Sailor's Day Off
by Sonahan Daye
Summary: The world once again needs Sailor Moon. This time they REALLY need her! Everyone's life is in her hands! There's just one little problem:
Sailor Moon falls on her butt and starts wailing, "BUT I DON'T WANNA SAVE The WORLD!"
Chapter 1
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~ Somewhere in a dark twisted place Queen Indolent plots to take over the world. ~
"Mwahaha!" Queen Indolent laughs evilly, "With this plot I will take over the world!"
~ Isn't that what I just said? ~
"Oh shut up!" Queen Indolent clears her throat and laughs again, "The scouts will no longer win any more battles! They will no longer fight! Never again should an evil queen lose to the likes of them!"
~ But why? ~
Queen Indolent has tears streaming down her face as she kneels on the ground with her hands clapped together, "I'm so glad you asked! For centuries good has prevailed over evil! It's just not fair! Evil twisted queens, like myself, have feelings to you know! Deep down inside we only want a little attention!"
~ Uh… @-@ Right… ~
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~ The next day, at Andrew's milkshake shop in the heart of Tokyo ~
"Here's your milkshakes!" Elizabeth smiled placing a tray of bright neon milkshakes on the table.
"Ohhh pretty!" Serena and Rini looked at the colours.
"They're real delish! We just hired this lady today an her milkshakes are the absolute best!" Elizabeth praised.
"Well, you convinced us!" Lita smiled taking a neon green shake.
Serena took a hot pink one, Ami took a blue one, Rei took a red one, Mina took an orange-yellow one, and Rini took a light pink one.
"Wow, these are good!" Mina exclaimed.
"No girls! Stop! You mustn't drink those!" A blue penguin came running in.
"Darien?" Lita, Rei, Mina, and Ami turned around and looked at the penguin.
"Stop!" Darien (the blue penguin) jumped up in slow motion and slapped the shake out of Mina's hand making all the others stop. He stood up on the table and pointed at Elizabeth, "Don't you see? This isn't your friend Elizabeth! This is one of your foes!"
Elizabeth closed her eyes and snickered evilly. Suddenly she grew fangs and her eyes turned icy blue as her hair turned long and silver. Big baggy silver gloves grew upon her hands and her dress turned big and silver and ended right above the knee. She now wore white opaque leggings and silver and white skate/boots along with a pearl necklace around her neck.
"So, you found me out sir Mamoru, but you're too late!" The girl pointed to Serena and Rini, "Look! Your lover girl Usagi and your daughter Chibiusa have already drank my poison! Now they will become even lazier then they already are!"
"You fiend!" Darien gasped.
"Is that possible?" Rei wondered with a little question mark over her head.
"Who are you?" Ami stood up.
"Why I'm," the girl looked down then grinned and put her hand on her hips as she stood on top of the world with a zigzag orange background moving behind her, "QUEEN INDOLENT!"
All the scouts stared at her dumb-founded.
"Seems like Queen Idiot to me." Mina whispered Ami.
Ami concealed a grin under her hand, "Oh, you're so mean!"
"Well Queen Indolent!" Rei stood up.
"We might as well stop you while you're hear!" Lita stood up.
"Ha, ha, ha! You're too late!" Queen Indolent laughed.
~ Is it me, or did she already say that? ~
Suddenly, a poof of smoke appeared and Queen Indolent tiptoed out the Milkshake Shop as everyone sat around coughing trying to see.
"*cough, cough* Serena! Rini! Are you two all right?" Darien asked Serena and Rini as the smoke lifted.
"*snore, snore* Just a little longer mommy…" Serena trailed.
"Realllllllllly…" Rini finished.
All the others exchanged glances.
****
"I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause!" Ami sung as Pokemon came on.
"Honestly, you'd think she'd be concerned more concerned about this." Rei eyed Ami in the other room.
"You can't blame her Rei, she practically drank the whole shake before Darien came in, and Darien and that Queen lady did say it makes us lazy." Mina said reading a romance manga with Lita.
"Yeah," Lita seconded that, "We're all a little lazy, but we'll get to that thing we need to do later."
"What thing?" Mina asked Lita as Ami cheered for Ash to beat AJ in the background.
"Ya know, that thing, oh forget it… I wanna see if Sailor V goes out with Bobby or not!" Lita said continuing to read the manga.
"Yeah, I wanna see if I get a boyfriend in the end or not." Mina continued to read with Lita.
"No! Team Rocket! You caught Sandshrew! Not Pikachu! You bumbling idiots!" Ami shouted.
Rei sighed thinking, looks like the only one who wasn't affected by the shake was me.
"Rei! Your Grandpa's mad! You didn't do ANY of your chores today! Hurry! Before he punishes those who are near!" Chad yelled from outside.
Maybe not, Rei sat wide-eyed then laid on her back as she shouted back, "I'll do it later!"
"But Rei!" Chad whined then screamed, "Oh my god he's got a broom!"
Suddenly, all that was heard was people running and the constant sound of things smashing.
"Hey where's Serena and Rini?" Rei suddenly asked.
Mina and Lita shrugged.
"Who cares! Ash is getting his butt kicked!" Ami shouted. She was now equip in her very own Ash uniform. From the hat, to the black shirt, to the denim shirt, to the green finger-less gloves, to the blue jeans and sneakers.
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" The TV boomed.
"Yeah!" Ami jumped up in the air Ash style and gave a peace sign.
"Pathetic." Rei muttered as she rolled her eyes.
****
~ Meanwhile, ~
"Hey, Rini, what'cha wanna do?" Serena asked as she laid slouched in her coach with her feet on the coffee table.
"I dunno, what'cha wanna do?" Rini replied in the same position.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"Hey, I asked you first." Serena complained tiredly.
"Wanna make something of it!" Rini attempted to fight exhausted.
"Nah, to much work." Serena slouched again.
"Yeah, you have to use all the energy to scream." Rini aid back.
"Don't speak, it takes to much work to listen." Serena started to fall asleep.
"Don't talk, it takes to much energy to reply." Rini replied and fell asleep leaning on Serena.
Suddenly Sammy walked in then jumped back out the room. This is a perfect time to try out my new water gun, Sammy thought then snickered, "Good thing mom put on those new plastic covers or this chance would be ruined!"
Sammy tiptoed up the stairs to get his new water-gun from his room then ran back into the living room.
"Prepare for a rude awakening," He snickered putting on his goggles and then aimed at Serena and Rini, "in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one…"
~ On the roof ~
"Wasn't today beautiful?" Artemis smiled at Luna with Diana sleeping on his head.
"Yes and so peaceful." Luna sighed happily.
Suddenly Diana was awakened by two deafening screams, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Artemis, Luna, and Diana all covered their ears.
"So much for that." Diana said.
****
by Sonahan Daye
Summary: The world once again needs Sailor Moon. This time they REALLY need her! Everyone's life is in her hands! There's just one little problem:
Sailor Moon falls on her butt and starts wailing, "BUT I DON'T WANNA SAVE The WORLD!"
Chapter 1
****
~ Somewhere in a dark twisted place Queen Indolent plots to take over the world. ~
"Mwahaha!" Queen Indolent laughs evilly, "With this plot I will take over the world!"
~ Isn't that what I just said? ~
"Oh shut up!" Queen Indolent clears her throat and laughs again, "The scouts will no longer win any more battles! They will no longer fight! Never again should an evil queen lose to the likes of them!"
~ But why? ~
Queen Indolent has tears streaming down her face as she kneels on the ground with her hands clapped together, "I'm so glad you asked! For centuries good has prevailed over evil! It's just not fair! Evil twisted queens, like myself, have feelings to you know! Deep down inside we only want a little attention!"
~ Uh… @-@ Right… ~
****
~ The next day, at Andrew's milkshake shop in the heart of Tokyo ~
"Here's your milkshakes!" Elizabeth smiled placing a tray of bright neon milkshakes on the table.
"Ohhh pretty!" Serena and Rini looked at the colours.
"They're real delish! We just hired this lady today an her milkshakes are the absolute best!" Elizabeth praised.
"Well, you convinced us!" Lita smiled taking a neon green shake.
Serena took a hot pink one, Ami took a blue one, Rei took a red one, Mina took an orange-yellow one, and Rini took a light pink one.
"Wow, these are good!" Mina exclaimed.
"No girls! Stop! You mustn't drink those!" A blue penguin came running in.
"Darien?" Lita, Rei, Mina, and Ami turned around and looked at the penguin.
"Stop!" Darien (the blue penguin) jumped up in slow motion and slapped the shake out of Mina's hand making all the others stop. He stood up on the table and pointed at Elizabeth, "Don't you see? This isn't your friend Elizabeth! This is one of your foes!"
Elizabeth closed her eyes and snickered evilly. Suddenly she grew fangs and her eyes turned icy blue as her hair turned long and silver. Big baggy silver gloves grew upon her hands and her dress turned big and silver and ended right above the knee. She now wore white opaque leggings and silver and white skate/boots along with a pearl necklace around her neck.
"So, you found me out sir Mamoru, but you're too late!" The girl pointed to Serena and Rini, "Look! Your lover girl Usagi and your daughter Chibiusa have already drank my poison! Now they will become even lazier then they already are!"
"You fiend!" Darien gasped.
"Is that possible?" Rei wondered with a little question mark over her head.
"Who are you?" Ami stood up.
"Why I'm," the girl looked down then grinned and put her hand on her hips as she stood on top of the world with a zigzag orange background moving behind her, "QUEEN INDOLENT!"
All the scouts stared at her dumb-founded.
"Seems like Queen Idiot to me." Mina whispered Ami.
Ami concealed a grin under her hand, "Oh, you're so mean!"
"Well Queen Indolent!" Rei stood up.
"We might as well stop you while you're hear!" Lita stood up.
"Ha, ha, ha! You're too late!" Queen Indolent laughed.
~ Is it me, or did she already say that? ~
Suddenly, a poof of smoke appeared and Queen Indolent tiptoed out the Milkshake Shop as everyone sat around coughing trying to see.
"*cough, cough* Serena! Rini! Are you two all right?" Darien asked Serena and Rini as the smoke lifted.
"*snore, snore* Just a little longer mommy…" Serena trailed.
"Realllllllllly…" Rini finished.
All the others exchanged glances.
****
"I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause!" Ami sung as Pokemon came on.
"Honestly, you'd think she'd be concerned more concerned about this." Rei eyed Ami in the other room.
"You can't blame her Rei, she practically drank the whole shake before Darien came in, and Darien and that Queen lady did say it makes us lazy." Mina said reading a romance manga with Lita.
"Yeah," Lita seconded that, "We're all a little lazy, but we'll get to that thing we need to do later."
"What thing?" Mina asked Lita as Ami cheered for Ash to beat AJ in the background.
"Ya know, that thing, oh forget it… I wanna see if Sailor V goes out with Bobby or not!" Lita said continuing to read the manga.
"Yeah, I wanna see if I get a boyfriend in the end or not." Mina continued to read with Lita.
"No! Team Rocket! You caught Sandshrew! Not Pikachu! You bumbling idiots!" Ami shouted.
Rei sighed thinking, looks like the only one who wasn't affected by the shake was me.
"Rei! Your Grandpa's mad! You didn't do ANY of your chores today! Hurry! Before he punishes those who are near!" Chad yelled from outside.
Maybe not, Rei sat wide-eyed then laid on her back as she shouted back, "I'll do it later!"
"But Rei!" Chad whined then screamed, "Oh my god he's got a broom!"
Suddenly, all that was heard was people running and the constant sound of things smashing.
"Hey where's Serena and Rini?" Rei suddenly asked.
Mina and Lita shrugged.
"Who cares! Ash is getting his butt kicked!" Ami shouted. She was now equip in her very own Ash uniform. From the hat, to the black shirt, to the denim shirt, to the green finger-less gloves, to the blue jeans and sneakers.
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" The TV boomed.
"Yeah!" Ami jumped up in the air Ash style and gave a peace sign.
"Pathetic." Rei muttered as she rolled her eyes.
****
~ Meanwhile, ~
"Hey, Rini, what'cha wanna do?" Serena asked as she laid slouched in her coach with her feet on the coffee table.
"I dunno, what'cha wanna do?" Rini replied in the same position.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"Hey, I asked you first." Serena complained tiredly.
"Wanna make something of it!" Rini attempted to fight exhausted.
"Nah, to much work." Serena slouched again.
"Yeah, you have to use all the energy to scream." Rini aid back.
"Don't speak, it takes to much work to listen." Serena started to fall asleep.
"Don't talk, it takes to much energy to reply." Rini replied and fell asleep leaning on Serena.
Suddenly Sammy walked in then jumped back out the room. This is a perfect time to try out my new water gun, Sammy thought then snickered, "Good thing mom put on those new plastic covers or this chance would be ruined!"
Sammy tiptoed up the stairs to get his new water-gun from his room then ran back into the living room.
"Prepare for a rude awakening," He snickered putting on his goggles and then aimed at Serena and Rini, "in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one…"
~ On the roof ~
"Wasn't today beautiful?" Artemis smiled at Luna with Diana sleeping on his head.
"Yes and so peaceful." Luna sighed happily.
Suddenly Diana was awakened by two deafening screams, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Artemis, Luna, and Diana all covered their ears.
"So much for that." Diana said.
****
