Disclaimer: I am not a middle age woman named JK Rowling. I'm a teenager just having fun doing art, acting in plays, and flirting with both guys and girls. No, just kidding (or am I? -dramatic music-).
A/N: I'm so sorry I haven't written in like a year but I got bored of this story and was writing it but not typing it. I had a great plot but it was full of unrealistic situations and sex. You're probably like so, what. Well. I'm just telling you just in case this story is random. That well, it's about my friends and we are random. Okay never mind.
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"Lilly. Get the fuck off of me! I will not give you a piggy-back ride," Rose cried out. Lilly gave up and fell to the ground. She quickly got up but right as did Rose fell down, with Luna on top of her. "THIS IS IT!!!! WHY THE FUCK WON'T YALL LISTEN TO ME????" She got up and started walking ahead of them, ignoring the comments of her friends. She soon got bored, like she always does, and returned to the group. As soon as she did, she noticed that Nissa was giving Lilly a piggy-back ride. Luna and Rose tried to ignore them and eyed the small group of guys talking beside the bathroom.
"You know it," both Rose and Nissa said at once, causing the girls to start laughing.
"James, what have I said about talking to pretty girls," a cute boy asked.
"Ummm…… Not to let you do it, Sirius," James responded.
"Like they believe that. James, I do believe these lovely girls were not talking about you back there." Sirius, of course, was too busy studying each girl to notice James mouth: He's Gay, while waving his hands frantically. Once the girls started laughing, Sirius glanced at his friend, aware that he did something.
"Boy, do I know the perfect person for you Sirius," Rose said.
"Really, anyone I know," Sirius purred.
"Not that you would want to. His name is Carter." The whole group of girls started laughing uncontrollably as Sirius gave James a questionable look.
"James said you were gay," Luna said, trying to not drive the guys away. Sirius glared at his friend.
"Let me tell you, we totally support you in your way of living," Rose said, reaching across the table to pat Sirius's hand.
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"Really, may I ask why," James asked wickedly.
"Because, we're no stranger to that," Rose responded, grabbing Nissa's hand. Nissa smacked her hand away, pouting.
"Gosh, Ca-- Nissa, what crawled up your butt and died today," Lilly asked, only to receive a glare.
"Boys, I'm Luna, the normal one. This is Rose, the lesbian. This is Lilly, the one with fake boobs. And this is Nissa, the one with something dead in her butt." Each girl glared at Brittany.
"You are so not normal," Rose argued as the guys gawked.
"I do not have something in my butt," Caitlyn whined.
Lilly crossed her arms over her boobs. "I so wish yall wouldn't talk about my boobs so much."
"Why would you say there is something dead in my butt," Nissa whined even more.
"Because there is," Britt said.
"Luna, you're the……… ummm…. You're the……… You're the one the one……. Ah I give up. I hate you. You're too perfect." "As you should." "Heyyyyyy, Are you saying we're weird," Nat whined.
"Nothing gets past you," Nissa commented.
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"Girls, how bout we show you lot around tonight," Sirius asked.
"I don't know… Are you going to bring more guys?" "Why do we need to? I think we can handle you all," James commented.
"Oh… Trust me. We're a handful," Rose said in a wicked way.
A/N:
Believe it or not, this is how my group really acts.
