Disclaimer: If we owned the Olsen clones or Hilary D, thousands of hormonal sex-mad teenage boys would be hammering down our doors every day, asking where we hid the bodies....so no, we don't own them.

Chapter 9 Harry the Hissy and Hilary the sissy (and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsens 3rd Cameo)

The next day Harry was in a sulk and he was crying because so people threw fake diamonds at Harry and began calling him the Ghetto of doo-rags. Ron (as he was a poor tramp) found this very great indeed so he could be as bling as Lil romeo. Later that day they went into the out of order bog where the donkey was murdered and met a dudette who was so blingin that she was see through and dead. Her name was Moaning Myrtle and they brewed the polyjuice potion in her home (the bog, almost as trampy as ron), now all it needed was the nostril hair of those fat guys that tag along behind Malfoy.

In the Library

Ernie Macvillian is making out with Hilary Daft in the library, (she's a total wimp, so she's be in hufflepuff anyway) and Harry comes along showing off his ceramic veneer teeth. "BEWARE! HE IS THE GHETTO OF DOO RAGS!" screams the freaky Ernie Macvillain and Hilary Daft starts singing "That joke was so yesterday yesterday" Harry turns into the incredible Sulk again and starts throwing a fit, "IM NOT THE GHETTO OF DOO RAGS! I SAVED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S FLAKY ASS FROM A BLOODY DEATH AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME? AVADA KIWAWA!" Fortunately for Ernie Mcvillain, sulky Harry is so pissed off he forgets the words, and Hilary's big fat blonde head falls off and is replaced by a massive green kiwi. Unfortunately, this doesn't stop her nicking some random guy's shirt that says "Everything's bigger in texas". (which is so untrue, because then hilary's brains and vocal chords would be bigger, and she wouldn't have her shoe size as her IQ and sing like a moldy cat.)

on the other side of the world

marykate: I think I'm going gothic

ashley: punkeh

marykate: im not gonna do my nails for three days in a row, wear at least 1 item of black and...er.....wear red lipstick!

ashley: eh.....rock on!

(Authors note) Who to piss take now?
(2nd Authors note) so many airheads, so little time!
(Authors note)When they where little(Points at mk and a), full house beat everything!