Disclaimer: (Throwing pineapples at JK Rowling) "Yea, Yea. She made up Harry Potter as many know and I, I repeat, I didn't.

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Nat woke up suddenly. She saw a dark lake and tiny boats scattered through out it. Carriages were moving without horses not twenty feet away from her.

"Finally," a familiar voice said.

Nat turned around to see a tall brunette with brown eyes wearing her pink silk pajamas.

"Erika where are we," Nat asked.

"We don't know. Apparently we all blacked out and when we woke up we were here," a girl with blonde hair and black eyes said.

"Caitlyn what are you wearing," Nat asked as she started to giggle.

"I was taking a shower when I blacked out." Natster looked at Cat's damp hair and towel clothing again but still couldn't stop laughing.



"Britt's here too," Erika finally said when Nat stopped laughing.

"Where?"

Nat turned her head fast and almost smacked it into Britt's leg. (A/N: Nat's sitting down everyone else is standing.... you perverts!)

"Hey Britt!"

"Hey," a pretty slightly short girl with black straight hair and black eyes said.

"Where'd you hair go," Nat asked.

"Mom cut five inches. It's at my chest so it's still long."

"It's weird."

"Not as weird as your red fluff you call hair, Nat."

"Hey! That's mean."

"In case you haven't notice we're in some place we don't know for reasons we don't know. Maybe I'm asleep," Cat commented. "Ow! What you pinch me for?"

"Well Cat, if you're sleeping that wouldn't have hurt, duh," explained Erika.

"Hey why don't we go to the castle and ask where we are?"

"Oh yea, Nat..... Why don't we go to the people who we don't even know and ask for a map, maybe even tea. They could be axe murders for all we know," Britt said.

"What do you suggest then?" When Erika didn't get the answer she wanted from Britt she looked at each of them.

"Yes Cat," Erika asked as Cat frantically waved her hand.

"We go to the castle......"

"Hey, that was my idea," whined Nat.

"But we change our names in case the ax murders want to chop us up into little tiny pieces."

"How will that help," Britt inquired.

"Well........ it won't. But in the case that they say tell me your name or die, and tell our real names they might say Now tell us your real names or die, they won't believe us when we repeat our names so we should make up names."

"Did that make sense to anyone?"

"No, but we do need to castle and new names won't hurt."

"So what names should we make up, Erika......... Cat........ Nat....... any ideas?"

"Oh....... Oh........ I know!"

"Yes Nat?"

"We should look in this Diary that I read before we all blacked out."

"What," The girls yelled in unison.

"Oops......" Nat opened the book. It was blank except the poem and Nat's signature.

"How the hell are we supposed to read this in the dark?"

"Britt, we have time for questions later. I'm fucking freezing. Let's go!"

"No, we need names first," Erika said as she stopped Cat.

"Well we better get some fucking fast!" The book stated glowing and words started appearing in it.

'Dear Diary,

We finally made up those ridiculous names. I'm Lily, my favorite flower. Erika's Rose because she loved the flower idea. Britt is Leia, I suppose because she loves Star Wars, and Cat is Narcissa, because her favorite word is Narcissism and loves calling Erika, I mean Rose that all the time. I loved it. You should have seen Rose yelling at Nissa, that's what we'll call her. Oh I have to go I have a busy day at Hogwarts.

Luv, Lily'

"Wow...... Hey where'd it go?"

"It must have disappeared because you or maybe because all of us read it," answered brilliant Brittany.

"Okay we got the names can we go now," asked Nissa. They headed towards the castle.



"Wait a tick, you call me Narcissistic? I've never heard you say that. You think I'm selfish? That's rude miss........ miss...... Goody-Goody-two-shoes."

"Goody-Goody? Me?"

"Yea!" They walked into the castle and Lily and Leia looked like they were trying to ditch the them but Erika and Cat were absentmindedly following them. The two didn't notice that Leia and Lily had opened the door of the great hall and a great mass of kids were staring at them. It was quite a sight since three of the girls had slinky pajamas on and one had nothing but a towel on.

"Just because I don't sleep around!"

"Woe....... I'm not a slut!"

"I didn't call you a slut just easy!"

There was a quick silence as Cat's words sunk in. At that moment the only two people in the great hall that were talking were two boys at a table labeled Grffindor. It was a tall thin boy with untidy black hair and a tall handsome boy with casual hair and daring eyes. They were sitting the closest to the group of insane girls so only Britt and Nat could even hear their whispers.

"Damn........ Think I could date her Prongs?"

"Which one, the one with nothing but a towel on?"

"No, the easy one........"

"Padfoot, I swear one day a girl will refuse to go out with you and what will you do?"

"It will never happen."

Finally Erika said something. "How Dare you bitch," she spat out.

"Ahh...... Rose.........," Caitlyn finally realized that there was an audience.

"What is it you little..."

"Quite a first impression you two made," Britt mumbled under her breath.

After a long moment of silence, Dumbledore stood. "I'm sorry for this but these are the foreign exchange students from America and it seems they have had a bit of confusion about the date of the sorting. My apologies. Will you four come up to be sorted and then report to my office for the proper attire?"

The four shyly walked up to the front of the room confused.

"Don't be afraid, try me on," a hat said almost causing the girls to scream out in surprise.

"Sure why not," Luna sighed but enjoy the idea of sitting down with only a tee-shirt on so she stood and slipped the hat over her head. "Brains, bravery, loyalty, and kindness. Grffindor," the hat cried out.

Lily went after. "Kindness, friendship, enjoyment of fun things, bravery, and love of freedom. Grffindor," The hat cried out.

Then followed Nissa. "Ahhh, finally...... You wish for freedom, love breaking rules but only if you're not caught, will seek revenge and often are brutal about it. Dear girl you belong in Slytherin!"

"NO I Don't you stupid hat! I belong with my friends!" The great hall was dead silent. This was the first time someone refused to go into a house.

"Dear foolish girl....... You won't be as great in Grffindor as in Slytherin."

"Too bad, I don't give a dam you shitty hat! I'm going to Grffindor!"

The hat went silent for a while and then said in a small voice, "Fine go to Grffindor."

It was Rose's turn next but the hat said something before she put it on. "You don't need to try me on. You four cannot be separated. Grffindor."

"Sure whatever," Rose replied.

They left and followed Dumbledore to his office while students started talking wildly about the four new girls.

"Well on the bright side they'll remember us," Erika commented.

"Yea, for not wearing anything the first day of uhhhhh.......... is this a school," Britt mumbled under her breath.

They made their way to Dumbledore's office with a very confused and scared looking Dumbledore. (A/N: That's a first.)



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Hey I hoped you liked my second chapter! Wow, that's the most chapters I've written. Well hoped you liked it. Next chapter Dumbledore will give the girls a surprising interview. You know since everyone is changing the names of reviews, I think I'll call mine Analynnes, after my friend and to piss her off. Everyone please do a Analynne! (Hehe)

I'm bored so I'll ask a question, so far out of the four girls who do you like. (Hint Hint: The right answer is Rose)

Luvs yah!