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Chapter 5. Detentions and Fifi Cent in the W house
Ron is polishing the award of someone who sounds like he might have been hermione in a past life while Harry is tortured by lockhart, and made to do a dance to a song from Grease, the song that goes, "We go together, like lalalalalala bippity boop she boop made for each other like shama lama lalalala bittity hoop de hoop CHO chang, changetty chang de chang, thats the way it should be... wahoooo yeah!" and Harry falls over at the thought of Cho Chang! He has a mini random brain freeze and gets abit high then starts singing hit me choc hang one more time at the top of his voice and lockhart watches with a pitying expression and cries him a river.
"Getting a bit high Harry, and no wonder, look at the time, weve been here over 4 hours, doen't time fly when your jumpin around like a raving lunatic and singing about your teenage crush when you have absolutely no chance with her whatsoever!?" Harry skipped down the corridor gleefully, still thinking of Cho Chang but was disturbed when he heard a voice that isnt girly like lockharts but is still girly to the tune of fifi cents In the club in portuguese. "Vá Harry, seu meu deathday, eram gonna é misrable, cias seu meu deathday, eram cias de sopa de larva de inseto de bebida de gonna seu meu deathday, e você sabem que nós vestiu dá um represado que seu meu deathday!" And nearly headless nick glides along wearing nothing but transparent bling.
"There you are Harry, we have been looking everywhere for you" Cried a bushy haried dudette who goes bye the name of Hermione but Harry preffered to call her "bushelhead" "Yeah, everywhere," said Ron, who minutes before had been trying to look down Hermione's front, and then having the nerve to say he was looking for Harry.
"Oi bushelhead you hear that ryddum? That one by fifi cents"
No Harry i think the closed office must have affected the oxygen to your brain, said Dr Hermione Granger B.M.K.A. (Bloody Medical Know-it All).
But the trio where stopped dead in their tracks bye the over mingin sight of..............dun dun duuuun
Audience : "Aagh....?".........................
A/N: EEK! A cliffhanger! Cliffhangers are fun! Read on or suffer my wrath! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
