what..."
"Stop! I don't want to know. Do you want me to teach you or not?"
"Fine" I sighed. Just ruin my fun why don't you?
"Right. Looks like were going have to start off with the basic of basics." He shook his head "I didn't think you were this bad at the whole thing" I went to say something but he went on "When I kiss you do what I do ok? Move-your-lips-with-mine" he explained it to me like I was sort of four year old! "Is-that-too-much-for-you-to-handle?"
Im going to hurt him so bad! "Your so gay" I stated "Your so gay it isn't funny!"
"Whatever. Come on"
"No" I crossed my arms across my chest and turned my head from him.
"Granger"
"No!" I said much more stubbornly this time. If he's going to treat my like a child then I'll act like one!
Malfoy turned my head, forcefully might I add! Up ward and placed his lips against mine.
Ok what did he say? Something about moving my lips? I started to follow his example and move my lips with his. Hey this is even better! Wait...is that his tongue?!
Why is his tongue hitting mine? Oh that's it! If you want tongue wars then you've got it!
I pushed myself up onto my knees and draped my arms over his shoulders; I then thrust my tongue into his mouth. Mmmmmm pepper mint! I moved my tongue around his in attempt to pin it or something along those lines! He must've liked it because I could feel him smile against my lips.
I pulled back in order to catch my breath. These tongue wars really tire you out!
"That was...better. Your a natural"
I grinned. Oh yeah im good!
"What next professor?" I asked licking my lips. I still had my arms draped over his shoulders, with my body right up against his. Wait, why is he spinning around like that?
"Granger are you ok?"
Who said that? A wave of complete dizziness came over me and I collapsed to the floor unable to stay up – right.
Draco P.O.V
I watched as Granger slipped away from me and fell back to the floor. Oook is she expecting me to jump on her? She's only just learnt how to kiss! Pissing hell is she raunchy! Oh...hold on...she's collapsed. I knew that.
I watched her for a little while and then began to examine my nails. Is she going to regain consciousness any time soon? Im getting a little bored. After another minute of sitting around I realised that Granger probably needed some help so I decided to check her out. "Granger" I leaned over her "Granger" I sang whilst poking her left cheek, she twitched a little. It's alive!!!! I poked her again in the cheek and then in the eye for the sake of it.
Granger shot up so fast that I didn't have time to move; I fell back to the floor whilst rubbing my head. Fuckin hell! How hard is her head? What is it loaded with bricks? Bloody hell! Talk about nuttin' someone.
"Ow" I heard her moan from the side of me. Ow? Ow? She literally bull dozes my poor delicate head with that boulder she must call a head and she says 'Ow'?
I continued to rub at my head before I heard a shrill shriek. Shit Parkinson's here! I shot up, bolted forward tripped on what im positively sure were legs and fell to the floor. OH god she's going to get me!
"Malfoy, get off of me!"
Wait. That's not Pansy. I rolled onto my back and slowly sat up, to see Granger staring at me with somewhat of a confused slash angered face.
"Malfoy!" she shouted again
"Granger! Shut up! You sound like a bloody fog horn!" I almost shouted at her before returning to my poor delicate head.
"Oh Merlin. I can't believe I did that"
I heard Granger whine and turned to look at her "Did what? Nut me in the head? I know im appalled to say the least."
She stared at me for at least a minute before turning her attention back to herself. Something isn't right. For one, she isn't paying attention to me. Two she's looking at herself as if it isn't her own body and three... she isn't paying attention to me!
"I – I- IM going to kill Fred and George! Oh they are so unbelievably dead! Im going to-"
Granger had gotten half way through her sentence before she looked like she'd been smoking magic mushrooms and passed out again. Riiiiight, Oook. What is going on? Why does she keep passing out? I wonder if she's all right. I glanced at her and shrugged. She looks fine to me. Err is that...drool coming out of her mouth?
I crawled over to her and peered at the clear glistening at the side of her mouth. Ha! It is! The know-it-all- turned extremely- hott Gryffindor is drooling! I snickered and immediately stopped when I fell back to the floor rubbing my head yet again.
For the love of!
Why the hell is her head so damn hard?????? And why do I have two hands? I stared at my right hand before me and then shook my head in hopes that my vision would clear. This however didn't work and my world became a blanket of darkness soon entering into dreams of Granger dressed in more than sexy, unbelievably hott boxers. (Obviously mine) and myself 'Baking' some tasty cookies. Mmmmmm Granger cookies.
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Ta - daa! Soz for not updating! I kinda got writers block! But im back on a roll! Rolin, rollin, rollin! Hehe
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