Disclaimer: if I'd owned Artemis Fowl I would not be writing this on fanfiction.
ArieiDelmonte - yay for u! no I don't remember either, if I wanted I could go figure it out, but I'm to lazy. The guy is Bruce whatever I said his name was. I believe I already told u how to properly look us up. Y it's defective tho, I don't know, cuz it's stupid. Ur hyper a lot of the time, probably due to happy thoughts. Yay yay for u
normal? – does that mean that you've had to dedications to? Wow! I'm srry do u want to look or clues? Lol
cocoaducks – thank u.
Carmen Aistrup- um, oops, I guess I count as an idiot author. Cuz I'm not a good one. Yes mulch does rock. Thank u. no!!!! don't flame me!!!! Ah!!!!! Stupid! Of course I am not going to stop until it is done. I promise I will not abandon this story, and I think I've said that before. U know u changed ur name. It confused me for a while.
Haru and Kevin – hey look updating for u!! hey, lol, this is exactly a week since u submitted the review. But oops it wasn't a week from last time I updated. I don't update that fast. Aahhh!! Y does it seem like I'm getting threats everywhere? Please don't hurt me!! Oh good, last I checked the US was very far from Australia, I no longer feel threatened from u
Hey this is a really short and stupid chapter. I'm kinda depressed cuz the next chapter will be the last chapter, so I'm kinda dragging this story out as long as possible. This chapter was mainly just fun for me.
Chapter 7
Caribbean Adventures
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Danielle giggled as Artemis ripped off his shirt. Artemis glared at her, blushing heavily.
They had all made the flight across the Atlantic in the Fowl's private jet. They'd even dragged a reluctant Mulch along. Dom, Danny, and Arty sat on the beach, attempting to look like tourists, discussing how to track down Bruce. Holly and Mulch were back in the hotel room, communicating via iris cams, hidden mikes and earplugs.
"You should work on that tan and get some muscles." Danielle teased Artemis.
"You're not that tan yourself." Artemis returned hostilely.
"It's really amazing, though, that I am darker than you." Danielle stated.
While one would expect Danielle to have extremely pale skin to go with that white-blond hair spilling down her back, her light-toned skin had definitely seen more sun than Artemis' pasty whiteness. She looked far more in place on the beach in her bikini than either Artemis, of the self-conscious Domovoi, whose bared muscularly chest was earning him some looks.
"That doesn't matter," Artemis argued, trying to grasp a retort, "besides this is a stupid argument, and it isn't helping us find Bruce."
"Yes, I agree, this is a stupid argument. However, it is helping us, we're supposed to be blending in, looking like tourists."
"What if he doesn't come to the beach?"
"He will, I'm just not sure whether it will be this one or not."
"How do you know? What if you're wrong?"
Danielle threw up her hands in frustration and muttered a phrase that sounded like, "Sha-shwan-na-neech-ou-wah!"
Holly and Mulch burst out laughing into the earpieces that Danielle and the Mud Men were wearing. Being fairies they preferred to stay inside the hotel room and search for Bruce via the computer, out of the sunlight.
What?!" Artemis asked, upset at not understanding.
"Nothing," Danielle shrugged, "It's just a phrase I say when I'm arguing and there's no reason to continue."
Mulch whistled, then yelped as if Holly had just hit him, which she probably had.
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The rest of the day went on in pretty much the same tune, without much to show for it.
After the group had had dinner they sat around discussing the day's events and tomorrow's plans. Danielle noticed Artemis kept wincing and refrained from moving as much as possible.
"Artemis, come into the light." Danielle demanded suddenly.
"Why?" he inquired.
"Just do." Danielle said in such a demanding voice that Artemis complied immediately without further question. "Take off you shirt." She demanded next in the same voice, Artemis, though bewildered, complied once again.
His skin looked like leather, except it was a deep crimson color and had immense white blisters popping up everywhere.
"Ouch," Danielle winced at the sight.
She went over to her bag and pulled out a bottle of Aloe Vera. She poured it on his back and began massaging it in.
"Hey!" Juliet exclaimed at that moment, "That looks like the guy we're looking for." She gestured outside the window she'd been gazing out of.
Domovoi Juliet and Mulch ran outside. Danielle hesitated for a moment.
"Go!" Holly ordered, "'Sides, I can do this a lot faster." Holly put her hand n Artemis' back and sent out a few blue sparks to show what she meant.
Outside Danielle joined the others watching a surfer. After a few minutes a gunshot rang out, from somewhere in the hotel, it was followed by a thud. As the four ran inside the hotel they heard more noise, the sound of glass breaking and a car speeding away.
Inside they found an unconscious Holly lying on the floor and no sign of Artemis other than the broken window.
"We shouldn't have roomed on the first floor." Juliet remarked. "It made too easy of an escape route."
"Of course he would rather have Artemis than me!" Danielle exclaimed, getting a few confused and suspicious glances, "Stupid me!"
ok there u go. As I said this chapter was mainly just for me. Only one more chapter left! :'( I think after I am done I am going to have to retire my notebook and this story honorably by burning it.
For those of u who don't know mandarian (Chinese) sha-shawn-na-neech-ou-wah is a phrase I have a tendancy to say. Obviously that is how u would pronounce it, since the Chinese have a different way of alphabet thing, which I do not know. At the moment I'm debating whether to tell u pple what it means. Hmm.... Hehe nope I'm not going to!!! If any body that is Chinese or whatever and is offended by my using it I'm srry.
What, I'm having second thoughts, I already have threats on me, perhaps I should tell u what sha-shawn-na-neech-ou-wah means.... Ok fine don't torture me!!! I'll never tell mwahahaha!!!! maybe tho if all u pple review, really long wonderful reviews I'll tell u at the beginning of the next chapter.
