Gohan was pissed. The fact that an annoying pigeon was hooting away and pecking at his head wasn't exactly helping; so he grabbed a long stick, and whacked the pigeon so hard that the irritating bird blew up into a million little pieces.
"Erm... whoops" Gohan said a little shocked, he knew he was strong but that was just unbelievable, although he enjoyed watching the stupid pigeon disintegrate before his eyes.
Icarus waddled over to the remains of the pigeon and began to merrily lick up the pieces of bird meat.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" Gohan exclaimed.
Icarus gave him a strange look and tried to claw Gohan's eyes out but Gohan whacked him over the head with a novelty sized hammer.
"Oi! You! You with the novelty sized hammer!" screamed an annoyingly shrill voice.
"WHHHHAT?!" yelled Gohan, slamming it into the ground. "Go-han MAAAAAAD!!"
"You do realize DADDY that that is animal cruelty!"
"What the..?! Who the fuck are you?! I'm too young to be your dad! I ain't got no kid! I don't want any kids; they stink like shit and cabbage!"
"Oh Daddy! Don't you recognize me! I'm your daughter Pan!" Pan screamed, tears starting to shoot out of her eyes.
"I don't know what kind of sick joke this is but you're really annoying me kid!" Gohan yelled, charging up to a super saiyan.
"But daddy-"
"Stop calling me that you cabbage patch kid!" Gohan yelled angrily.
He then proceeded to grab his dear future daughter around the neck, zoom to his house and cram her inside the oven.
"Dammit, how do you work this thing" questioned Gohan kicking the oven door in giving Pan even more brain damage then usual.
"Oh well, better get to school; have a nice time midget"
"Oh, my Gohan's such a good boy." Chi-chi said, humming to herself.
"MMMPH! MMMMMPH!" Pan's mumbled screams could be heard just faintly.
"Huh? What's that?" Chi-chi asked herself, wondering over to the oven.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!"
Chi-chi gave the oven a suspicious glance and grabbed a frying pan of doom. Quickly opening it up-not knowing what to expect- she found that a little girl about thirteen or so fell on top of her.
"What the heck?" Chi-chi said, pushing the girl off of her. "Who are you?"
"Grandma finally! I've been locked in there for ages!" Pan yelled, putting her hands on her hips.
"Who are you? How dare you call me Grandma! Ugh! Look at your horrid clothes! And your ugly too! Why couldn't a pretty girl come falling out of my oven?" Chi-chi sighed, placing her frying pan of doom on the table.
"Uh-oh..." Pan said worried, her hand was beginning to become transparent. No, her whole body was becoming transparent.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chi-chi screamed covering her eyes "A GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!"
"Erm, Chi-chi?" a different little girl's voice squeaked.
Chi-chi peered through the gaps in her fingers. "Ooooh! Your so purdy!"
Standing in front of her was a girl, the same age as Pan, only instead this girl had lovely soft pink hair and striking ruby red eyes. Her outfit was quite stylish too!
"Uhh... wait. Where's that scruffy girl go?" said Chi-chi perplexed; before fainting and hitting the ground like a bullet.
The girl just shrugged and began raiding the fridge.
Hi. This story was written by Clonesisterz aka Nightwishsama and Byproduct of evil.
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