Chapter Twenty Nine - Found it!
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A/N - Hey! Here it is, the penultimate chapter of the story, nay probably the whole series! I know it's short but I'm really really really really sick of all this nonsense! If you really miss the characters, Hilarity and Trin, then feel free to check out my original fiction about them on fiction press under the same pen name,
In other news, I have just moved into my new flat and started college last Thursday.
Wish me luck! O.O
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"OH!! We're never going to find the treasure at this rate!" cried Hilarity angrily and picked another leaf for Boris to try curing his tropical disease with.
"Nyet! I am thinkingk that vun vas poison." said Boris worriedly.
"OK. Try this one." said Thomas.
"AHHHGK!!! That vun vas definitely poison!"
"Anyway, as I was saying before. We're never going to find this thing so why don't we just give up and fight it out with those Pirates...or even change our identities and escape to Earth where we can make successful careers as rock stars, stand up comedians and multi-billionaire electronics tycoons."
"FOUND IT!" Jareth shouted from some distant point in the jungle.
"Damn it! I was looking forward to becoming a tycoon again!" said Thomas disappointedly.
"Where is it?" Hilarity called back.
"In that weird Aztec Temple over there." came her reply.
"Damn it! It's always in the last place you look."
"I'm going in, Hils!"
"OK! But be careful! If this is anything like an Indiana Jones movie there's bound to be scores of traps and voodoo cults and Nazis everywhere!"
"GOT IT!"
"Oh." said Hilarity a little crestfallen "Well, that was a little anti-climatic. A bit like that last bit with you and Sarah at the end of the Labyrinth movie."
"What was wrong with it?" said Jareth defensively as he emerged from the undergrowth dragging a giant treasure chest behind him.
"Well, you know with all the other fun bits and the Bog jumping and the Goblin fighting and all those Necromantic Nectarines, you two might have put a little more effort into the end. Perhaps a little Kung Fu or an explosion at the very least."
"Hmm I see your point."
"Soooo, shall we go home now?" Thomas piped up. "It's getting late and I think we should get Boris to a hospital."
"Well don't you want to have a look at the treasure first?" said the Goblin King to the others.
"Ya know what? I really couldn't care less." said Hilarity.
"Yeah, and it's rude to go through other peoples' buried treasure anyway." said Thomas.
"Oh! The pain! It is vrackingk my insides!" came Boris's reply.
"Yeah! You're right. Let's get the hell out of here." said Jareth. And they all disappeared in a puff of blue smoke.
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A/N - Hey! Here it is, the penultimate chapter of the story, nay probably the whole series! I know it's short but I'm really really really really sick of all this nonsense! If you really miss the characters, Hilarity and Trin, then feel free to check out my original fiction about them on fiction press under the same pen name,
In other news, I have just moved into my new flat and started college last Thursday.
Wish me luck! O.O
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"OH!! We're never going to find the treasure at this rate!" cried Hilarity angrily and picked another leaf for Boris to try curing his tropical disease with.
"Nyet! I am thinkingk that vun vas poison." said Boris worriedly.
"OK. Try this one." said Thomas.
"AHHHGK!!! That vun vas definitely poison!"
"Anyway, as I was saying before. We're never going to find this thing so why don't we just give up and fight it out with those Pirates...or even change our identities and escape to Earth where we can make successful careers as rock stars, stand up comedians and multi-billionaire electronics tycoons."
"FOUND IT!" Jareth shouted from some distant point in the jungle.
"Damn it! I was looking forward to becoming a tycoon again!" said Thomas disappointedly.
"Where is it?" Hilarity called back.
"In that weird Aztec Temple over there." came her reply.
"Damn it! It's always in the last place you look."
"I'm going in, Hils!"
"OK! But be careful! If this is anything like an Indiana Jones movie there's bound to be scores of traps and voodoo cults and Nazis everywhere!"
"GOT IT!"
"Oh." said Hilarity a little crestfallen "Well, that was a little anti-climatic. A bit like that last bit with you and Sarah at the end of the Labyrinth movie."
"What was wrong with it?" said Jareth defensively as he emerged from the undergrowth dragging a giant treasure chest behind him.
"Well, you know with all the other fun bits and the Bog jumping and the Goblin fighting and all those Necromantic Nectarines, you two might have put a little more effort into the end. Perhaps a little Kung Fu or an explosion at the very least."
"Hmm I see your point."
"Soooo, shall we go home now?" Thomas piped up. "It's getting late and I think we should get Boris to a hospital."
"Well don't you want to have a look at the treasure first?" said the Goblin King to the others.
"Ya know what? I really couldn't care less." said Hilarity.
"Yeah, and it's rude to go through other peoples' buried treasure anyway." said Thomas.
"Oh! The pain! It is vrackingk my insides!" came Boris's reply.
"Yeah! You're right. Let's get the hell out of here." said Jareth. And they all disappeared in a puff of blue smoke.
