Thing: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MISTEREST DOOM?  LADY KITTY? nothing I'M BACK!!!!! still nothing I BOUGHT A NEW FRIEND OVER!!!!!!!! nothing

Doom: THAT IS THE LAST TIME I'M GETTING IN A CAR WITH MAYHEM!!!!!!

Kitty: It wasn't that bad…

Doom: Did we find Thing?

Kitty: No…

Doom: THEN IT WAS THAT BAD!!!!!!!!!

Thing: MISTEREST DOOM! LADY KITTY! I'M BACK AND I BOUGHT A FRIEND!

Kitty: THING!!!!!! ^_^ hugs Thing

Doom: Thank you Ra!  Bye-bye Mayhem! ^_^

Mayhem: Can't I stay for this one chapter?

Kitty: Yep! And Thing who is this new friend?

Thing: COPPER!!!!! a mini darkens puppy runs up to Kitty and walks its tail

Kitty: Another new cat! ^_^

Doom: Umm, Kit, that isn't a cat. '-_-

Kitty: Yes it is! If it were a dog then it would run away from fear.

Mayhem: She's weird than Kay (Chaos).

Doom: Yep, well get on with the disclaimer.

Thing&Mayhem: WE OWN NOTHING! ALL WE OWN IS NOTHING!

Doom&Kitty: THAT IS NOT TURE! WE OWN MANGAS!

Mayhem: And that is all.

Doom: Can we PLEASE get on with the story.

Kitty: Yep! ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!

Doom: /animals talking/ 'thoughts'

Chapter 14

Lily had a nice Monday for the most part.  Pewe and Ryoko were doing their thing for the first Blondie Prank or B.P. as they were now calling it.  Lily did get mad a few times that today but for the most part was quiet happy with all the things they were going to do to Blondie that year.  Harry ended up in detention again with Lily.  Ministry Toad inspected one class that day and two more on Tuesday since now she was "The Hogwarts High Inquisitor." And Harry got himself into another detention that night and the rest of the week.

'How in the abyss can he let that temper of his go though the roof 24/7?' Lily thought after the detention that night.  Harry's hand was now bleeding very freely and was wrapped up in sash Lily gave him.  Both walked into the common room where only Karson, Ron, and Hermione were in.

"Here," said Hermione as she pushed two bowls to them, "soak your hands in it.  It should help."  Lily looked at.

"I don't need it," Lily said and pushed it back.

"Huh, but you've been doing the same thing as Harry, haven't you?" asked Karson putting down her quill.

"Yes but it doesn't seem to affect me," Lily said sitting down next to her.  "And what are you writing?"

"Thing to do to the Toad," Karson said and went back to writing.

"In fact we were just talking about that when you two came in," said Hermione.

"And you approve of Fox Girl coming up with the ideas?" asked Lily.

"No and she better not go through with any of them," said Hermione as she glared at her.

"Look I wasn't going to go and do Ron's idea until we had some fun with her!" said Karson.

"What was your idea Ron?" asked Harry.

"Poison," said Ron grimly.

"I think that is a little too drastic," said Lily.

"Your right," said Karson and she crossed something out and wrote something else.

Lily looked over to see what she wrote and frowned, "I also think turning her into a mindless salve is drastic as well."

"Whatever," and Karson continued to write.

"Well I was thinking about stating up a DADA class," said Hermione.

"Great idea! I would have learn nothing with her as teacher," said Lily, "and Mrs. Stern only teaches me year one through four DADA."

"While of course she would, she is only teaching you one through four," said Hermione.

"So is the teacher?" asked Ron.

"I thought…Harry could be," said Hermione in a small voice.  Lily and Harry blinked.

"Me?" crocked out Harry.  And all Hermione, Ron, and Harry went on to argue about it, while Lily listened and Karson went starring off into space as if she could form an idea out of thin air for torturing Ministry Toad with.  (A/N: If you wish to read, get the fifth Harry Potter book and read pages 326-328.)  Lily was a little surprised when Hermione said Voldemort. 

"Well…think about it Harry," said Hermione when Harry clamed down.  Lily was wishing for a chair that would spin her around at that point because she was bored.  "I'm off to bed," Hermione said and she trued and went up stairs.

"Are you two going to bed as well?" asked Ron.  Lily wasn't listening.  (A/N: Lily has a short attention span.)

"Here Harry, you can soak your hand in my bowl," said Lily after noticing that he seemed to be in pain from his hand.

"Thanks, Ron I'll be up in a few," said Harry.

"Well good night you do and don't to any thing naughty," Karson teased and Lily threw a book at her which she dodged.  Both Lily's and Harry's faces where red.  Lily was cursing under her breath.  Harry fixed the bowl he had smashed and put his hand in Lily's bowl.

"I'll see you in the morning," Lily sighed and went up stairs.  That night Lily had the dreams with the corridors and woke up early from it.  'Why in the deepest pits of the abyss do I wake up so early for?' Lily thought angrily and got ready for the school day.

It was about two weeks before Lily and her friends could but the first BP into action.  In those two weeks Lily was just about done with her extra classes and was about a Hermione's level of skill in magic.  Lily would be able to vanish kittens if she didn't get attach to them.  All in all, Lily was learning very fast.  She was also still waking up at un- godly hours in the morning.

It was almost the Hogsmeade trip as while and Lily couldn't wait to see Sirius again. Sirius had told her in one latter that she was more like her father than Harry was and Lily laughed at the thought.  Lily was happy that Harry had made the decided that he was going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.   Another thing that made her happy was the fact that BP should be in action soon, very soon.

It was in the common room that they took the next step in their Blondie Prank.  "Ryoko, Pewe!  Did you find the subject?"

/Yes, Lily we did.  Now here./ Ryoko said and handed Lily a shampoo bottle.

"Girls we got it," Lily said with an evil grin.  "First BP plan is now in action."

Kitty: Only one review. The computers all hate me. And I'm up to my ears in school work!!!!!!!

Doom: Kitty, calm down and tell us why the computers all hate you.

Kitty: It's all started with Mother's computer, who decide that it was going to something wired and Mother band me from it.  Then the internet wouldn't work on Dad's computer and I had to move all my files to a floppy disk and my e-mail has gone haywire.

Doom: They are out to get you.

Mayhem: What has a floppy disk have to do with computers not liking you?

Kitty: says in a quite voice Floppy disks are evil.  They don't like me.  And they're plotting with the computer to get me.

Doom: Kit, have you gotten it the cat nip today?

Kitty: Yes why?

Copper: Woof! Arf! Bark! in a high pitched voice

Doom: You gave some to the new dog?

Kitty: It's not a dog it's a cat and yes I did.

Mayhem: I think I'm going to leave now.

Doom: Bye. Mayhem leaves Glad she's gone.

Thing: HERE WE ARE AS WE DRIVE YOU ALL INSANE!!!!

Doom: Were did that come from?

Thing: CAT NIP!!!

Doom: YOU GAVE SOME TO THING TOO?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: Yes.

Doom: I'm going to bed. falls over @_@

Kitty: I'm sorry about not updating sooner but as you can see the computers are out to get me.

Thing: REVIEW AND TELL THE COMPUTERS TO STOP PLOTTING TO GET LADY KITTY!!!!!!!

Kitty: Yes, please do.  And I'll see you all next chapter! I hope.

Copper: Arf! (review) Woof! (and tell me how cute I'm)

Doom: I forgot, a review asked if we could make Lily and Sirius get together and we decided to have a vote.

Kitty: So put in writher or not we should hook them up.

Thing: In your review of course.

 All: SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!