The Extremely Crazy Adventures of Seymour Guado the Poop Head!
Disclaimer: I do not own FFX.
This is my first fic in this section so plz don't be too hard on me. I just thought it would be funny to make a fic all about Seymour. This is going to be SOOOOO fun to write!
Seymour sat up and yawned. He looked around before falling onto his pillow and going back to sleep. Seymour snored really loud, so it was only a matter of time until everyone in Guadosalam was awake. The snoring got louder and louder, and people started complaining about it.
Seymour awoke with a start, suddenly feeling very cold. He looked around. There was ice all over his bed, and he was completely soaked. Beside his bed was Tromell, holding an empty bucket with an extremely silly grin plastered over his face.
"TROMELL!" screamed Seymour," YOU JUST THREW A BUCKET OF ICE WATER ON MY HEAD!"
In the presence of a very angry Seymour, Tromell inched back, trembling. "I'm sorry, Maester Seymour," he whimpered," But your snoring could be heard halfway across Guadosalam. Everyone was complaining so we decided to do something about it. Well, as you can imagine, nobody wanted to get stuck with the task of waking YOU up so we drew straws. I got the short one."
Seymour got out of bed looking extremely cross, muttering something about 'stupid weirdoes' under his breath. He walked slowly downstairs and got himself a cup of coffee.
After having some coffee, Seymour was in a much better mood. Now that the fear of being blown up was gone, Tromell approached Maester Seymour.
"Sir, someone slipped this letter under the door," he said, handing Seymour a slip of paper. A smile spread across Seymour's face as he read the note. It was from his good friend Stu Pidhead.
"To my good friend Seymour,
Hey, Seymour, it's me, Stu. I was wondering if you would like to meet me at the pub today at 9:00 A.M. I'll be waiting for you outside the inn.
Sincerely,
Stu Pidhead"
Seymour's eyes lit up as he finished reading the letter and turned to Tromell.
"Tromell, I'm going out to meet my friend Stu."
With that, a very happy Seymour walked out the door.
Stu Pidhead was waiting by the inn, just as he had said he would. When Seymour walked around the corner, Stu started grinning from ear to ear.
"Hey, dude, what took you so long?" asked Stu.
"I came here as fast as I could," replied Seymour.
"Well, come on!" said Stu happily, "Let's go to the pub!"
The pub was a very noisy and dusty place, and it was the best place to go to catch up on the latest gossip. It was one of Seymour and Stu's favorite places to go. Stu always ordered too much beer and got drunk, but today, Seymour was in the mood for beer as well, and that meant trouble.
"So what's up?" asked Stu.
"Oh, nothing much," replied Seymour, "Tromell's being annoying as usual, but that's to be expected..."
"Whoa, dude, what'd he do THIS time!?" said Stu.
"He poured ice water on my head because he said my snoring could be heard halfway across Guadosalam," replied Seymour.
"Oh, so THAT'S what I heard earlier!' grinned Stu, trying to crack a lame joke.
Seymour rolled his eyes.
"HEY, I WANT MORE BEER!" Stu yelled at the waitress.
"Yeah, more beer would be nice," chimed in Seymour.
Later that morning, there were sightings of two extremely drunk Guado (obviously Seymour and Stu) dancing around in tutus singing a song that went somewhat like this:
Stu: My name is Stu Pidhead!
I never go to bed!
I stay up late,
'Cause nighttime's great!
My name is Stu Pidhead!
Seymour: My name's Seymour Guado!
People call me 'Snotto'!
I snore really loud,
And that makes me proud!
My name's Seymour Guado!
Both: We're the craziest ones here...
Seymour: 'Cause we had too much beer!
Stu: Yeah, we had too much beer!
For months after, people of all ages in Guadosalam had nightmares about what came to be known as 'The Tutu Incident'.
Well, how was it? Any type of advice to make this story better will be accepted! Or you can just review for some other reason! I won't update again until I have 5 reviews! As always, plz review!
