Sailor's Day Off
by Sonahan Daye

Summary: The world once again needs Sailor Moon. This time they REALLY need her! Everyone's life is in her hands! There's just one little problem:
Sailor Moon falls on her butt and starts wailing, "BUT I DON'T WANNA SAVE The WORLD!"

Chapter 3
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It's all up to me now, Darien thought meditating as he drank some green tea.
He opened his eyes and looked over at his door thinking, the scouts should've been here hours ago.
"I better investigate," Darien jmped off the couch and trned to his human form so he could open the door. He looked around, no one around for miles, bt then what was that sound? It sounded like snoring! Darien looked downand saw all the scouts sleeping in a pile on the floor, "Aw, guys!"
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"Thanks for coming over Sammy," Darien paid Sammy ten dollars in singles.
"It was my pleasure," Sammy grinned and put the money in his pocket. He snickered as he aimed his watergun at the scouts, "Now I can have six times the fun, plus I'm getting paid!"
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"Isn't the weather great today!" Artemis laid in the grass at the park.
"Simply the best!" Luna smiled sitting next to him as Diana chased a butterfly, "And so quiet."
Suddenly, five loud screams and a shout of, "SAMMY!" echoed throughout the park. The birds fled from their trees, the car windows outside the park broke and their alarms were heard for miles.
"So much for that," Diana mumbled with her head ducked and her paws over her ears.
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"I'm gonna kill you! You little brat!" Serena snarled as the others held her back.
"Wait a minute!" Darien looked at her, "Do you have the energy..."
Before he could finish Serena passed out on the floor with all the others.
"Guess not," Darien shoke his head, "Give'em another shot, Sammy."
"Aye, aye Captain," Sammy nodded then aimed at the scouts, but when he tried to shoot nothing came out.
"What's wrong?" Darien looked at Sammy.
"I guess I forgot to reload," Sammy grinned scratching the back of his head. Darien fell over.
"What am I paying you for?" Darien jumped back up.
"Sorry sir, all I need to do is find a garden hose."
"I live in an apartment bilding," Darien glared at Sammy.
"That could be a problem," Sammy smiled nervously, "Don't worry I'll go home and come back as fast as I can."
"You had better."
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~ Meanwhile, at Queen Indolent's lair ~
"Now that those pesky Sailor scout's are out of my hair, what should I do?" Queen Indolent sat in her dark throne (an icy blue blow-p chair) and pondered.
"Queen Indolent! You are now on the 'Who wants to take over the world?'!" A super-deformed version of Regis came out of nowhere.
"How'd you get in here?" Queen Indolent shouted then found herself on the set of Millionaire.
"Now for your hundred minion question, Queen Indolent," The SD Regis grinned, "How will you take over the world? A.) With a banana B.) Control children's minds and dreams C.) Have a giant tree eat people D.) Make all people lazy and then hypnotize them into following you."
"Well, I do believe B and C have been done before, so that leaves me with A and D," Queen Indolent thought long and hard, "Hmmm..."
"You do have three life lines left," SD Regis said.
"I could use my fifty-fifty, but then again..." Queen Indolent thoght, "Aw, what the heck! I'd like to use my fifty-fifty Regis!"
~ B & C disappeared from the screen ~
"Blast!" Queen Indolent snapped angrily.
"You have two lifelines left," SD Regis informed.
"I'd like to ask the audience," Queen Indolent crossed her arms.
~ 50% said A and another 50% said D ~
Queen Indolent gritted her teeth angrily.
"You have one lifeline left," Regis said.
"Fine! Let's use it!" Queen Indolent hissed.
"Who would you like to call?" SD Regis asked.
"MoJo JoJo!" Queen Indolent exclaimed and then laughed evilly.
"Right..." SD Regis trailed then said, "AT&T connect us with MoJo JoJo!"
"I can see you on the TV! I'm watching now! You just now called me and here I am on the phone. I heard your question and I think I know the answer. The answer between A & D." MoJo JoJo picked up.
"Well, what is it?" Queen Indolent asked and a 10 second timer started.
"The answer would somehow be between A & D, because you destroyed B & C. It's not B & C, because they were elminated."
"Yes I know what's the answer?" Queen Indolent snapped impatiently.
"The answer to the question that you have asked me is..." Before MoJo JoJo could finish the buzzer rang.
"Drat," Queen Indolent growled, "He wasn't help at all! I'm just going to have to guess, A a banana."
"Is that your final answer?" SD Regis asked.
"No, D, that's my final answer," Qeen Indolent said.
"That's right!" SD Regis exclaimed, "You win 100 minions to help you take over the world! Now for your next question..."
"I think I'll stay," Queen Indolent said.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, goodbye," Queen Indolent grinned, snapped her fingers and SD Regis disappeared and she found herself once againin her cold dark lair.
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~ Meanwhile, Darien is still trying to think of ways to get the scouts back to normal. Will he be able to? Or will Indolent take over the world with her... her Indolence! Find out next time on Sailor's Day-off! ~

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