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Summary: Hermione knows more than any other student at Hogwarts the only thing she doesn't know is how to kiss. Draco is willing to teach her...but for what price? And how far will he go in his lessons?

Thanx to all the reviewers from my last chapter.

I'm really sorry that I haven't up dated in months but I got really stuck and didn't know what to write as you'll probably see from this chapter, just kidding. I promise that it will never take that long for me to up date again and I'll start working on the next chapter right now.

This really isn't as funny as the others but I promise it will get funnier.

Chapter 6 – Hermione's insanity?

I watched as Hermione fell through the air, falling, falling, falling my eyes were drawn to Harry who was flying towards her falling form in order to catch her. Why the hell does that pothead have to be the super hero every time?

Suddenly a light bulb popped over my head. Aha! I smirked and turned by broomstick towards Hermione and zoomed down to her, Potter who had obviously saw me coming quickened his speed and so did I.

"Think you'll catch her Potter?" I shouted to him

"What the hell do you think your doing Malfoy?" Harry called out; he turned to the right and jammed into me like some sort of nut head. Is he crazy?

"Potter are you mad?"

"Albus help her" came the worried voice of Professor McGonagall. Dumbledore rose from his seat and held his out before him as he called out a spell to stop Hermione's limp body.

'Ugh my head, it's killing me'

"Ron I think she's awake, look she's moving." 'Oh not so loud Ron, can't he keep still for one minute.'

"Hermione, HERMIONE" Ron screamed down her ear. ' Bloody hell what's he doing, is he mad.'

"I'm up Ron, I'm up." Ron looked at me a shocked expression.

"Harry, Harry, she called me Ron, Harry she's back to normal she's not a bitch anymore." Ron had a gleeful expression on his face.

"Hey, I resent that." 'Realization hit me, Ron still thought I hated him.'

"OH RON IM REALLY SORRY, I never meant to do what I did I just couldn't stop myself."

Normal P.O.V

"It's ok Hermione, I forgive you." Ron moved closer and wrapped his arms around Hermione as she returned the gesture. Hermione suddenly went limp and her eyes rolled back into her head. Harry and Ron looked on worriedly.

"Hermione are you okay? Harry look its Hermione, quick call Madame Pomphry." Ron shouted whilst shaking her limp form. Harry quickly looked towards Hermione, letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding.

"No look she's coming around." Harry stepped around to the other side of the bed.

Hermione blinked and gave a little shudder. "Ugh Weasley get off me" she pushed him away.

"What do you mean Hermione?" Ron sounding shocked and confused stumbled backwards.

"Hasn't the sweet worn off Harry" he looked at Harry nervously while backing away from the hostile Hermione. Harry looked puzzled.

"What? Oh I don't know." Just that moment Fred and George popped up.

"Were did you two come from." Ron's face was slowly getting redder.

"Oh we have our ways," replied George.

"Bu but i..." Ron stuttered before going into a silent fury.

"Be quite." George lifted a hand to silence Ron.

"Little brother." Fred finished off his twin's sentence.

"We're here to tell you a slight problem that we encountered with the sweet." Fred put on an innocent face as Ron and Harry glared at him, while Hermione just sat there playing with her bed sheets.

"What have you two done now?" Ron snapped.

"Oh shut up red, I like being this way" Hermione smiled "I feel... hott" she smiled running a hand through her hair "And dead sexy..." she brought up her brown eyes to look at Harry who smiled nervously "Don't you think Harry?"

"Err..."

"Of course you do" Hermione interrupted whilst running her fingers along her smooth and pale skin "I mean who doesn't?" she laughed and shook her head

"Anyway" Fred dragged on

"As we were saying, there appear to be..." George trailed off

"Side effects" Fred finished

"Not to worry" George started

"Were sure she'll be back to normal in no time" Fred grinned cheekily

"Just a year or two" George's smile matched his brothers perfectly

"A what!" both Ron and Harry snapped simultaneously

"Were kidding" Fred rolled his eyes

"Geez keep your knickers on," George said

"She'll be back to normal within a month or two" Fred informed

"We think" George added

"You think?" Harry asked accusingly.

"This is the first time we've used this sweet," Fred explained

"Its not our fault!" George exclaimed

"No its not their fault" Hermione chirped in whilst still admiring her skin "Merlin if its anyone's fault its yours Weasley"

"What?" Ron asked "My fault?"

"Yes! You are the one who kept locked up in that shell of bushy hair and big horrible teeth! You-you evil little red headed nob slap!"

"Nob slap?"

"Oh get out!" she snapped grabbing her pillow and launching it at the side of Ron's head. Ron stumbled from the blow and looked at Hermione like she had gone crazy

"Ron mate I think it's best if we go"

"No Harry! I want to talk with you" she pouted and gave him the puppy dog eyes "Come on Im Ill!"

"Alright, Ron I'll be out in a minute"

Ron nodded and tried his best not to glare at Hermione before following George and Fred out of the room.

"Come on Harry take a seat." She padded her hand at a space.

"Err ok," Harry sat down in the space Hermione had padded "you know Hermione it wasn't Ron's fault."

"What!" she hissed, as though going against her would mean death. Harry went from nervous to a little frightened.

"Err im sor..."

"Im only joking Harry," she laughed while punching him in the arm, Harry winced and toppled over onto the floor "oh shit! Im sorry Harry, I never meant to" Hermione watched as Harry stood up. He pushed his glasses back up his nose whilst rubbing the arm Hermione had banged with her fist. Not intentionally of course.

"Its alright" he mumbled

"That's good" Hermione smiled at him.

"Oh I brought your diary just in case you wanted it, I know how much it means to you." Harry gave her a small smile whilst taking her diary out of his robes and handing it to her.

"Oh thanks," Hermione chucked her diary down onto the bedside table.

"So." She started "what happened at the Quidditch match?"

"Well I don't really know. You just sort of went funny and fell off your broom..."

"Did I look good?" Hermione interrupted

"What?"

"When I fell did I look good? Y'know hott?"

"Not really. I mean I don't know I guess..." Harry replied slowly before going on "I was gonna try and catch you but Malfoy got in my way." Harry scowled as he said Malfoy's name.

"He did?" Hermione perked up immediately. A giggle passed her lips and she leaned closer to Harry "so do you think he likes me?"

"Likes you?" Harry stared Hermione as if she had gone mad. "He's our worst enemy. Excluding Voldermort." Harry exclaimed, "You don't like him do you?"

"Yes! Bloody hell Harry haven't you been using your eyes?" Hermione rolled her eyes "Malfoy is a sex god!" Harry gaped at Hermione, the very thought of Malfoy being some kind of sex god wanting him to break up into a fit of laughter.

"His muscles, his eyes, his hair, his arse oh!" Hermione bit her lower lip "I'd love to get my hands on that arse!"

"Well..." he started extremely slowly, his mind desperately trying to register all the things Hermione had just said about Malfoy. "...Your not yourself are you Hermione I understand." He muttered under his breath and got up off the bed.

"What was that Harry?"

"Oh nothing, nothing I'll be going now, cya Hermione."

"K, bye Harry." Hermione plastered a huge smile on her face as Harry turned around.

"Ah!" Harry's eyes widened ever so slightly and he spun round, "Hermione what are you doing?"

"What? I didn't do anything." She looked at him with wide innocent eyes, a small smirk playing with her lips.

"You just grabbed my arse!" he exclaimed

"Yes well I got a little excited over Malfoy's fine piece of..." she coughed "Oh don't look so surprised Harry, your hott, your fine, your everything I would want If Malfoy wasn't around" Harry's face turned a deep shade of red and his mouth fell a mile down. Hermione smiled and winked at him.

"Cya later Harry."

Harry walked towards the door, "I can't wait till she's back to normal again," He walked out towards Ron.

"You alright mate, you look a little red." Ron looked towards his friend.

"What?" Harry asked a little dazed, he shook his head "Yeah, yeah im fine."

"Right, well come on." Ron said starting down the corridor with Harry. "God im sick of Hermione she's such a cow now."

"You know it's not her fault, it's that sweet, quite a good invention if you ask me."

Ron exploded, "Harry are you kidding! Hermione has turned into some sort of-of a nasty... little slag."

"Mr Weasley, I will not have that language spoken inside this castle 25 points from Gryffindor." Professor Snape sneered and upon seeing Harry started to fiddle with something in his robes. "What are you waiting for get moving I haven't got all day!" he snapped his face going red at the strange looks Harry and Ron were both sending him.

"25 points and were the hell did he come from!" Ron gasped, "why that big nosed, greasy gi...."

"DETENTION MR WEASLEY, my room 6 o'clock tomorrow, don't be late," with one last glare, Snape walked off scowling about rude little teenager's and the Weasley's.

"Sorry mate." Harry patted Ron on the back.

Hermione was just about to fall asleep when she heard someone came through the door.

Draco walked down to the hospital wing after knowing that Pothead had just left with his forever sidekick Weasel.

"Hey Granger."

"Malfoy!" she squealed clambering off of the bed and running upto him, she jumped up at him wrapping her legs around his waist and resting her arms over his shoulders. "I was just talking about you" she smiled planting hungry kisses along his neck.

"Calm down" Draco said

"I want my next lesson professor" she grinned

"Well your going to have to wait for that, I doubt Madam Pomfrey will let you go until you've at least stayed a night, you know how she is." Draco threw Hermione carelessly onto the bed.

"So how are you feeling?" Draco looked at Hermione, whilst sitting on the side of the bed.

"Im feeling fine, it's not like I got hurt or anything" she sighed "So do I get my next lesson or not?"

"Later"

"Fine" she huffed and lied down on her bed. "What is it?"

"Why are you behaving like this?" Draco asked with a suspicious look on his face.

"Like..." she paused feeling her head get light and then shook her head "...what?"

"The Mudblood I know doesn't act like-"

"A naughty little girl?" she spat out angrily.

"Something along those lines" he smirked.

"Then let me ask you something ferret," she snapped pulling herself up into a sitting position "Why have you taken an interest in me all of a sudden?" she straddled him and snatched his hair in her hand "Why have you Draco Malfoy taken an interest in me the mudblood Gryffindor?"

Draco grabbed her hand and forcefully pulled her arm away "That my little mudblood is none of your concern" he grinned his curious gaze resting on her oval face. 'What is going on with her? She's like a whole new person' Hermione narrowed her eyes and lifted her arm back to hit him in the face. Draco easily caught it and pulled both of her hands so that they were behind her back leaving the pair of them in a position Madam Pomfrey should not see.

"Get your hands off of me!" she snapped and started to wriggle her arms about in order to loosen his grip. "Let go or else I'll-"

"Or else you'll what?" he mused "mudblood" he teased his smirk growing seeing the anger in her eyes flare, this was the Hermione Granger he knew. Freeing one of her hands Hermione went to strike him across the face but found her hand yet again in Malfoy's clutches "Argh you bastard!" she cried in frustration when he pinned her to the hospital bed

"What's the matter mudblood?" he smirked "Too weak to fight against me?" Hermione growled and shoved her body weight forward sending the pair of them off of the bed and crashing to her floor. Draco barely winced when his back met with the concrete floor. Hermione smirked down at him triumphantly. "You were saying?"

Draco narrowed his eyes and rolled her over so that he was on top, he watched Hermione go a little cross-eyed and shake her head. She fluttered her eyes and then the angry flare Draco had been trying to get Hermione to show for the past five minutes had gone. He narrowed his eyes suspiciously and climbed off of her.

Hermione stood and looked up at him "What's the matter has the little boy had enough?" she smirked and forcefully shoved him backward so that he landed on the bed "Too bad because this little girl has only just started!"

"Granger what the-"

Hermione climbed on top of him and glared down "I know why you've taken a sudden interest in me Malfoy" she hissed, "So how much is it?"

"How much is what?"

"The bet you have going on!" She snapped angrily "I do happen to be the smartest witch in our year ferret"

Draco smirked and grabbed both her arms and pushed himself up into a sitting position so that they were left in the position they were in to begin with.

"MR MALFOY unhand her this instant." Draco turned and glared at the Hogwarts nurse before slowly pushing Hermione off him.

"Whatever," he stood and stormed out of the hospital wing.

Hermione slouched down on her bed. "Are you alright dear? He didn't hurt you did he?"

Hermione once again went funny and lightheaded before returning to normal.

"No Madame Pomfrey, im fine he's just a stupid Malferret" Hermione sighed, "Im fine really"

"Oh ok dear just call me if you need me, you'll have to stay the night though." Hermione groaned.

"But Madame Pomfrey im feeling fine real.."

"Now no arguing you're staying and that's that." Madame Pomfrey walked back to her office and quietly closed the door.

Hermione's P.O.V

Ugh I can't take this anymore, why did I take that stupid sweet? I swear, once I get a second alone with Fred and George they're dead! They've turned me into a bloody Schizophrenic!

I looked to the side of my bed and saw my diary. 'Great! Something about writing in my diary makes sorting my feelings out easier'.

I had only made a few entries as I only got it this late this summer.

3rd September

I can't take this anymore my thoughts are all screwed up. There are my thoughts and then there's the thoughts of my other half you know the bitchy personality she likes to be called Mia. And what is she playing at having me snogging ferret face, I don't want to learn how to kiss especially from him. So what if he has soft sexy lips and a hot bod, ugh she's even corrupting my thoughts. Hermione's quill froze in mid air as she pondered on her thoughts before writing furiously once again. Oh wait what about Ron I bet he hates me now and all because of her or should I say Fred and George. I knew there was something going on when they offered me that sweet, but no i had to take it. Its just weird when she takes over I can't do anything to stop her. I can only watch helplessly. It's weird because my personality mixes with hers and I can feel her there. She kind of gives me more confidence in a way but I just want my mind and thoughts to be mine. To be able to be in control of my body and its actions. At least my hair looks nice, wait when did I care about my hair I like it bushy don't I. Ugh I just don't know anymore. I need to talk to Dumbledore.

At that my quill dropped to the side of my diary as it slowly closed and sealed itself until the next time I wanted to use it.

"Madame Pomfrey, MADAME POMFREY!" ugh my throat.

"Yes dear is everything alright." She had this alarmed worried look on her face.

"Yeah everything's fine, I would just like to talk to Professor Dumbledore, could I go up to his office." I started to get out of bed.

"No, no, no, no, dear, ill fetch him for you it won't take long, now don't go getting out of bed now." She replied as she applied pressure on my shoulder and gently pushed me down.

"There'll be no need Poppy I'm right here." Dumbledore came striding into the room whilst twiddling with his extremely long beard.

"Oh Dumbledore I didn't hear you come in."

Right well Im going to leave it there for now as I think I have wrote enough. I hope you liked it and please review.