Hee hee... next story...
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, Sesshomaru, a cell phone, a car, or a large-screen TV, but I wish I did, so there.
Sesshomaru's Mirror
Director: we're about to start, so can somebody get Sesshomaru?
InuYasha: no way!
Kagome: not me!
Miroku: not me!
Sango: not me!
Shippou: no way!
Director: okay, everybody put a foot in the middle. ::recites Inky-Pinky-Ponky pointing to everyone and then lands on Miroku::
InuYasha: HA! HA! YOU'RE IT!
Miroku: ::sighs:: defeated by the dead donkey ::walks to Fluffy's trailer and bangs on door with staff::
Sesshomaru: come in
Miroku: it's time for your scene
Sesshomaru: which one?
Miroku: ::knowing Fluffy's stubbornness:: the one where you defeat InuYasha ::watches Fluffy speed out the door:: not really ::walks to vanity set and looks down:: oooh... that's a nice beauty mirror, maybe I'll...:: reaches down:: ... Take It! ::snatches it up quickly::
...Later...
Sesshomaru: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
::everyone comes rushing into trailer::
Kagome: what is it, Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: ::eyes glow red:: MY VANITY MIRROR... IT'S GONE!! ::expecting ominous background music::
Everyone: ::laughs::
InuYasha: YOU have a VANITY MIRROR?? HA! HA!
...Even Later...
Miroku: ::gets all detective-like and has everyone lined up side-by-side and gets behind them:: okay, here are the people who could have done it... ::names all the guys and touches their shoulders as he goes:: ...and then there's Sango, Lady Kagome and Miss Director. ::makes sure to touch their "lower" backs as he goes::
::SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!::
Miroku: oww... ::rubs cheek::
Sesshomaru: but there's one other person who could have done it...
Miroku: and who is that?
Sesshomaru: ...you.
Adoring fangirls whom you should've met in the last chapter: BUM BUM BUM!!!
Miroku: b-but I d-didn't d-do it!
Sesshomaru: then why is my mirror in your hand?
Miroku: oh... that... heh, heh...
The End
