"How is he in the sun again?" Willow asked as Buffy and Angel hugged goodbye on the front steps of Hogwarts.

"Dumbledore gave him an earring that's charmed," Dawn answered.

"Oh," They all said.

Buffy and Angel walked up.

"Bye dead-boy," Xander said.

"Xander," Angel smirked.

Some noise was heard from inside the building.

"Guess Breakfast is out," Buffy said.

"I gotta go to class. Come visit again soon Angel," Dawn said hugging Angel then running into the building.

*****

"So what's the dealio on the Prophosio, G-Man.....io?" Xander asked getting a glare from Giles and a laugh from Buffy and Dawn.

"Nothing new," Giles said.

The group was eating Lunch in Buffy's classroom altogether.

"So we just kick their asses?" Harry asked expecting to get yelled at by Buffy since she was a professor, but was shocked by her and Dawn's reply.

They were sitting next to each other and they both looked at the other. "New Toy's! Oh Yeah!"

"Toys?" Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Draco asked.

"Weapons," The SunnyD peeps said.

"So we just kill these Snake Guys," Willow said.

"We have to kill humans," Buffy said a little Guilt in her voice.

"Ding Dong the Dark lord is dead. I shot him in the heart not the head," Dawn started chanting making Buffy laugh. "And after my sis gave him a big pound, he's now laying 6 feet in the ground."

"And after the sweet Slayer's little puns, he gonna wish he got none," Xander said making Buffy spit out her drink all over the table as she and Dawn burst out laughing.

Draco had an amused look while the terrible trio had no clue what they were talking about.

"Xander that could be taken SOOO wrong," Dawn said.

"Dawn don't encourage the do-do brain!" Buffy squeaked making a few people laugh.

"Even if it will make him madder, It won't freaking matter, Cos G-Man's still as old as a hatter," Xander said.

A pen hit Xander in the head and everyone looked at Giles who said simply:

"It slipped."

They burst out laughing again.

"So Giles can we kill or no? If they're shooting death curses at us we need to get them back," Willow said.

Giles nodded mutely. Buffy jumped up and clapped getting the attention of the group.

"First things first then. I call dibs on the battle axe and the rocket launcher," Buffy said.

"You want me to get another one?" Xander asked.

"It was fun to use, besides take out a number of them at once," Buffy said.

"Plus you know her thing about blowing up things," Willow smirked making Buffy stick out her toungue.

"Oh yeah. Our High School and then you blew up the judge," Xander said.

"Plus the school gym at Hemry, now wait, I burned that down," Buffy smirked making the students look at each other like their teacher was a saint for burning down schools.

"Then I get a crossbow and a pair of throwing daggers," Dawn piped up.

"Same as Dawnster," Xander said.

"You guys are the weirdest group of people I know, and that's saying a lot," Ron said.

"Thank ya," Willow, Xander, Dawn, and Buffy replied.

Ron rolled his eyes as the others laughed.

"Buffy if you're going to use a battle axe you gotta train," Girls said looking at his slayer.

"Do I hafta?" Buffy asked getting a look on her face.

"Not the puppy pout face," Giles said.

"Please Giles?" Buffy whined.

"Fine, but you have to patrol at least 3 times a week," Giles said.

"Giles finally succumbed to the Buffy Pouty face? Something I thought I would never see in my life," Willow said.

"Yeah G-Man. You slacking off now?" Xander smirked.

Giles was about to say something, but Buffy and Dawn beat him to it.

"What about you Mr. Slacker of the Universe?" They both said.

"Ow. Thy words hath hurted thee," Xander said.

"You should have stopped at Ow," Buffy and Willow said.

They laughed and Dumbledore walked in.

"That hurt you two," Xander said placing his hands on his heart as if he got stabbed.

"Aww poor Xan. You gonna cry?" Dawn asked smirking.

"Just wait Dawnie. You'll be the one crying in the future," Xander said.

"Is that a threat?" Dawn asked amused.

"Promise," Xander smirked back.

"Well she's got something you don't Xan," Willow said.

"Well we all know that," Xander said getting a roll straight at the face.

"She's got me as a sister just in case your forgot," Buffy smirked as her sister hi-fived her.

"Now you see that's not fair," Xander said.

"Buffy couldn't hurt you if she wanted," Willow said.

"Oh, really?" Dawn and Buffy asked as one.

"Here we go again," Giles said shaking his head as Dumbledore took a seat next to him and the other students there who were eating and watching with an interest.

"Yeah he's like your brother and I don't think you would hurt him Buff," Willow said.

"Someone forgot the whole Pre-Battle Glory butt whooping speech," Buffy sing-songed

"How could we," Xander said with a snort of laughter.

Buffy dived at Xander tackling him to the floor playfully. She sat on top of him.

"Shout uncle Xan," Buffy said.

Xander smirked as he flipped her.

"Hey Xan been watching star trek again?" Dawn smirked as she took a bite of her food.

Buffy flipped him again.

"If I didn't know that he was practically your brother that would get me jealous," A voice said from the doorway.

"Oh Get over yourself Dead boy. She's mine," Xander smirked to the Vampire in the doorway.

"You wish Xan. You can hope and Dream, but that's all you'll get," Buffy said getting up then helping Xander up.

"Once again with the weirdness factor," Ron said.

"That's what I've been saying ever since I met them," Cordy said as she walked in.

"Whatda know. Queen C has returned everyone. Give a round of applause then bow before her," Xander said giving a mock round of claps.

"Get over yourself Harris," Cordy said then took the seat next to Willow.

"Me-ow. Kitten has claws," Xander amused.

"Ex-Couple. Please," Willow said holding her hands up between them since she was stuck sitting next to them both. "Resolve face. Get it, got it, good."

The two kept quiet.

"Nice Wills," Buffy said from Angel's lap.

"Sunnydale all over again and renewed," Angel sighed.

"No. No Sunnydale here. Evil a little, Magic big yes. Everything else we sure as hell hope not," Dawn said.

"What else is there left?" Harry asked since he had visited there.

"A lot," The Sunnydale people said.

"Such as....?" Hermione and Ron asked.

The group looked at each other then blabbed the whole thing one at a time going in a circle.

"Bronze with demons in there-"

"Hell gods-"

"Dracula-"

"Initiative-"

"Evil Mayors-"

"Fairy tales that come to life-"

"Rouge Slayers-" a little shudder from a few.

"Dru-"

"Vengeance demons-"

"Master vampires-"

"Trio of nerds-"

"Invisibility rays-"

"Fake memories-"

"Girlfriend robots-"

"Robot Adam-"

"Singing with Sweet-"

"Bug Substitute teachers-"

"Fake evil Watchers-"

"Ethan Rayne-" Growls

"Parents that try to burn you at the stake-"

"A girl who transfigured herself into a rat, but can't get back to normal-"

"Interdimentional portals-"

"And Even more annoying evil peeps," The group finished at once.

"That was...wow," Draco said.

"That's not even half of them," Xander said.

"Like that evil Indian guy who made you sick and that Buffy turned into a bear on Thanksgiving," Willow said.

"I didn't mean to turn it into a bear people," Buffy said. "I stabbed he was supposed to go all dusty not all Smoky the fire prevention bear on me, and how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?"

"You guys really know how to have a conversation," Dumbledore said with a chuckle.

Some of the people looked over to the back of the room where Dumbledore and Giles sat and grinned sheepishly.

"But it was sweet being invisible," Buffy said smiling.

"For you maybe, but not for us," Xander said.

"You were just jealous probably since you couldn't live your Star Trek dream," Cordy said rolling her eyes.

"Comedy styles of Miss Cordelia Chase everyone," Xander said sarcastically.

"Some things never change," Angel said shaking his head as Cordy and Xander glared at each other.

"$5 says by the end of the day they are in a closet somewhere making out," Buffy whispered to Willow.

"I take your 5 and raise it to 30," Willow whispered back.

"I'm with Willow," Angel and Dawn whispered.

*****

Buffy won money that night and got her pay after the two came walking into the classroom with red cheeks after Dawn had walked in on them.

"I'm going shopping," Buffy said with a smile.

"You are terrible," Giles said shaking his head with a smile.

"Excuse me Giles, but you were in on it also," Willow said.

"OOO she dissed you," Dawn said.

Buffy laughed then they heard a noise that Giles made.

"Don't be mad, Giles. We were just joshin'," Dawn said.

"I'm not mad," Giles said shaking his head.

"Yeah ya are," Dawn, Buffy, and Willow said.

"Always to perspective for your own good," Giles smirked.

"Well if this is him when he's mad then I don't wanna be around when he gets really angry," Ron mused.

"How could you tell he's mad?" Hermione asked.

"He made that cluck-cluck sound with his tongue," Willow and Buffy said smiling.

A cell phone ring filled the air.

"Not me," Dawn and Buffy said.

Giles pulled out his own cell.

"Look at G-Man. Getting with the technology," Xander said. "So have you come to terms with your computer or are you still cussing it out?"

"Oh do shut up," Giles said walking into Buffy's office for private.

After a few minutes Buffy got up.

"I can't resist," Buffy said going over towards the door.

After a few more minutes Dawn looked at Buffy with a thumb up and a thumb down. Buffy gave her a thumb down then walked back over and sat with the group. Before anyone could ask why Giles came out.

"Get with the telling, Giles," Buffy said.

"It was the council-" Giles started.

"The world's going to hell," Xander said throwing his hands up.

"Hello Giles. I quit the council. You can tell them to stick their watcher's handbooks right where they belong," Buffy said.

"Buffy!" Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Dawn said.

"Well I have a right to hate them after what they did. Sure that fat pig Travers tells us 'Glory's a god not a demon. Go kick butt and if you die we'll be cheering'. Come on. He's lucky enough I let him live to see the light of day with what he's done to us all," Buffy said pissed off.

The three students knew not to ask.

"What did they want?" Willow asked.

"They wanted to check up on you for some reason," Giles said.

"Something's fishy," Willow and Buffy said standing.

"We can only wait to find out," Giles said.

"Can't I go talk to them?" Buffy asked.

"Last time you ended up making the receptionist scream and cuss at you Buffy," Giles said.

"Is that a yes?" Buffy asked hopefully.

The students laughed.

"No," Giles said.

"Giles," Buffy whined.

"No Buffy that's final."

"That's not gonna help. I always do the opposite of what you say," Buffy smiled. "Wills get me the number."

"Don't Willow. I don't want the council even more mad at us then they already are," Giles said.

"Why should they be mad when they're the ones who always are doing crap to us? Xander piped up.

"Like what?" Giles asked.

"That circs-a-what's-it that took my strength away," Buffy said.

"That happens to every slayer though," Willow said.

"Most don't even live to 18," Buffy said and Giles gave her a look. "Fine I won't call, Mr. Suck-up of the century."

"Buffy," Giles said.

"And that's my que to leave before I get scolded at," Buffy smiled as she ran out leaving the kids laughing.

*****