I feel so loved. Tears of joy! People actually read, reviewed and some even said they liked it! Can you tell I like it much when people review?

WrItErKaT322- Thank you, especially for continuing on reading after your confusion over the Prologue

Identity99- Thanx! Please continue reading!

Neeri- Yes, Artemis plays on his laptop, he's changed a lot, it's been a long time (he's more teenagerish) and now he has two parents that have been healed by elf magic, and that has some effect on him.

Jacob- Really? Hmm...oh well.

ArieiDelmonte- Thank you, but don't kid yourself. You and I both know that that is a bunch of bull. Why do you think I like to read/edit your stories, I'm trying to learn from you. Don't glare at me, I didn't need to tell you since you obviously figured it out well enough on your own. You know me better than that don't you? You know I like to have secrets. hehe. I'm glad to know you saved a bunch of money, and got some cookie dough. Everybody go read and review ArieiDelmonte's stories so she will be happy!

normal?- In answer to your first three questions read on, ironically enough I think they are all answered in this chapter. As to your last question, hmm...cuz it was a bunch of idiots and not you on the yearbook team? (if you were on the team, srry)




Chapter 2
Plans

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Back in the Bentley Artemis sat in shock. Domovoi looked over at his Principal.

"You okay?" he asked.

"Yes, I am simply a little surprised is all."

"I see."

"It's just that...well, after all I've done to the People, and if I was such a nuisance in the first place why are they letting me get my memory back? Why are they having me help them? I wish Holly had explained a bit more."

"Agreed."

"I wonder how Foaly managed to get this whole thing with the schools arranged, and why."

Dom nodded. They drove the rest of the way in silence.

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"Oh, I'm so proud of you! My little Arty." Angeline Fowl gushed. "Now you understand that this is going to be a big change, and it may take a while to get used to?"

"I know, Mom."

"Give him some room to breath, dear. He's only switching schools ."

"It's a hard thing to change schools. Arty here has the courage to brave it."

Artemis Fowl the First just chuckled. "While I'm not making as much of a fuss as your mother, she is right."

Artemis Fowl the Second managed to restrain himself from rolling his eyes and gagging. Instead he forced a smile. "I'll be just fine."

"Of course you will." Angeline gripped her son in a rib-crushing hug.

"There is a slight problem though." Artemis said trying to push himself far enough away from his mom that he could breath. "If I'm going to do this I'll have to leave and go move all of my paraphernelia. I will be unable to be home this break."

"We've already been informed of that," said Artemis (the first), "Are you okay with it?"

"Sure, I mean, if you are."

"If you are then we're willing to support you."

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"That must have been an exquisite letter Foaly sent."

"To your parents or the schools?"

"Both, however I was referring to the letter to my parents."

"Now, the reason why." Artemis pondered.

"Rest it for a while and then let Foaly do the explaining." Holly piped up.

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"All right, Foaly, why am I now going to school at Beautrix Private School and why are you in need my assistant?"

"He's still vain," Growled Root, "thinking that the LEP are begging for his help."

"Foaly laughed. "Well he is correct, Julius, even if you'll never admit it." The centaur turned to address Artemis, "Actually those questions both have the same answer."

Foaly stopped and passed, he took a deep breath. Artemis leaned forward and stared at Foaly, "Go on."

"Someone hacked into my system."

"There it wasn't that hard to admit your system isn't foolproof, was it?" Holly said in a mock comforting voice.

At the same time Artemis reeled back and exclaimed, "But the only other person who's been able to do that is me!"

"You!" Root barked.

"If it weren't for the mind-wipe you would have been the prime suspect for this." Foaly interrupted.

"So that's what happened to Mulch's information on his file!" Root mused.

"How is the little bugger?" Dom asked

"He just got out of jail two months ago." Foaly replied.

"Surprisingly easy sentence." Holly remarked.

"Surprisingly good case." Root glared at Artemis.

"Back to the current issue," Foaly interrupted. "The hacker was not as clever as you a and ended up setting off my alarm. I was able to track the hacker's location to Beautrix Private School, but I was unable to get anymore specific locations before the hacker exited."

"You want me to figure out the exact person?" Artemis inquired.

"That would be the basic drift." Foaly nodded.

"I got my memory back and I'm going undercover for the LEP, who considered me a big enough enemy to delete my entire memory of them, all in one day." Artemis said with a devious smile.

"We're not striking a bargain with you!" Root forewarned, catching Artemis's smirk. "You got your memory back and that's enough!"

"Fine, just promise that you won't remind-wipe us." Artemis stated.

"Depends on how well you do the job." Root growled.


Yes, I was extremely bored enough today to get second and third chapter written. Other personality: What the third chapter is written!?! Current personality: evil grin Yep! Mwahahahaha!!!!