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Chapter 3. The magical yellow car and bashing people up.
Then they all pile into the yellow smart car and Percy is being attacked bye all the weasleys cos no one likes him cos hes a retarded neek. Then they go 2 platform 9 3/4 and percy is bein a idiot as usuall then Harry and Ron bang into the wall and can't get through, then Harry realizes that they can't get through so they go (Ron dragging his plastic carrier bags and cardbord box, Harry carrying his pure gold trunk) and fly the magical yellow car to Hogwarts and bash into the romping willow. It starts bashing them around and shrieks, YELLOW CAR, YELLOW CAR. after a very violent game of yellow car, the yellow car runs off to new york, where it reaches its American dream of being a cute lil minicab and Ron and Harry are left abandoned with dedpig, scrabbles (Rons retarded rejected and loserish pet rat) and there stuff, they trapced into Hogwarts, Ron looking like a rejected bag lady. rons plastic wand from toys r us broke in half and then they get told by snape. and Harry says, "why you gots to be trippin' dawg? we didn't take no flying car du! and buy sum head and shoulders grease ball hic" collapses, drunk on ten dr peppers.
In the hall Colin creevy the retarded 1st year stalks Harry for some random reason "Harry, Harry can u spit on mi shoes? Can I kiss your table? Please please please?" This makes harrys head grow even bigger and he wants to have all the lines to himself so to get Creevey outta the film he goes:
"creevy ur a gay little pervert, go and phone snapes hotline if u need help over coming ur obsessive compulsivity, its 1-800-ineedhelpandimREALLYdesparate"
That evening Fred and George throw a very loud party and every one gets drunk. The next morning, they find Prof Mc Gonagall in Seamus Finnigans bed and Neville is rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet going "there is no blue evil squirrel, there is no blue evil squirrel".
A/N: Hoped you liked that! R and R....hey Malfoy, how do you do Imperio again?
