Sailor's Day Off

Summary: The world once again needs Sailor Moon. This time they REALLY need her! Everyone's life is in her hands! There's just one little problem:
Sailor Moon falls on her butt and starts wailing, "BUT I DON'T WANNA SAVE The WORLD!"

Chapter 4

Darien got to work studying the contents of the milkshakes given to the Sailor scouts, "HEY!" he exclaimed.
"What is it Darien?" Sammy asked curiously.
"These milkshakes...the only odd ingredient in them is food colouring! Everything else is just ingredients to make a normal vanilla milkshake!"
"What, wow! But then why are the girls so fraggin' lazy?" Sammy questioned pointing to the large yellow question mark above his head.
"It must be a mental thing! Queen Indolent told them that the milkshakes were supposed to make them lazy, therefore their brains told them to be lazy, therefore they became lazy!"
"That's a lot of therefores!"
"Yes, indeed! Quick Sammy to the Tuxedomobile!" Darien fled from his lab.
"Duhna nana nana nana Tuxedo Mask!" Sammy chanted running after him.

"Mwhaha! With my minions I shall now take over the world! Mwhahaha!" Queen Indolent laughed maniacally then stopped when she saw her minions scattered on the street sleeping, "Hey you! Wake up!"
"Five more minons," one minute snored.
I mean
"Five more minutes," one minion sanored.
Yes that's better
"Why you!" snarled Indolent.
Just then a royal blue version of Batmobile rushed past Indolent and her minions tossing them into the air, once it passed by they fell flat on their faces.
"Oh no!" Queen Indolent jumped to her feet and made a fist her words not fitting her mouth movements, "That was Tuxedo Kamen! He must've found out the secret of my lazy milkshakes, oh no!"
Her minions stood up and dusted themselves off.
"Don't just stand there! After him!"
"Yes ma'am!" the minions said together and ran after him.
Queen Indolent looked around as if checking to make sure on one was around then pulled a skii mask with a Q on it over her head and jumped into a race car parked on the street.

"Oh no! Is that Racer Q following us, oh no!" Tuxedo Mask looked at his rear view mirror.
"Oh no, Speed!" Sammy held his head moving side to side in the back seat, "What are we going to do? Oh no!"
"Speed?" Tuxedo Mask cocked an eyebrow.
"Oh my bad," Sammy covered his mouth.
"Let's see what this baby can do!" Tuxedo Mask smirked and slammed his foot on the gas petal. Fire flared up behind the car as it took off at the speed of light.
Suddenly, a car appeared in front of him and before Tuxedo Mask could break they collided, the cars instantly blowing up sending the drivers flying through the air. When they landed Tuxedo miraculously recovered and walked over to the driver he had crashed into, it was Queen Indolent.
"Mamoru!" She lifted her hand weakily.
He dropped to his knees beside her.
"Mamoru," she grabbed his shirt, "I am...your father..."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Tuxedo Mask held his head and screamed into the air.
"She can't be your Dad! She's a...well a she!" Sammy shouted.
"Oh yeah," Tuxedo Mask blinked and then looked down at Indolent.
"Yeah I know, I just always wanted to say that," Queen Indolent said running away.
"Hey get back here!" Tuxedo Mask shouted chasing after her followed by Sammy.
"Nooo!" Queen Indolent shouted running faster.
"MEH!" Tuxedo Mask doubled over panting.
"Don't worry Tuxedo Mask, I'll catch her!" Sammy said the screamed as his hair turned blonde and spiked up and his eyes turned green.
"No!" Tuxedo Mask looked up at Sammy, "How could a common boy like you become a super sayian when I'm a Prince and could not!?!"
"There is no time for that Tuxedo Mask! We must stop Queen Indolent!" Sammy replied and flew after the Queen.
"No!" Tuxedo slammed his fist on the pavement, "I will not be defeated! Man that hurt!"

"NO MORE!" Rei shouted with demon eyes, "No more Pokemon!"
"Just...one...more...episode...!" Amy cried as the other held her back.
"No!" Rei crossed her arms with the remote in her hand, "We're going to watch something grown-up and sophisticated like--"
"Passions?!" Mina's eyes lit up.
Rei sighed heavily, "Yeah...sure...Passions."
Lita, Mina, and Serena cheered and jumped in front of the TV to watch their Soap Opera as Amy cried in a corner.
"I hope I grow up to be like you Rei," Rini looked up at Rei who looked exasperated.
"Because I'm your idol?" Rei beamed happily.
"No, because you're not as weird as everyone else," Rini nodded.
"Oh," Rei sighed.
"Girls!" Penguin Darien burst through the door, "You have to listen to me!"
"Geeze Darien, you are so rude!" Mina noted.
"Wait for a commercial!" Serena said.
"SHHH!" Lita put a finger to her lips glued to the television.
"We're running out of time!" said Darien, "Sammy is currently fighting Queen Indolent!"
"All alone?" Rei turned around.
"Yes!" Darien nodded, "Now you must listen. The milkshakes Queen Indolent were just vanilla shakes with food colouring in them!"
"Whaaaaat?" All the girls turned to him.
"Are you sure?" Mina raised an eyebrow.
"Yes!" Darien nodded.
"Oh dear me!" Amy stood up, "We must then help Sammy defeat Queen Indolent!"
"Aw!" Serena whined, "But I was just getting into the shoooow!"
"I know," Lita helped her to her feet, "but it's something we need to do."
Serena sighed then nodded, "Moon prism power!"
"Mars Power!"
"Jupiter Power!"
"Venus Power!"
"ChibiMoon Prism Power!"
"Pokemon Power!" Mercury cheered.
"Amy!"
"I mean, Mercury Power!"

Meanwhile, Sammy gets his butt kick by Queen Indolent

"I'm just...not...strong...enough," Sammy panted weakly, his super sayian form fading.
"Mwhaha!" Queen Indolent laughed evilly.
"Stop!"
"Right!"
"There!"
"Queen!"
"Indolent!"
"Who's there?!" Queen Indolent spun around.
"I am Sailor Moon! And in the name of truth and justice--I will punish you!" Sailor Moon did her traditional pose then added, "And these are my Sailor Scouts!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaat? But how could this be!?!" Queen Indolent exclaimed.
"We're wise to your little scheme!" Sailor Jupiter said.
"Yeah! And we're here to stop you!" Sailor Venus nodded.
"Nonono!" Queen Indolent shoke her head.
"Yesyesyes," Sailor Moon nodded and took her tiara, "Moon tiara Magic!"
"Nooo!" Queen Indolent shouted getting hit with the tiara which threw her in the air, "looks like I'm blasting off again!"
"Well that was easy," Darien blinked then everyone laughed wildly for no apparent reason whatsoever.

And the moral of the story is, don't eat cheese that has been left outfor more than a day and Sailor Scouts are stronger than Sayians, even if they're Super Sayian.

The End