Sailor's Day Off
by Sonahan Daye

Summary: The world once again needs Sailor Moon. This time they REALLY need her! Everyone's life is in her hands! There's just one little problem:
Sailor Moon falls on her butt and starts wailing, "BUT I DON'T WANNA SAVE The WORLD!"

Chapter 2
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~ At Serena's house ~
"Serena!" Darien the blue penguin flung the door open of Serena's room, it bounced off the wall and slapped him in the beak.
Serena stared wide-eyed sitting on the bed as he did it again, gentler this time.
"Serena! Tokyo is under seige!" Darien shouted.
"I'm right here you know," Serena looked at him asif he were pathetic.
"Yes, I see that," Darien shouted, "Queen Indolent is taking over Tokyo! You must stop her Serena! ....Serena?"
Serena snored loudly on her bed.
"SERENA!" Darien yelled.
Serena just rolledon her side and pulled her blanket over her.
It looks like we'll have to fight without her, Darien thought sighed and left.
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~ Meanwhile in Tokyo ~
"Mwhahaha! This is the best time ever!" Queen Indolent cheered as she went around on the carousel.
"Hey she cut in line! That's not fair! It was my turn first!" A little boy whined.
"Shut up," Queen Indolent glared at him. She pointed her index finger at him and turned him into ice.
"Oh my god! Timmy!" The boy's mother ran over to the ice sculpture that was once a boy.
"I suppose you're going to cry now," Queen Indolent came over and flung a silver cape with a rim of blue fire over her shoulders.
"How can I ever thank you!" The mother turned around beaming shaking Queen Indolent's hand wildly.
"Eh?" Queen Indolent looked at the mother puzzled.
"I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!" The mother continued chanting as she danced down the street.
"Weirdo," Queen Indolent stared.
~ Suddenly, 4 figures appeared behind her. ~
"Stop!" Sailor Mercury shouted showing herself.
"Right there!" Sailor Mars appeared.
"Queen," Sailor Jupiter started.
"Indolent!" Sailor Venus finished.
"What do you want?" Queen Indolent turned around and backed up scowling.
"You dropped your wallet," Sailor Venus beamed handing Queen Indolent a red wallet.
"But I don't have..." Queen Indolent stopped and secretly smirked taking the wallet, "yes my wallet, thank you."
"Wait," Sailor Mars thought for a second, "wasn't there something else we had to do?"
"Have a Pokemon battle!" Sailor Mercury exclaimed transforming into her Ash uniform as she jumped up in a baby blue background.
"No, it wasn't that," Sailor Mars rubbed her chin.
"Look for hot guys!" Sailor Jupiter beamed in a green background.
"No, not that," Sailor Mars continued thinking.
"Say how cool Sailor V is!" Sailor Venus exclaimed changing into Sailor V in a orange background then zooming around everyone as if she were flying.
"I KNOW it wasn't that." Sailor Mars began growing question marks all around her from thinking so hard until finally the knocked her out with spirals in her eyes.
"I know," Queen Indolent gave a toothy grin, "You were going to have a milkshake."
"Oh boy a milkshake!" Everyone exclaimed except Sailor Mars (who was still out cold).
They once again took coloured milkshakes that matched their aura and drank them.
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~ Darien ran as fast as his little penguin feet could take him. ~
Please tell me I'm not too late, he worried as sweat dripped down his forehead.
~ Alas, he arrived and he was too late. ~
"I told you not to tell me!" He shouted and looked at the Sailor Scouts all knocked out on the floor in their normal forms (Rei still with swirls in her eyes).
"No," he dropped to his knees and held his head and screamed at the sky, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~ He stopped to take a breath, then went on. ~
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Okay, that's enough."



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