Hee hee... next story...


Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, Sesshomaru, a cell phone, a car, or a large-screen TV, but I wish I did, so there.


Sesshomaru's Mirror

Director: we're about to start, so can somebody get Sesshomaru?

InuYasha: no way!

Kagome: not me!

Miroku: not me!

Sango: not me!

Shippou: no way!

Director: okay, everybody put a foot in the middle. ::recites Inky-Pinky-Ponky pointing to everyone and then lands on Miroku::

InuYasha: HA! HA! YOU'RE IT!

Miroku: ::sighs:: defeated by the dead donkey ::walks to Fluffy's trailer and bangs on door with staff::

Sesshomaru: come in

Miroku: it's time for your scene

Sesshomaru: which one?

Miroku: ::knowing Fluffy's stubbornness:: the one where you defeat InuYasha ::watches Fluffy speed out the door:: not really ::walks to vanity set and looks down:: oooh... that's a nice beauty mirror, maybe I'll...:: reaches down:: ... Take It! ::snatches it up quickly::

...Later...

Sesshomaru: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

::everyone comes rushing into trailer::

Kagome: what is it, Sesshomaru?

Sesshomaru: ::eyes glow red:: MY VANITY MIRROR... IT'S GONE!! ::expecting ominous background music::

Everyone: ::laughs::

InuYasha: YOU have a VANITY MIRROR?? HA! HA!

...Even Later...

Miroku: ::gets all detective-like and has everyone lined up side-by-side and gets behind them:: okay, here are the people who could have done it... ::names all the guys and touches their shoulders as he goes:: ...and then there's Sango, Lady Kagome and Miss Director. ::makes sure to touch their "lower" backs as he goes::

::SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!::

Miroku: oww... ::rubs cheek::

Sesshomaru: but there's one other person who could have done it...

Miroku: and who is that?

Sesshomaru: ...you.

Adoring fangirls whom you should've met in the last chapter: BUM BUM BUM!!!

Miroku: b-but I d-didn't d-do it!

Sesshomaru: then why is my mirror in your hand?

Miroku: oh... that... heh, heh...

The End