Band Geeks
Chapter 5

Kagome walked back into the kitchen and started to make some breakfast. RING RING!!!!! Kagome ran over to the phone. "Hello," said Kagome into the phone. "Hey! This is Sango," said Sango. "What's up? Why didn't you call earlier," asked Kagome. "Well I thought that you would be asleep and I didn't want to wake you, hold on a minute... MIROKU GO AWAY!!!!! I'M ON THE PHONE," shouted Sango. Kagome giggled. "Okay, I'm back," said Sango. "What was that about," asked Kagome. "My roommate has taken a liking to me," answered Sango. "What happened," asked Kagome. "Well it all happened last night," said Sango. "Tell me," said Kagome sitting down on the couch. "Okay," said Sango starting her story.

Sango's flashback

"So this is my dorm," said Sango unlocking the dorm. "Hello there beautiful," said a voice. "Who are you," said Sango surprised and grabbing her baseball bat. "I'm your......" came the voice getting hit on the head with the bat. You could tell that Sango was nervous and surprised. "What was that for? I'm your roommate," said the voice feeling his new bump. "Sorry, don't do that anymore. So your Miroku," said Sango loosing up. "Yeah, and remind me not to surprise you again," said Miroku getting up. "Sorry," said Sango putting down her bat. Miroku walked over to her. "So you're the beautiful woman I am bunked with," said Miroku rubbing her butt. "PERVERT!!!! DON'T YOU TOUCH ME," shouted Sango smacking him across the face and then picking up her bat and hitting him on the head with it.

"My, my you have quite a temper," said Miroku walking over to her again. "STAY AWAY," shouted Sango hitting him again. "Fine," said Miroku walking away but glancing over to the fuming girl every so often. Sango walked over to a bed and put her stuff down. "I can't believe I have to sleep next to you," said Sango. "Don't sound so disappointed. I'm not that bad," said Miroku walking over to his bed. "Yes it is. I don't think I'll get much sleep with a PERVERT!!!!!" shouted Sango hitting Miroku with the bat. "I TOLD YOU TO NOT TOUCH ME," shouted Sango. Miroku got up and walked into the bathroom to examine his head.

End flashback

Kagome was laughing at what her friend had told her. "STOP LAUGHING! Its not that funny," said Sango. "Yeah I was. I feel so sorry for you," said Kagome trying to hold back giggles. "Kagome?" said Inuyasha waking up with a rather large bump on his head. "Oh! Sango! I have to go," said Kagome. "What happened," asked Sango. "I accidentally hit my roommate on the head with a frying pan," said Kagome. Sango burst out into laughter. Kagome hung up the phone and ran to Inuyasha's side.

"Are you okay," asked Kagome. "What the fuck happened and why does my head hurt so much," asked Inuyasha. "Well you fell off the couch and I came over to see if you were okay. You shot up and hit your head on a frying pan," said Kagome trying to hold back laughter. "Shut up, I know you want to laugh," said Inuyasha. "Its not that. I'm just thinking about what happened to my friend last night. I feel so sorry for her. She is stuck with this lecher Miroku," said Kagome. Inuyasha started to crack up. "What's so funny," asked Kagome. "I feel sorry for your friend. I could have told you he would do that," answered Inuyasha. "Is he your friend," asked Kagome. "Yeah and I know everything about him," said Inuyasha trying to get up. "Stay down. You need to get your rest," said Kagome. "Wench! I'm fine now leave me the fuck alone," said Inuyasha pushing her to the side.

"Did you just call me wench," asked Kagome very irritated. "Yeah, what of it," asked Inuyasha. "Its very offending," said Kagome. "Shut up," said Inuyasha. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. "COMING," shouted Kagome walking over to her door. She opened the door and there was Sango and Miroku. "Come in," said Kagome letting them in. "Hey dude," said Inuyasha walking up to Miroku. "What's up," asked Miroku. "Nothing," answered Inuyasha. "Sango, what happened? You're bright red," asked Kagome. "The lecher over there just groped me," answered Sango. Kagome started to giggle. "Shut up," said Sango. Miroku walked over to where the two girls were standing. Miroku took Kagome's hand into his own. "Maiden, would you do me the honor of bearing my child," said Miroku. SLAP! "PERVERT," shouted Kagome slapping him.

Inuyasha cracked up. "What's so funny," asked Kagome walking over to him. "You," answered Inuyasha. "STOP," shouted Kagome. He didn't listen. Kagome slapped him across the face to get his attention. Inuyasha looked at her face and started to laugh again. Kagome gave up and dragged Sango over to the couch. "Want to watch a movie," asked Kagome. "No, I'm not in the mood for Lord of the Rings," said Sango. "OMG!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ORLANDO BLOOM," said Kagome surprised. (If n e 1 makes fun of Orli I will personally KILL you. He is the hottest guy on the planet. If you agree I will not attack. I f you don't agree don't say n e thing!! Now back to the story). "I never said that, I just said no Lord of the Rings," said Sango.

"Oh, well then how about Pirates of the Caribbean," asked Kagome. "No, I'm on in the mood for pirates either," said Sango. "OMG!!!! You don't want to see Johnny Depp," said Kagome more surprised. (Again, if you don't like Johnny Depp and tell me I will personally KILL you. Back to the story). "I just said no pirates," said Sango. "I have an idea," said Inuyasha. "What," asked Kagome. "Lets play truth or dare," replied Inuyasha. "I LOVE THAT GAME," said Sango. "I'll go call Ayame and Rin," said Kagome. "Hey I need to call Kouga and Sesshomaru," said Inuyasha. "Don't worry, my friends are roommates with them. I'll tell them to bring them along," said Kagome. "Okay," said Inuyasha. Kagome walked over to the phone and called her two friends. "They'll be here in a few minutes," said Kagome.

A/N: I put in Sango and Miroku's meeting. I hope you like it. I thought it was funny. About the Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom thing I was joking. Yes I think both of them r HOT. If you disagree than that's okay, but don't tell me please.