Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, or any of the characters, but, as much as I hate to say it, I own this fic. MY FRIEND MADE ME WRITE IT!! Sorry, voices... but it is true....


Naraku: where's Kanna? She's supposed to be sucking out Kagome's soul by now!

Kagura: Look! There!

Kanna: ::appears from out of nowhere:: your... soul... ::starts sucking in Kanna's soul::

Kagome: ::lies on the ground::

Director: ::pokes at Kagome:: hey... scene's over... you can sit up now...

Shippou: so you really sucked out her soul?

Kanna: that was... fun. ::turns to Kagura:: Your... turn! ::sucks in Kagura's soul:: WHEEE! ::maniacal laugh::

Everyone: ::lifeless::

Naraku: ::not lifeless:: Kanna! Return those souls at once! ::mutters:: or I can never star in those wonderful scenes where I finally defeat InuYasha...

Kanna: but you don't defeat... InuYasha...

Naraku: ::grabs Kanna by the neck and...(::fish girl 93's hand shaking as she writes the following two words::) k-k-kisses-s-s h-her::

Kanna: ::drops mirror and it breaks::

Everyone: ::wakes up and watches Naraku and Kanna make out with much confusion::

Fish girl 93: NO! WAIT! YOU CANT HAVE MY NAKUN!!

Kagura: wait! What does this make me? Am I a mom? A stepsister? I'M CONFUSED!!!

The End


Phew! It's over! ::kidding!:: ...but it really is, anyway....