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Chapter 14: That 70's Flashback

After the serious damage that Britney Spears had inflicted on his eardrums, Harry decided to invest in a pair of earplugs. He stuck them on and began doodling on his diary with his pink pen. "My name is Harry Potter and I am the coolest, most brilliant, buffest, hottest..." he started writing when he noticed that the words were vanishing. "WTF! I was going to write my MEMOIRS!" he said aloud when in spiky purple ink appeared the words. "Hi Harry. My name is Tom Felton and I rival your buffness greatly. Do you want to know what happened in the Chamber of Secrets?" "Sod-omy that!" scribbled Harry, dotting his i's with tiny hearts, "How do you get your hair so flat?" "I will show you," said Tom Felton's spiky writing, and a tiny window opened. Harry put his eye to it, and was sucked in by an invisible vortex.

He found himself in the Great Hall with a bunch of people who had afros to rival Hermione's, flowery shirts and platform shoes. Rumblebore's hair was huge, and he was doing the funky chicken. McGonagall had long blonde hair down to her waist and wore nothing but a daisy chain. Flitwick was shorter than Jordan and he had a joint of weed in his hand. Harry took his earplugs off and could hear something that sounded suspiciously like "Love Me Do," by the Beatles.

Harry Potter had found himself in the 70's.

Then suddenly, a tall blond boy with grey eyes strode into the hall. Everyone eyed him in distaste, possibly because he had the flattest hair in the hall. "Professor. PROFESSOR!" he shrieked in a flemmy voice. Everyone stopped and stared. "Yes, Mr Felton?" said Rumblebore pleasantly, still flapping his wings, er, arms.

"I know who the ghetto of doo-rags is!" wailed Tom Felton, waving his arms around like a windmill. "I know who's been mummifying the muggleborns in doo-rags!" The hall froze and everyone stared at the cement-headed boy. "Come, I'll show you!"

Felton led them down a long winding corridor. Everywhere Harry looked, peace signs were emblazoned on the walls, big colourful flowers decorated the halls, and Peeves was wearing a bright pink silk shirt and flares. Tom stopped and strode into a huge room, in which an even huger boy in orange sat with an enormous disco coloured spider. "AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!" shrieked the congregation of people following Tom. " It was Rubeus!" shrieked nearly-naked Mc Gonagall and fainted. Then the cast of scooby doo showed up. "Aha!" said Fred, "It wasn't Hagrid!" He pulled off the mask concealing Hagrid's face. "It was....Boy George!" Daphne shook her head. "Nuh-uh! It was...Bob Dylan!" Daphne pulled off another mask and revealed Bob's dreadlocked head. Velma jumped out of the Mystery Machine. "It wasn't ! It was...Cliff Richard!" Shaggy drawled, "Nao, it wasn't him. It was HAGRID!" And Hagrid's face popped up again out of Cliff Richard's smiley face.

Harry found himself back in the dormitory with a jolt. Hermione and Tiny Ron were staring at him. "Harry! You looked like an ostrich with your head stuck in that diary! What happened?"

"It was Hagrid disguised as Hagrid disguised as Boy George disguised as Bob Dylan disguises as Cliff Richard. Hagrid disguised as Hagrid disguised as Boy George disguised as Bob Dylan disguises as Cliff Richard opened the Ghetto of Do-Rags in the seventies."

"Dooooooooooooooode!" Exclaimed Tiny Ron before he was pushed into the fire by Hermione.

A/N: Dood how random was that! Hope you liked all the cameos! And thanks to KagomeHater for reviewing, love you loads!