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Chapter 6. Enemies of the Ghetto Beware and dean Thomas is very buff indeed!

..................This big fat ugly retarded donkey who belonged to Filch the crusty old caretaker who banned everything, she was hanging by her udder on the wall outside a out of order bog. Oh yeah and there was a puddle of pee on the floor and Hermione tripped over, grabbing onto Ronalds pants to show his to-small maroon boxers to the gathering slytherins cluttering the coridoors! and then filch hops out of the shadows "A-ha! Caught red handed!" (if u ask me hes been watching The Practice too much) Ron in his typically stupid fashion (cos he cant afford brains) says, "but our hands are pink!" hermione then promptly suggests that he pleads insanity. On the wall, written in coffee read "the chamber of do-rags has been opened, enemies of the Ghettos, beware" Draco wasted no time by calling out "enemies of the ghettos beware, you'll be next, neeks" and shooting a glance at Hermione, who immediately turned into Lara Croft, pulled out a machine gun out of her afro and shot draco malfoy in the bollocks. "ha ha you got served" cried Harry after legging it back to the common room. Now there is a quidditch match and they are boring to write about but cut a long story short the bludger stalks Harry and Harry practically molestes the snitch, Draco falls smack on his face and is now teethless to. Oh yeah and Harry broke his arm, Peter Andre I mean Gilderoy Lockhart made his arm go all mingin an squidgey cos he was retarded and Harry had to go to the hospital wing. Dean Thomas was being Buff as per usuall. Colid creevey was patroopertized by the evil squirrel that was haunting the school....

A/N : Personally, I can't see why everyone is going to think Draco is the Ghetto of Do-Rags. His hair is so crispy, it makes Mc Donald's fries look soggy. Oh and remember, this is the second book, when Malfoy's head still supplied most of the income of the gel-factories in Britain, and he didn't look like Aaron Carter.